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grue, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“Thermal shock” doesn’t necessarily mean it burned; it can also mean that it spontaneously shattered.

deadbeef79000, (edited ) in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

My personal favourite is “structural integrity failure”.

Applies to sandwiches as well as anything.

Malgas,

I’m pretty fond of “unscheduled lithobraking” (it crashed).

KingThrillgore, in South Africa is the Legal Arm of _____.
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

When the actual apartheid country is calling you on your shit, you’ve gone beyond apartheid and into apartheid with power windows, steering, wood trim, the entertainment package, and heated seats.

taanegl, (edited )

It’s not just that, but this lawyer team is like a super lawyer team, who knows the legaleese regarding apartheid. They are the perfect candidates to represent Palestine in international courts.

batmaniam, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“enclosure acting as dwelling without permit” : mouse got in and died bud.

phoenixz, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

Meanwhile the KDE settings panel has been designed and redesigned like 20 times in the past 20 years. Much better, but also… Dude, please focus more on stability and less on “let’s redo this from scratch again!”

turbowafflz,

Honestly KDE has the best settings of anything I’ve ever used. Everything is exactly where you would expect and the search is just about perfect if you somehow can’t find something.

Valmond,

You got the right to not being force fed a new one though.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

I kind of wish they would stop moving things around in the KDE settings. But at least the search works in submillisecond timing and I can always find what I’m looking for

IDeserveToBeLoved,

On linux don’t you just google how to change some setting and copy and paste some command line from stackoverflow?

phoenixz, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

Install Linux, be done with the Microsoft windows shit.

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My manjaro install broke 5 hours after I installed it. My latop speakers never worked…

IsoSpandy,

Don’t use manjaro mate. Install something stable like Debian or Fedora.

calcopiritus,

If you do that, people will claim that your new problems originate from slow updating OS and will say that arch is the answer.

Then people will say that the problems you experience in arch are non existent on stable distros. Forever.

Sometimes, windows is just a better OS.

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Found the problem because of which kde was not booting. Still have no speakers but that’s how it is I guess.

IsoSpandy,

Is pipewire with pulse audio properly configured? Check pavucontrol and tell me if you need any more help

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I got help on the manjaro forum. had to edit two different configs. Everything works now.

cyberpunk007,

That sucks. Laptops are always a bit trickier. Linux works flawlessly on most things I install it on these days. Manjaros been on my desktop for the past 4 years.

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I reinstalled and am now making backups but my speakers still don’t work :(

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Wow, I had to scroll past 5 comments to see a Linux circlejerk. What’s happening to Lemmy??

soggy_kitty,

I’m here to be jerked off by a Linux user, can anyone let me join in?

WatTyler,

This is a post complaining about an operating system. Someone else recommends an operating system that doesn’t have this problem. Where’s the circlejerk?

Instigate,

It’s just a well-known trope of Lemmy nowadays that whenever any issue with any OS is reported, rather than providing advice for the situation the default response is often “FUCK [OS], USE LINUX”. It’s become so common that it’s essentially now viewed by non-Linux users as Linux users just engaging in a circlejerk of their favourite OS. I know that circlejerks usually require more than one person but the Lemmy hivemind tends to respond this way, so a single comment (that is usually highly upvoted) is viewed as a circlejerk.

fatalError,

They are the vegans of OSes. You know why they do it, you know it’s not for everyone, yet they have to announce it every time.

WatTyler,

I mean, if you want to move away from Microsoft’s very weird UI principles and towards an operating system where you’ll never be placed in this situation, then that seems to me to be very reasonable advice?

Like, in all seriousness, what advice can anyone give to this individual? No one anticipates Microsoft making the changes OP wants. This is a problem that doesn’t exist in Linux and for cultural and technical reasons effectively can never happen within Linux. Linux is free and will remain free forever.

I live in the real world. I know that people’s employers might not support them using Linux. However, why is the anger in this situation always pointed at those who are trying to offer a better alternative and never those preventing a switch to said alternative?

ExLisper, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Why Americans are suddenly so touchy about their school shootings, obesity and healthcare?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine justifiably criticising a bad trait that someone has in the hopes of having them improve

Most people are going to take that as a threat because they hold that trait deer to them and / or view it as a part of a themselves

americans are likely viewing the criticism as a threat to themselves and their country and are responding with emotionally fueled responses instead of logic based responses

americans should learn to meditate because it can help with the issue of wanting to respond to percived threats emotionally

UsernameIsTooLon, (edited )

You’re speaking pretty large for an American for not being a school shooter yourself

But as an American who meditates, that is not the answer lol.

We have a bigger issue with the media trying to make us feel like everything outside is scary first. A lot of fear mongering to keep the scared gun owners to buy and advocate for more until a mentally deranged one goes too far and ruins it for everyone else. The media can now sensationalize that shooting and you get either people buying more guns or people advocating for no guns and neither side wants to hear each other anymore. It’s one big crazy chain reaction loop we’re stuck in and the politicians got the crazies advocating for things that would just make the politicians more money. Sigh.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

Yes saying we can do something about it and do better is stupid. Same here in Europe btw, no one has the power to do anything about media and capitalism fucking us over.

However i still think we can joke about it as a way to communicate our problems and relieve ourselves from the tragic.

(Of course that requires some empathy and a shared humour to overcome our cultural differences.)

Katana314,

Imagine every time you see a person, he tells you you stink; but every time, also mildly suggests you take a shower.

What can you possibly do to make him happy?…………….

Siegfried, (edited )

Cause they just realized that they do have a problem, its not normal and they internally feel like there is nothing to do to change it.

It’s the Anger stage

ExLisper,

Sadly only the tiny part actually interacting with foreigners online realize this and even they react with anger.

platypus_plumba,

Accepting it is a low hanging fruit is the saddest thing I’ve read today. It’s so obvious our society is fucked! Don’t you have something more creative to say, dumbass?

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Because – and this might be a hot take – I don’t think it should be socially acceptable to bring up a recent national tragedy as a fucking punchline

We’ve been voting. We’re trying to get the rules changed and we’re getting stonewalled by people who only listen to media that makes up reasons for them to hate things that would be good for the masses because it would be bad for a few people at the top and I’m sick to fucking death of people making fun of us for it and treating actual dying children as some sort of own. For Christ’s sake, have some fucking empathy. None of us, not even the furthest-right conservatives, think this is okay, and we’re trying to do something about it, and it doesn’t help when you’re like “haha look at all the dead children, isn’t it funny how stupid Americans are”

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

I wish I could say people were trying to stop school shootings in my area. I live in PERRY FUCKING IOWA, about a mile from the very school that was shot up, and all I fucking see from anyone around here is thoughts and prayers, wear a blue shirt, Perry Strong!!

It’s embarrassing.

Seasoned_Greetings, (edited )

None of us, not even the furthest-right conservatives, think this is okay

Aguably, conservatives may not think it’s ok but they’re so scared of losing their guns (because their politicians say dems will take them so they can get elected) that conservatives consider dead kids an acceptable loss. If they didn’t, more of them would vote for the party that wants to control who can obtain them.

ECB,

Or, arguably even more importantly, conservatives argue that this is actually about ‘mental health issues’ but then subsequently refuse to do anything to improve mental health. So they don’t even bother trying their own proposed solution.

You would think at this point that the US would have the most robust mental-healthcare system on the planet!

ExLisper,

Americans: USA is the greatest country in the world. Behold our God given rights and freedoms! We’re number 1! We’re exceptional! U! S! A! U! S! A!

Europeans: Actually it’s pretty arrogant to think your country is so much better than all the other. All countries have flaws and strengths. For example USA have problems with gun violence and healthcare.

Americans: How dare you make fun of our national tragedies! Can’t you see we’re suffering here? You’re making fun of dead children! You MONSTERS!!

Not that’s a meme. Which template should I use?

AVincentInSpace,

Americans: USA is the greatest country in the world. Behold our God given rights and freedoms! We’re number 1! We’re exceptional! U! S! A! U! S! A!

that’s a nice strawman you’ve got there

ExLisper,
AVincentInSpace,

“I have a Wikipedia article about people who do this. I therefore conclude that all Americans do this.”

ExLisper,

Oh, I see where you got confused. When people say ‘Americans do something’ they mean ‘most Americans do it’ or ‘significant portion of American population do it’, not ‘all Americans do it’. You see, countries are big and there are a lot of people in them and it very rare for everyone in a country to think exactly the same. That’s why we usually focus on the prevailing attitudes that shape the country over the years instead of looking for believes shared by ALL citizens (because they don’t exists). Currently over 40% of Americans believe that “God has granted America a special role in human history” and it was way higher in the not so distant past, that’s why someone could say that “Americans believe it”. Hope this helps.

AVincentInSpace,

No American I’ve ever met, online or off, believes this. Hope this helps.

ExLisper,

“It doesn’t exist in my bubble so the researchers are wrong”.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

“Some Americans believe this, therefore the Americans who don’t and are actually trying to fix this Godforsaken country, and get upset when people accuse them of believing it, are hypocrites and crybabies who can’t take criticism.”

ExLisper,

I know how you feel but you have to understand that the memes are not about you personally. We know that most Americans on lemmy are the cool ones. The ones that don’t have guns and are not afraid of socialism. The memes are about the other Americans and, you know, we’re just joshing. I though that’s obvious, that’s why I asked why everyone is suddenly so touchy about it. Usually the cool Americans are in on the joke. Now they are all sensitive about it. It’s just weird.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Thank you for that. But I’m having a hard time believing that one comment from me reflects the feelings of “everyone”

Like I don’t know if you’ve seen the rest of this thread but…

Zoboomafoo,
Funkytom467, (edited )
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

I do agree that we need more empathy. But that empathy can and should be used to have a better humour.

Because i can’t stress enough how humour is important in dealing with tragedy. It’s one of the greatest tool to overcome it.

That’s why you also see American joking about it. Only their jokes might be funnier than European’s because they know and emphasize better with the tragedy.

On the other hand, one thing we do share is trying to change without any or not enough results. That’s something most countries know about in this day and age. Media and corrupt system is something European’s deals with too.

So i get your anger, it’s also good, it’s a driving force for us to continue trying to change, however helpless we feel.

alex,

Idk wtf is wrong with all of my countrymen, those are three things we NEED to change.

It’s so fucking funny to me because they’re probably the same type of Americans that are like “oH aMeRiCa iS sO tOuGh nOt lIkE tHoSe SiSsY cOuNtRiEs iN tHe EU” but here they are all butt hurt when other countries make VERY VALID CRITICISMS about us

NigelFrobisher, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

And my opioid addiction!

Gabu, in 🧙‍♂️

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

ShortN0te, in 🧙‍♂️

I would be too afraid that some would take the cake knife and chops my hand off.

Kase,

Your friends sound a little violent lol

Rachelhazideas, in If you're a knower, then you know

Girl boring guy quirky.

ElPussyKangaroo,

Blame the meme, not the memer.

Vitaly, in Crazy fact
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

actually he just behaved as usuall

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Heartburn is not the only punishment you'll receive

Would you like that on white or Italian?

flambonkscious,

Always try the Italian!

Risk, (edited ) in True

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chemicalwonka, in At least change it up once in a while.
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

all the oil memes

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Paradachshund, (edited )

There’s someone who posted like 5 america-bad based oil memes in the span of a few hours today.

Edit: I just scrolled further and there are even more now from the same person. Who hurt you, NOT_RICHARD?

Jeredin,

Just block them - that’s what I did. Works well on Lemmy.

NOT_RICHARD, (edited )
@NOT_RICHARD@lemmy.today avatar

9 now. Nobody hurt me, yesterday it was beans, today it’s oil, who knows tomorrow?

walter_wiggles,

Do one about American Cheese Slices plz

0ops,

Both. Sauteed beans

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