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cyberpunk007, in literally no clue

I have an abundance of bees and other insects, and I mow my lawn. But I have gardens.

trailing9, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Or vegans are more affluent and locked in so the take what they can get.

Mongostein,

No, it’s the first one.

usernamesAreTricky,

Americans earning less than $30,000 annually are more likely to identify as vegetarian. Nine percent of this group say they are vegetarian, a higher percentage than is true of Americans in the two higher-income groups. Differences in levels of veganism among these three groups are not statistically significant.

Gallop poll

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

That’s me, involuntarily vegetarian, inveg?

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they shall eat the rich become inveg

trailing9,

So it’s just.abuse of the limited options for vegans. Sounds like a new burger chain in the making that offers same prices for everybody.

Kra, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Yeah because Palestine is the aggressor here and to fully blame. Slava ukraini and fuck Palestine.

Why9,

Russia aggresses against Ukraine. Ukraine retaliates. Slava Ukraine.
Israel aggresses against Palestine. Palestine retaliates. Fuck Palestine.

Make that make sense.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

“B… but Israel good. The TV said so. They had a holocaust against them, they’re saints. We gave them defensive weapons, surely they can’t abuse that extremely effective defense infrastructure to become fucking monsters.”

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

What was the first aggression event?

Slwh47696,

For a lot of people it’s because Ukrainians are white and Palestinians aren’t. Also Israel and USA are allies so for most Americans it just instantly means Israel is good.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

USA installs puppet in Ukraine in 2013 by overthrowing democracy and sovereignty. Ukraine aggresses against Donbass. Murders thousands of ethnic Russians for years. zero lib eyelids batted Donbass asks to become independent and absorbed into Russia. USA biolabs discovered admittedly by Nuland. Russia retaliates for defense. Slava Rossiya.

Israel aggresses against Palestine for 80ish years. Kills, steals land, tortures Palestinians. Palestine retaliates. libs go wild, support Zion agenda + notwhiteskin=lessimportant Slava Palestine.

Now that makes sense.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

All you have to do is look at a map of how much land Israel was originally given vs. how much they have now.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Fuck off nszi.

Titan,

This is sarcasm right? Or you must’ve been born yesterday

balderdash9, in Police be like
jdnewmil, in I have several questions, actually

Still only two legs…

LapGoat, in Double standards or something, I don't know...
@LapGoat@pawb.social avatar

idk, from an american perspective, pretty sure the americans that support Ukraine also support Palestine, whereas the americans that support Russia also support Israel.

mostly certain.

bdonvr,

pretty sure the americans that support Ukraine also support Palestine

I’d like to see those people square that up with this: thelemmy.club/…/90177c67-3aa3-4cb6-88cb-72c96b2a4…

LapGoat,
@LapGoat@pawb.social avatar

i mean, supporting a country’s current struggle doesn’t equal supporting every view of that country’s leader.

shrug

gullible,

I absolutely cannot keep track of the layers of betrayal and reconciliation. Anyone who tells you that an issue in the Middle East is certain is, at best, benignly unaware. It is utterly unsalvageable on both sides.

pelya,

But Israel supports Ukraine, hmmmm.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Because both Israel and Ukraine are run by Zionist heads. Zelensky is a Zionist, not an innocent Jew.

alvvayson,

No, there is a big group that supports Ukraine and Israel.

And that group includes a majority in Congress, President Biden and (in Ukraine) president Zelensky.

And then there are also the tankies that support Palestine and Russia.

Finally, a lot of people are neutral or non-aligned in Israel vs Palestine, including myself, but definitely pro-Ukraine.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So, does supporting Palestine automatically make you a tankie?

Omega_Haxors,

Tankie is just a word internet creeps use as a derogatory term for “on the right side of history” so yes it does.

Facebones,

Or “people I disagree with that I accuse of saying ridiculous shit that while they never stop saying it I simultaneously can not point to a single instance of it being said”

Socsa,

You mean that time that the USSR rolled tanks into Prague because checks notes the socialist government published some newspapers?

Bro, even Mao Zedong was like “that shit is mega fucked up.”

Omega_Haxors,

Said like 99.9999% of people who use that word just use it to mean anyone having left-of-hitler views.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It has nothing to do with being left, it’s being authoritarian that makes you a tankie.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

tankie is to libs is what woke is to nazis

alvvayson,

No, you have to support Russia’s invasions of its neighbours to be a tankie.

essellburns, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Let’s make a list of all the ways Ukraine is different to Palestine.

We’ll be here a while.

oldGregg,
  1. Ukraine is 7 letters and Palestine is 9
Facebones,

Illuminati confirmed

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Ukraine and Israel share Zionist heads/presidents.

Palestine and Donbass share being continuous victims of genocide, bombing, land taken away, water and electricity cut, citizens harassed and so on.

Zoldyck, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

I’ve seen so many stupid takes today, and this is one of them. The conflicts aren’t similar!

Longpork_afficianado,

They’re not identical, but they have similarities. What Russia is trying to do to Ukraine is not dissimilar to what Israel did to Palestine half a century ago.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

You are wrong. What Ukraine has been doing to Donbass for years, is what Israel is doing to Palestine for almost a century.

cyclohexane,

In what ways are they different that it justifies supporting Ukraine but not Palestine?

No one is saying they’re identical. But there are similarities.

unconsciousvoidling, in She didn't get the joke

I get mad at my cats when they just start screaming for no reason and then I realize … I’m all they’ve ever experienced in terms of socialization and they’ve learned everything from me.

dangblingus, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

HAMAS isn’t Palestine. Israel isn’t Judaism.

cyclohexane,

And Israel has a history of propping up Hamas. They even admit it.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Hamas is the only defense of Palestine. Zionists are one of the most evil bunch on Earth.

Agent641, in anyone?

Is this a real image or ai generated?

unconsciousvoidling,

Zuckerberg was artificially created so it hardly matters.

ShaunaTheDead, in don't know, don't care
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

Unfortunately this doesn't really faze Christians at all because many of them believe that God is the source of all that is good, and so by default anyone who worships God is also good by default, and of course this logic follows that anyone that doesn't worship God is evil by default.

Also, barring that, just because Satan punishes bad people doesn't make him good. He punishes bad people because he's jealous of God's love for Humans, and he hates them for it. He's more of an antihero I guess if you really wanted to paint him in a somewhat good light.

soumerd_retardataire,

anyone who worships God is also good by default, and of course this logic follows that anyone that doesn’t worship God is evil by default.

If that was the case they wouldn’t put an emphasis on hypocrites.

Gabu,

Except that’s a horrible distortion of Satan’s real role in Abrahamic religion - he was once understood as YHWH’s most loyal angel, willing to inflict eternal torture against his will for the sake of cleansing sin or whatever the fuck his torture was supposed to achieve. If the Christian god stopped being a massive piece of shit and went “yo, I don’t think all this torture stuff is actually helpful”, Satan would immediately stop his business.

DesolateMood,

To be upfront, I am not religious and never have been, but my understanding is that Satan isn’t the one doing the actual punishing? He is being punished by God himself, as is everyone else in Hell

Gabu,

That is a common misconception. Lucifer was punished and had his holy light removed, but Satan was always supposed to stay in hell and govern it.

king_link1,

Well, he was banished for being proud. But it all depends how you interpret the Bible

AEsheron,

There isn’t really much about eternal torture or damnation back when Satan was still an agent of God, and he certainly wasn’t in charge of Hell. All the talk of gnashing teeth and lakes of fire was originally metaphor for how much it sucked, not literal.

Hell isn’t a place, it’s a state of complete lack of Grace. The idea is that everyone has a 2 way connection to God, and all good feelings and emotions must come from it. People are free to reject that connection by committing mortal sin, but “the line stays open,” as long as someone lives. Honest repentance is accepting the connection back. If one dies before accepting grace again, God shrugs and accepts they aren’t interested, and cuts his side of the line. This leaves an existence with zero positive thoughts or feelings, best case scenario is eternal meh. Of course, it was hyped up to be awful to help convert and maintain control. And, ofcourse, Satan did do a bit of torture here and there, but it was generally all on living folk to test them.

Rentlar, in haha, im in danger

It had better not be voice activated… www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4

balderdash9,

Funny! And TIL scotts call their dicks “wolly”

socsa, in There's always that one uncle

I mean you ever been to a wedding where nobody is drinking or dancing and everyone gets bored of smalltalk by 8pm?

Custoslibera,

Nah because uncle Frank turns up and starts dropping some spicy political opinions while pouring everyone shots.

Buttons, in literally no clue
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I want to make a short film / animation where aliens are approaching earth, the only thing we know about the aliens is that they plan to destroy all life and replace it with their own twisted creation. A few minutes of typical story follows, heroes assemble, go to fight, etc. The heroes lose and the ending scene shows that the aliens have succeeded and replaced all the diverse life on Earth with a perfectly manicured lawn that covers the entire planet. A biological wasteland.

UnverifiedAPK,
Son_of_dad,

So is this like a whole movie with the premise of “the cage” from star trek?

CPMSP,

Commence high pitched screeching

blanketswithsmallpox,

Pretty sure one of the nearby planets to Earth in The Foundation series is like that.

An entire planet covered in sunflowers that shoot deadly ass rays against anything that comes close. Perfect homogeneity.

Guntrigger,

Please, not the ass rays!

blanketswithsmallpox,

I’m glad someone got it lol.

The pistols and stamens, the center part of the flower are where the reproductive organs are. So it’s the closest thing to an ass a plant has.

People need to be proud of their.puns again damnit!

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