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potpie, in ba dum tss

What amazes me is that we pretty much are converting, just very slowly, one thing at a time. In school we all learn the metric system, and it’s used all over in industry and government. At the supermarket, everything is labeled in both systems, and some things have started trending towards metric as the default. We are all used to the 2L bottle size. The old fifth of a gallon bottle, though some still call it that, has been replaced by the 750ml bottle. More recently the 20oz bottle has been phased into the .5L, mainly–I’m sure–to shrink the amount while keeping prices the same, but still it’s progress in this regard.

I think the transformation will be effectively complete when highway signs use kilometers. But I don’t see that happening any time soon.

robocall, in I have several questions, actually
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the question?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Location of the reproductive system.

That is what I think.

charliespider,

Between the legs right?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Yeah, similar to a horse.

Enkers,

I’d argue this is different from a centaur. Since horses have four legs and humans have two, the womanoman’s graft would need to be towards the posterior of the forward woman, instead of above the hips like where the upper part of a centaur’s graft would be. Two sets of human legs indicates there should probably be two sets of… erm… equipment.

SnipingNinja,

But how many butt holes?

Enkers,

That’s a good question… I think for this to work properly, the digestive tract can’t just stop in the middle, they’ve got to be plumbed together into series. That means the first one would have to be disconnected, so if it was left in, it wouldn’t be functional in its typical evolutionary context.

SnipingNinja,

No shit anal finally possible /jk

Sakychu,

Which legs though?

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Depends, you a horse or human?

Godort,

Does she possess 2 ribcages

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Asking the real questions.

FinalRemix,

Only in Mortal Kombat.

be_excellent_to_each_other, in Boomers be like
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

Whew, a surprising amount of aggression on this topic

Coreidan, in literally no clue

……Because of insecticides from agriculture.

It has literally nothing to do with people mowing their lawns.

If you got rid of all of the lawns you’d still see mass extinction of honey bees.

MayvisDelacour,

Sure but why add to the problem? Why not carve out your own little slice and help the situation? Probably not going to hurt anything if you stop using pesticides and feed the bees where you can.

Coreidan,

It’s not adding to the problem. As long as farmers are using fuck tons of pesticides and insecticides every day it doesn’t matter what you do to your lawn.

Either way insects are going to die.

You guys love slinging shit but you have no clue where to sling it.

Pipoca,

No.

Honey bees are dying because of parasites and pests, pathogens, poor nutrition, and sublethal exposure to pesticides.

It’s not just one thing. Most of those things on their own won’t even kill them. For example, Varroa mites will kill an already weakened hive, but not a healthy one.

Lawns absolutely contribute to poor nutrition, due to habitat loss. Same with all the mowed grass we have everywhere in suburbia. Monocropped agriculture does as well, because bees do best with a variety of flowers.

I’ve let the back part of my property grow wild the past couple years, and it’s currently filled with a ton of goldenrod, chicory, and a bunch of other random flowers. You would not beleive the number of honeybees I’ve seen back there at once, or how loud the buzz was.

Similarly, there’s a reason I see a ton of fireflys in my yard, but I see almost none in my neighbors yards. It’s because they’re well- manicured green wastelands

MTLion3, in You shall not pass!

Tbf, military grade just means the minimum viable quality for military gear to work. It isn’t super strong or quality material. It’s a buzz word that sounds good but is actually quite shit lol

negativenull,

When reporters asked (Alan) Shepard what he thought about as he sat atop the Redstone rocket, waiting for liftoff, he had replied, ‘The fact that every part of this ship was built by the lowest bidder.’

MTLion3,

A-fuckin’-men. I’d be thinking about that too 🤣 It’s a disgusting way to build sensitive, high stress tools and tech.

Enigma,

There was a war movie and in one scene they were handing out gear to the troops and one guy was like “Is there anything good?” or something along those lines and someone responded “It’s from the Army, NOPE!” And to this day whenever I think about it I chuckle a bit.

MTLion3,
Pulptastic,

MIL specs for steels are very particular in some regards. There’s a reason armor plate is used far beyond the original application.

TimeSquirrel, in You shall not pass!
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

tree.physics.enabled = false;

"I am an invincible god now."

irmoz,

No physics means no collision

clb92, in haha, im in danger

You’re safe until the Liveleak logo appears

SlopppyEngineer, in just a b....

I’ve known a guy making predictions using astrology. Then his predictions completely missed COVID, only one of the biggest disruptions in our lives, and never talked about astrology again.

robo,

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  • seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Astrology is so complex, there’s always a way to give yourself an out. “Oh, I see why that one was wrong! I forgot to factor in the Perseid meteor shower.”

    MasterNerd, in Never buy used air pods
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    Man’s gonna become a chess master

    agentshags,
    @agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I still can not believe that story lol

    DSTGU,

    That s cause it was fabricated, lol

    troyunrau,
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    I decided to fact check. As far as I can tell, the initial stories were all based off of rumour and supposition, amplified by twitter (Elon specifically). I do see stories about the fallout, including a 100M defamation lawsuit. On the balance of probabilities, my factcheck concludes that it is likely a fabricated story.

    DSTGU,

    I wouldnt say it was exactly like that. I was there when it was written. It was heavily pushed by a certain annoying subreddit after the initial cheating allegations because it was a funny story and shitstorming it was the funniest thing ever. Only then it has reached main chess subreddit, though that some grandmasters, through them other grandmasters and through them it reached the media. Just somewhere along the line someone missed that it was supposed to be a joke

    pewnit,

    I was gonna say that 🤣

    balderdash9, in haha, im in danger

    Mythbusters actually debunked the myth that you can jump at the right time and survive a falling elevator. Short clip for anyone interested: youtu.be/xmloyCC7MOY?si=DbmDkS4w1hyQ3OcZ

    bleistift2,

    Where’s the Mythbusters clip debunking the myth that a (first-world) elevator is even capable of falling?

    aggelalex,

    Yup. The best strategy is to lie down and spread out, with your hands under your head. The bigger the contact area between your body and the floor, the better. But good luck doing that while falling.

    Sabre363, in Never, my good man!

    spooky music resumes, aggressively

    paddirn, in I have several questions, actually

    How many sets of tits does she have?

    Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

    niisama6928,

    It looks like the tits of the lower one is the butt cheeks of the upper one. So I guess one pair of boobs, one pair of ass and one pair of ass-boob

    SnipingNinja,

    So that’s the solution to the fight between those who prefer boobs and those who prefer ass.

    NutWrench, in How could my body betray me like this?
    @NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

    If you need to pee, you have to just get up and do it. That situation isn’t going to get any better.

    Luisp, in Never buy used air pods

    IPeg

    StalksEveryone, in anyone?
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    yes dude, we already downloaded it stop asking us if we downloaded it. i’ll get started on it, eventually.

    scottywh,

    Why would you do that?

    Longpork_afficianado,

    Because it’s a good movie?

    StalksEveryone,
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    just tell em what they want to believe.

    scottywh,

    Gotcha

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