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Anticorp, in Honestly

Fuck off

MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited ) in Very different situations

I thought I was banned from this instance? Because I said one guy was a CCP shill. Then the mods used the word orientalism. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

KingThrillgore, in Honestly
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I know its funny to shit on Europe while they’re asleep but I find the gents on the bottom more relatable

Mr_Blott,

Geographical awareness level = American

Congratulations 👏

sxan, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

If it doesn’t work, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

This simple advice has saved me from countless analysis paralysis problems.

Lawyerator, in Crazy fact

Huh, here I thought it was a long ad-lib for a rom-com that got waaaay off track.

Honytawk, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

We don’t do that when America is mentioned.

We do that when America is yet again too full of itself, to keep them down a notch.

We can’t help it if that is the only thing Americans do.

EmpathicVagrant,

And then the random citizens who defend or justify ignoring it either take offense instead of agreeing it’s fucked up, or grasp at straws with whataboutism to shift the issue.

CaptainMcMonkey, in 🧙‍♂️

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

RustyNova, in 🧙‍♂️

Nah. It’s a great joke

EmpathicVagrant,

Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

zammy95,

Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

ooklamok, (edited ) in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

grue,

Isn’t that basically what a defibrillator does?

KingJalopy, in Crazy fact
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These method actors always doing crazy shit to get into their roles

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

And now you know how far he’d go.

funkless_eck,

funny because, this is actually closer to what “The Method” really is than any of the weird shit you hear about (a way of analyzing text into small compartments of meaning and what their transitive emotional properties are and then considering the impact those words would have on another person when said with different intentions, and picking one based on surrounding context clues also found in the text)

KingJalopy, in Lunch time
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Jokes on them, I use butter.

itsnotits,

Joke’s* on them

(Short for “The joke is on them”.)

sagrotan, (edited ) in xxxtentacion facts #112😿😿
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Violence breeds violence. There’s your fact.

conditional_soup, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Americans when European leaders start making the same choices that got America to this point.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the worst thing about being an American expatriate is watching shit happen again.

ScoopMcPoops,

What’s the difference between an expat and an immigrant?

Xtallll,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Expats are white.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Often enough little more than conceit, but you technically can’t immigrate to a place you’re already a citizen in. Brought my immigrant family with me though, so I’m happy enough to be called an immigrant along with them.

conditional_soup,

It’s bewildering to me that, after decades of getting (deservedly) dunked on by Europeans for our shitty systems, not only are American leaders still giving the whole flaming garbage heap the five finger salute, but European leaders are now saying “well, yes, the American system is awful, but we swear it’ll work for us.” And people are believing them. Unreal. I can’t even imagine the frustration you must feel.

We’ve talked about moving to Denmark or NL, but we’re just not there yet, and with NL getting their own dollar store (there’s a Dutch joke in there somewhere) Trump, I’m not so sure if we ever will be.

Zoboomafoo,

It’s the result of a thousand minor decisions that seem like a good tradeoff at the time all added together

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

Happening in Canada too. For the last decade, virtually every province has been led by Conservative governments (except BC and that was just half a decade ago). Healthcare and housing has been slowly falling apart.

Looking at the polls, what’s amazing is that most Canadian voters seem to think the problem is insufficient conservatism!

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Crazy fact

Another fun fact is that the original writer made the main character a self-insert and saw him as the good guy.

irmoz,

No

SnokenKeekaGuard, in 🧙‍♂️
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Steve?

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