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lntl, (edited ) in Honestly

да! divide the West!

Россия навсегда

stevedidWHAT,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Hey big man this one’s for you

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lntl,

спасибо, товарищ

Sniatch, in Honestly

I’m from germany and I’m scared about the future. The far-right is getting more and more voters. It’s not just the USA who is fckd.

generalpotato,

Thanks for sharing our pain. I don’t understand how people pretend that Europe isn’t going thru the same stuff like we are in the US.

Inflation, migration debates, cost of living crises, rise of authoritarianism, income inequality, all of this is and has been global. Some places affected more than others depending on what you look at.

solidstate, (edited )

I am also from Germany. Political and cultural developments that happen in the US will in some form arrive in Europe with a delay of about 10 years, at least that is how I often felt.

menemen, (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Income inequality is not a huge problem in many parts of Europe. The distribution of wealth is. A fine, but important difference, because the effects of this are much worse.

flamingo_pinyata, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

Like why is it so hard for them? The underlying settings database doesn’t have to change, only the UI. Unless it’s all so messed up nobody dares touch it.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Based on the progress from Win7 to Win8 to Win10 to Win11, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” doesn’t seem to be a prevailing mantra at Microsoft.

ratman150,

Wait till you see the enterprise side where you may find a panel that is virtually identical to something from windows 2000

Ottomateeverything, (edited )

What do you mean? You can still open control panel from XP/Vista and basically every option menu still points to the same shit that hasn’t changed since Windows 95. Go open device manager and go to the properties of any device and you get like XP stuff at newest. Event Viewer, Disk Management, and many other high level panels haven’t changed from XP.

90 percent of windows menus are still the same as 2000, even on the consumer side. And they’re not virtually identical, they ARE identical.

SpaceNoodle,

You misspelled “Windows 3.1”

Ottomateeverything,

Lol, honestly, that’s probably fair. My memory basically ends at 95 though and I don’t remember any 3.1 menus well enough to make a call on that distinction.

dessalines,

Never doing a code rewrite gives you stuff like this: a 15ft long nerve that should only have to travel a few inches

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3db24b47-25e4-4a5b-b3e9-c394c1ca3350.png

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Sure, but you can refactor code without completely changing or removing functional and widely used features. Especially looking at Win11 vs. Win10, it just feels malicious at this point. “How can we shoehorn in more advertising, AI and telemetrics?”

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

That nerve looks like a weirdly deformed phallus

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

How do you know it isn’t?

someguy3, (edited ) in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

You go deep enough and very Windows 95 looking menus pop up. Like are they building over the old system? It’s all very strange.

Astrealix,
@Astrealix@lemmy.world avatar

yes they are, actually. Backwards compatibility is a huge thing in Windows, it’s why you can’t name files certain names such as CON, and why you can find things from 3.1 etc. still.

tdawg,

That’s what happens when your entire business model is promising to support [your business name here]'s favorite feature forever. It makes a lot of money, but boy does it make for a terrible product

Gestrid,

it’s why you can’t name files certain names such as CON

To expand on this: The reason you can’t name files CON, etc., is because of a program from the 1960s called Peripheral Interchange Program (PIP), a program used in Digital Equipment Corporation’s computers. The overall OS that PIP was part of was called CP/M.

DOS, which came out in the 80s and was made for IBM computers, was modeled after CP/M, and it kept and expanded the capabilities of PIP.

Then Microsoft came along and created a modified version of DOS called MS-DOS which IBM started using.

Eventually, Microsoft created Windows 95, merging two initially separate products: MS-DOS and Microsoft Windows. Microsoft left in the code for handling CON, etc., but they hadn’t put in any limitations for filenames, which caused some bugs. So, from the next version of Windows onward, they disallowed the ability for anything to name a folder or file “CON”, among other related things.

So the reason you can’t name a file or folder “CON” is because of a 60-year-old file-copying program nobody uses anymore.

CaptDust, (edited )

“Wait- It’s all Windows NT?”

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑🏽‍🚀

Milk_Sheikh,

Always will be

BitSound,

There’s some even older UI bits buried around in there:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/441c43e0-07d9-4696-ba91-b7dfb945affb.png

meowMix2525,

That looks to be an Access prompt, from the MS office suite. If you’ve ever written a macro you know how ancient the UI looks behind the scenes with those apps, and this isn’t even a main line office app since it deals with databases and they push excel to work with sets of data like that.

So yes it’s a Microsoft product, but it’s not really native Windows and it’s not an app that makes a lot of sense to spend a lot of time developing.

Just for accuracy’s sake. I’m certain there are better examples.

Anyways, I’m perfectly fine with dated UI as long as it’s efficient and does what it’s supposed to do. If they perfected this stuff way back when you had one chance to ship out a working product, is it really necessary to reinvent the wheel just for aesthetics? Cause that’s how you get a neutered settings app instead of a fully functional control panel.

Gabu,

At some point last year I had a Japanese program launch a popup window that was clearly from pre-NT Windows. So bizarre.

Gestrid,

Yes, actually.

Well, it’s more like they update the old stuff and still add new stuff on top of it. That way, generally speaking, Windows can remain compatible with older programs.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited )

there’s a menu in windows from windows 3.1

edit: someone already mentioned it

lobut, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Americans are so soft. You throw shade at the Europeans by making fun of their food or wine or streets or whatever. They take a shot back and you guys whine.

Take a shot back instead of flipping the table.

hyperhopper,

As an American I don’t know what you’re talking about, aside from the UK most of Europe has amazing food, and the wine there is so much better and cheaper

lledrtx,

And the streets are better too?? IDK what OP is on. Like everyone talks about how European streets are more walkable, bikable and whatnot

Globulart,

Fight me and my bad dentistry you overweight, stetson wearing, language butchering, gun touting redneck.

The UK has a Michelin star restaurant for every 360k people, the US has one for every 1.5million people.

mriormro, (edited )
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

It’s probably better to look at the distribution of Michelin stars in major city centers since you guys are only about 20% the size of our population (edit: and about 25% of our land area).

For instance:

Population of London = 8.982 million Amount of Michelin stars in London = 71 Amount of people per star = 126,507

Population of New York City = 8.468 million Amount of Michelin stars in NYC = 72 Amount of people per star = 117,611

Fades, (edited )

You can’t even prove that’s true about a majority of Americans yet you talk about it like it’s fact

Also I like how you equate memes on bad food/wine/infrastructure to the memes of school shootings and mass death. Totally tit for tat right?

dfc09,

I believe this meme qualifies as taking a shot back

probablynaked,

You say that as if Americans aren’t prepared to take your invitation literally

TheDarksteel94,

I wheezed

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Americans: “Your accent is funny and your food is bland.”
Europeans: “Well at least children aren’t dying in our schools. At least we don’t see street memorials on television every other week. Haha, owned.”
Americans: “…”
Europeans: “See it’s funny because people are dying and voters are powerless to stop it”
Americans: “What the hell man”
Europeans: “Wow, you guys should seriously get some thicker skin”

hdnsmbt,

You are not powerless to stop it. Who is telling you this and why do you believe it? Your group is much, much bigger than the one who fucks everything up. Go out and show them! Nobody is telling you to get thicker skin, they’re telling you to get off your ass and get angry about it.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Nobody apart from the guy I’m replying to, of course.

And everyone who downvoted my comment.

And for the record we’ve been voting. We’ve been protesting. We’ve been trying to get the rules changed and we’re getting stonewalled by the 50% of the population who only listen to media that makes up reasons for them to hate things that would be good for the masses because it would be bad for a few people at the top and I’m sick to fucking death of people making fun of us for not trying hard enough and treating actual dying children as some sort of own.

southsamurai, in 🧙‍♂️
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would have loved that at our wedding lol

Dave, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

I thought this was intentional? They have control panel stuff somewhat similar to the old style, but build a settings app for the less technical people so they can find common stuff without getting overwhelmed?

InfiniWheel,

It is intentional but not like that, Windows is built on backwards compatibility. That’s why so many parts of current Windows versions have seemingly parts of old versions tacked onto them.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

No some things have been removed from the control panel

I wonder if those removed things are still in god mode though, might have to check that

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

God mode?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Control Panel menu that contains links to lots of stuff in detail

It is called God mode in the Windows users community

coolkicks, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

As I’ve heard this explained, enterprise admins have scripts, and to a less important extent muscle memory, tied to Control Panel layout and command lines, and that’s not a group you want to irritate.

Z3k3, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

I’ll have you know windows has changed.

Now you can’t move the task bar

JokeDeity,

In 11? I know I still can in 10.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

well you still can move the icon’s back to the left atleast

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

I just reinstalled windows and spent 30 minutrs trying to figure out how to get the normal taskbar back, with label text not just icons, and Jesus wept it turns out

THAT ESSENTIAL FEATURE IS GONE

I am flabbergasted. I don’t know how anyone can use their PC without knowing what windows they have open and easy access to them. It’s insane.

I downloaded my usual start menu replacer in the end, which it turns out had also saved my taskbar at some point when they make this insane change, and I just hadn’t noticed.

That’s not even mentioning that when windows first installed it had all the icons in the MIDDLE for some insane reason. They must be smoking some strong stuff over there.

I clicked the button in the bottom left, you know, the button that has always been the start menu button, for 30 years, and it brought up the weather or some shit.

When you have to start searching for the start menu you know you’ve fucked up. Christ it was awful.

I know they make a big deal of saying “Windows 10 will be our last numbered windows release” but I really hope Windows 12 fixes all this crap.

Even more recently, my right click alt menu has become weird and much more annoying, hiding the actual menu I want behind a “see more options” button, and I can’t even use the keyboard to scroll through options and hit return to select one like I have my whole life. No, for some reason that menu is mouse only, and doesn’t even have keyboard key shortcuts.

They’re just stripping core features out left and right, and making everything harder to get at. It’s madness.

What next? They’ll get rid of the desktop?!

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

im not trusting going past 11

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

win11 has labels tho, you’re lying

set_secret, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

don’t forget the lack of the metric system!

hyperhopper,

That one is fun because you concede most of it but then win an argument that fahrenheit is better (Celsius and fahrenheit are both arbitrary but at least fahrenheit scales itself so the range most people use daily, weather, is 0-100)

brain_in_a_box,

Where the hell do you live that the temperature goes between 0 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit daily?

hyperhopper,

That is not what I mean. I mean in daily life, most temperatures will fall in that range. That does not mean every day you see them all.

brain_in_a_box,

OK, and in daily life most temperatures will fall within 0 to 100C too…

hyperhopper,

Not at all. I have lived in two different time zones where I’m dealing with subzero Celsius temperatures for several months of the year.

brain_in_a_box,

And I have lived in two different time zones where I’m dealing with temperatures over 100F for several months of the year

SimplyATable,

I think he’s missing the important part of that 0-100 scale… It marks fairly decently what isn’t safe for people without proper precautions. I’ve gone out below freezing and while it isn’t pleasant by any mean, you aren’t super fucked until you get super low. Likewise, get above 100 and it quickly stops becoming safe for humans without frequent breaks and such

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wrong.
A middle eastern dude would tell you a 100 is fine and a northern canadian will probably tell you to stop bothering them because they are turning into a puddle.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

0 is very cold, 100 is very hot. So 50 is perfect room temperature, right?

Nope, you still have to adjust to an arbitary selection of numbers within that range, so it’s not really any more helpful than celcius if you don’t have experience with the scale.

set_secret,

while you’re correct they’re both arbitrary scales and I’ve heard this argument before but still think it’s a dumb argument.

Water freezes 0 water boils 100, i guess it fits the base 10 thing.

I think you feel the human 0 to 100 idea works because it’s what you’re used to. 0 to 40 works fine for me to intuitively know how hot or cold it is becuase it’s what i grew up with too. Neither can be argued that one is more right.

although it really makes sense for the USA to just finally switch because it’s long been decided by the rest of the planet this is the better way to measure things. media.tenor.com/…/simpsons-homer.gif

hyperhopper,

Yes I know that water does certain things at the “nice” numbers in Celsius. Who cares though? What’s so special about water? I’m not boiling water that often, and in my life I’ve never checked the temperature of water when doing so or have had to care about specific numbers then. Of all substances why does water get to be the one we base everything around?

set_secret,

i guess it’s just one of those cool science observations water freezes (and technically melts) at 0 and boils at 100 (at sea level). it fits the base 10 and we just think it’s neat.

i mean probs we should be using degrees Kelvin if we want to be less arbitrary. I’m down for the switch.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Which ruined looking for recipes online and using Google search operators to filter put american recipes is irritating because you have to fine tune and repeat based on the google results until all american recipes are filtered out

wieson,

My tip is to search for it in another language.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And what if I don’t know a language other than X and English?

wieson,

Let your browser translate the webpage for you. Or maybe you have luck with YouTube auto captions.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

More than than it’s worth.
I did it. It’s troublesome.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I only know English and am currently learning japanese but I can only form & read simple scentences in japanese and haven’t learned how to do complex ones yet

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

electrocuted

You mean shocked.

If you got electrocuted, you’d be dead.

Fridgeratr,

I only learned this very recently! I guess it makes sense, it’s like electro-execution

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Exactly!

I mean, if you look in dictionaries, you’ll see both definitions, but as I said to another user in this thread, dictionaries include a definition because it is common, not because it is accurate. Just look up the term “literal”; most common dictionaries define it as meaning either “literal” or “figurative”.

Words exist fundamentally to communicate something; if a term is defined so as to be ambiguous, it has failed in that purpose.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Look up the definition. It’s changed to include severe injury from electricity.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Prescriptivism vs descriptivism.

The technical definition is as I described above.

It’s only been expanded in common dictionaries because the dictionaries practice descriptivism, i.e. they reflect not what is the best definition, but how it’s most often used.

In other words, just because it’s in the dictionary doesn’t mean the word means that in a technical context; it just means that’s how it’s commonly meant when used in everyday parlance.

Gestrid, in 🧙‍♂️

Only do it if it’s supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don’t do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

Blue_Morpho,

And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

That’s not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Who lets randos into their wedding?

Gabu,

But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It’s not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you’d be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

Gestrid,

Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like “inb4 someone says you’re making it sound like a great idea”.

I really should’ve kept that in there.

teamevil,

Let’s do some awkward wedding crashing, we’ll be the life of the reception!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in Crazy fact

Marlon Brando didn’t. 'Cause Marlon Brando wasn’t in American Psycho.

lemmytellyousomething, in Very different situations

“I want 1 large pizza, 1 soda and 1 new government.”

…wikipedia.org/…/United_States_involvement_in_reg…

JillyB, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I heard the three basic rules from somewhere:

  1. Always use the right tool for the job
  2. A hammer is always the right tool
  3. Every tool is a hammer
dukatos,

AFAIK, that is Russian rules of maintenance. Oh, and point 3 is: anything can be a hammer.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I see you’re an Indian developer.

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