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Case, in literally no clue

We keep the front mowed for the HOA.

The backyard can grow until we worry about snakes affecting our pups.

We have a front garden that gets no care outside HOA recommendations. It came with the house.

Can’t wait until I can OWN a house, but the market (with all the influences upon it) isn’t there.

I’m saving, and considering moving to another state, if that helps all the pedantic monsters our there.

BartsBigBugBag,

Just quit watering the grass except for in small walkways and start a food forest.

JoShmoe, in Deal or no deal?

Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?

xusontha,

The joke is he is offering the deal to a cat

lowleveldata, in just a b....

Would it be better if they say “Sorry I’m just a bitch”?

VikingHippie,

Yeah. While still not good, at least toxic self-deprecation/self-critical fatalism is more sympathetic than complete abdication of responsibility 🤷

danc4498,

Nah, there’s no self deprecation in that. It’s more like they’re just rationalizing their shitty behavior ahead of time by pretending they have a characteristic that’s entirely out of their control.

“Sorry I’m just [choosing to be] a bitch” is more accurate.

VikingHippie,

I’m with you most of the way (hence why I used words like “not good” and “toxic”), but who said anything about ahead of time?

EherVielleicht,

More realistic.

HikingVet,

Worked with a couple people over the years who straight out said they are hard to deal with. Had much less problems with them than those who said “they could work with anyone”

LetterboxPancake,

“Look, I’m not good with people, especially when I find them annoying. So if you think I’m a bitch it’s just because I don’t like you 💖”

ass_destroyer, in just a b....

Is anyone else here noticing how awful this font is?

EherVielleicht,

Thank you for noticing. It took me some time to find a font, as disturbing as people mentioning their zodiac.

LetterboxPancake, (edited )

You did a great job then. The horizontal alignment is awful

Edit: I meant vertical, but I got distracted and I’m and idiot as well.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

It reminds me of the feeling of being in an elevator with someone you’re mad at

lnee, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Yes I could stop eating a pound a day but keto and vegetarian don’t mix well

TheAnonymouseJoker, (edited ) in literally no clue
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I had to kill 6 stingy bees today because they invaded my home. Nobody asked them to make a nest here.

Edit: killed another one

pewnit, in Try not to use slave labor challenge (Impossible!)

Fuck Nestle but also kitkat tastes good

T3rr4T3rr0r,
@T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social avatar

They're so damn good, but I try as much as I can to not buy them

funkycarrot,

All my homies buy the off-brand Kitkats that, despite the significantly lower price, use Fairtrade cocoa.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

well poland has WW (from e.wedel)
i rrspect them a lot more then nestle

pewnit,

There’s a European store near my house called wedel lmao. I’ll see if they have it there

Zanshi,

Except E.Wedel is owned by Korean chaebol Lotte. Which is… I don’t even know honestly, I just know chaebols do a lot of fucked up shit. I guess my point is there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

seth, in just a b....

If astrology worked, it would be doubly wondrous since traditional astrological signs are off by a month.

praise_idleness, in don't know, don't care

I don’t think punishing bad guys makes you a good guy.

tdawg,

you’re missing the point. There are a slew of contradictions in christian dogma that don’t make any sense at all. People who “punish” people are typically the good guys in stories. Take a sheriff in a western for instance. They chase the robber and throw them in jail as a form of punishment. The meme is just showcasing an example of how religion faulters under critical examination

EherVielleicht,

A whise DreamButt…

radioactiveradio,

And that’s why they don’t want you to think. Because if you think, it all crumbles away.

soumerd_retardataire,

They merely said that being separated from God means suffering, while following H…er.im means walking towards the establishment of H…er.is Kingdom/City unto Earth. They talked more about Hell as a state than as a physical place, but, well… who cares nowadays, right ? Parabola never taught us anything about the real world, the spirit doesn’t exist, and morals are relative, they were simply naive ignorants who never had anything to teach us, embrace modernity and reject 100% of the past.

tdawg,

I like how you skipped over the part where it’s been a core component of oppression and suffering

soumerd_retardataire,

I don’t entirely agree with my comment either, because there’s multiple interpretation of Hell.
One of them is interesting, it says that if our consciousness survives after our death, our mind will finally think clearly, we’ll remember our past better than if it happened today, and we’ll be overwhelmed by shame, this hell would be created by ourselves.
Another one would talk about a real place, but not in the afterlife but right here, on Earth(, it combines perfectly with this talk of afterlife if you believe in reincarnation), and says that if we all live our lives ‘searching for’/‘aiming at’ God, then our descendants/reincarnations will live in Paradise(, or in Hell if we don’t).
There’re other interpretations, as well as the thought that we’re not free since we’re determined, so God decided before our birth whether we would end up in Hell or in Paradise, a thought discussed in the Middle-Ages and rejected in favor of free-will(, i don’t think Spinoza would disagree with the conclusion that God predestined us for Hell, if he believed in Hell).
Obviously, the most common explanation is that police(wo)men didn’t existed back then, God-fearing people was the equivalent of virtuous people, even when nobody can see/stop them.

emergencyfood, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

I’m so proud of my government for acting consistently. They support Russia and Israel.

(I get why they’re doing it, but it still feels wrong.)

cyclohexane,

Let me guess… India?

emergencyfood,

Of course. Russia I expected, but I didn’t know our government wanted Pegasus so badly.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

BJP hates democracy (they literally always say “too much democracy”) and socialist activists. BJP aligns with Russia only because Hindutva rightwingers are bigots that align with anti-LGBT culture among socially right leaning Russians, and because BJP leverages the age old relations we have had with Russia for ever, that Congress laid the foundations for.

emergencyfood,

I don’t think ideology has anything to do with the decision to keep quiet on Ukraine. India needs Russian fertiliser and oil, and does not want global wheat shortages that could raise the domestic price of food. So I don’t think the decision would have been different if the UPA was in power.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

The reason is different for BJP and Congress. Congress never needed to do anything else, India has had considerable global soft power and peaceful social atmosphere under them.

Currently, BJP knows it has a very specific voter base (upper caste Kshatriyas/Brahmins/Baniyas ≈ 40%) within which people are starting to stop supporting Modi, because favours for Adani and big oligarchs. Modi wants to seize this moment to hang onto the balls of Xi and Putin, to become part of the new “vishwaguru” (world leader) polar hegemony, and become immortal in historical books for somehow uplifting India, even though India has become a trashy disturbed country since BJP came into power. This is the reason almost nobody knows or talks about. BJP knows the way it has thrown all of its critics and journalists in jail (and bought out all of TV news outlets) undemocratically, if they are elected out of power, all of them will find themselves jailed and possibly even hanged within months.

India’s needs for food and other goods is just an outcome of a great long term mutual relation with Russia, resulting in bilateral normalcy.

surge_1, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Dumb meme, the 2 situations are not similar.

generalpotato,

Yes, one is recent, impacts the West directly and a bunch of white people and the other is Palestine.

Empricorn,

2edgy4me

surge_1,

Nope, try again

BirdyBoogleBop,

How does a long time NATO ally not impact the west exactly? The Israel/Palestine confict has been in the news since I have paid attention to international politics.

Chunk,

This entire weird conversation aside, Palestine/Israel conflict does not currently affect the West. It could hypothetically escalate until it affected the West I suppose.

Also, Israel is not in NATO. They are a “NATO partner” but are not legally tied to the security alliance.

generalpotato,

That was the point. When it impacts the West directly, the we in the West decide to make things about right and wrong and morals and cook up excuses to throw more and more money because it serves our interests. When it’s Palestine… we decide to throw all of that out of the window and decide fund Israel (the aggressor) instead.

CriticalResist8,
@CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I hope Russia invades your house. Not your country or neighbourhood, but just your house specifically.

cyclohexane,

They’re not identical but there are many similarities.

sock,

Palestine is attacking israel.

israel is fighting back

israel is much more powerful and will level Palestine in an afternoon if they want

does that give israel the right to level Palestine? no not directly. if you had a country attacking you, killing your citizens and you wanted them to stop and they wouldnt stop no matter what, what do YOU do?

the US would drop a nuke in this situation to be a moral dilemma 70 years later.

is Palestine stupid for talking shit and not backing it up yes. is israel overreacting? yes. Hindsight is 20/20 not that israel cares but Palestine should stop trying to be what theyre not

feel free to educate me as i dont know much about this subject.

orphiebaby,

You clearly don’t.

bleistift2, in haha, im in danger

I find it way more unnerving when the floor near (or sometimes not near) elevators stars shaking. Why does that happen? The elevator is obviously not connected to the floor‽

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I think you need to stop using elevators wherever you are. I have never had this happen when using an elevator.

balderdash9, in Deal or no deal?
xusontha,
DarkDiamondK, in just a b....
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

One time I told this girl I’ve known for a long time that my birthday was in June and she said “wait your a cancer? that explains so much” and I really wanted to say “really, so what explains why you’re such a bitch” unfortunately I was surrounded by a bunch of kids at the time so my rebuttal had to go missed

Melatonin,

“Wait you believe in astrology? That explains so much”

guyrocket, in Jabba the Slut
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yo momma so FAT her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so FAT when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food.

You momma's so NASTY, when she takes off her panties it sounds like velcro.

loaExMachina,

Yo momma so FAT32 she can’t handle files bigger than 4GB.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yo momma so SCSI my hard drive is never hard

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