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DakRalter, in I did NOT have inner core!
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I met Monica Lewinsky in London once. I didn’t recognise her until she paid with a card without a signature and I had to ask for photo ID and I was like ohhhhhhhh.

Giu176, in How could my body betray me like this?

It’s me right now plus I have cat on my legs sleeping… I can’t move

Kind, in reverse Indy

Where the bad guys are the CIA or FBI and they are being hunted down for overthrowing a government, there’d be a world of different locations and endless sequels.

SeramisV, in And pizza, cant forget pizza.
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I give my leftovers to my volcarona

Ozymandias1688, in Pleas wait

I was told that my great-grandma used to do exactly this, to check wether an egg was “in the pipeline”…

Knusper,

We even have a regional word from that: “Entenklemmer”, which translates verbatim to “duck pincher”.

Some folks when leaving their ducks out of the enclosure, they’d check each duck for an egg in said pipeline. If there was one, they wouldn’t let that duck out, because well, they wanted that egg.

So, an Entenklemmer is a scrooge, someone going to great lengths to not miss out on even tiny profits.

craftyindividual,

Knusper = crispy, yes?

teichflamme,

Crispy would be knusprig.

Knusper could mean a couple of things.

It could be a conjugated form of the verb “knuspern”, which means eating something crispy.

Knusper itself is also used in an entirely different context to express that someone is weird or has mental problems. Then you could say someone is not knusper or “nicht ganz knusper”.

Knusper,

It can also be onomatopoeia for eating something crispy. So, imagine a comic where a hamster is nibbling away at a cracker, then above that can be written:

Knusper Knusper

(basically Crunch Crunch)

But yeah, thanks for the rest of the explanation. I chose this username essentially at random when signing up here, but it’s been growing on me. Just a fun word in our language.

kambusha, in Pleas wait

I’ll admit, the first 2 read-throughs I thought it was the woman saying the captions. On the third, I thought it was maybe a conversation, but I couldn’t figure out who was saying what. On the fourth, I laughed.

bi_tux, in it is german right?
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Störgeon

tdawg, in Roses are red

Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED

DieguiTux8623, in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

I feel sorry for whomever will have to clean that disaster (without even having their pizza). Better replacing the oven entirely than trying to remove burnt cheese from the bottom.

huge_clock,

It’s not that hard just put a baking tray with soapy water on the top rack and blast the oven as high as it will go. There’s still a lot of scraping and scrubbing but it makes it easier.

Pringles, in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

Pizzoshima

Waluigi, in I did NOT have inner core!

PLEASE tell me there is a community for this specific genre of memes (unrelated text circled with a picture of something that sounds similar). I require more °-°

candyman337, in We're doomed

That’s not entirely our fault, it is of course in part because of global warming, but there was a volcano that erupted that punched a hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica

AngryCommieKender,

The hole in the ozone layer is more our fault than the volcano’s. The volcano was what disturbed the ozone layer (it’s pretty high up there,) but the reason that the hole didn’t naturally close is that we were using CFCs in aerosol cans, and those were destroying so much ozone that the hole stuck around for 25 years and gave penguins cancer. It’s literally the only major change we have made in regards to climate change, and it worked! The hole is now almost closed. Moral of the story: you want any real action on climate change? Take UV lamps and give penguins skin cancer. Then the dumb apes will pay attention

countflacula,

This gave me a horrible visual of someone holding a penguin and a UV Lamp threatening oil execs in a boardroom

funkless_eck,

you could bludgeon a penguin, a puppy, a kitten, a child to death with a dildo every day in the board room and oil execs would end up cheering if they could make an extra dollar out of it.

countflacula,

That’s very true

Omega_Haxors, in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

That’s just what happens when you actually ban pedo-nazis and racists instead of passively protect them like reddit does.

billwashere, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

My 6 least favorite words…

Audible hopes you’ve enjoyed this program

luciferofastora, in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know

Not me gearing up for a phone call half a dozen times this week only for the phone to be occupied every damn time I call until I just can’t get myself to call anymore

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