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Franzia, in Celebrating my release...

Would be really funny if I started telling OP lies just for funsies 😋

nautilus, in We're doomed

so what are you fellas gonna do after the water wars?

ranoss,

Time to start canning the dryland.

Asnabel,

Probably going to be dead after few days of war starting.

HurlingDurling,

Dunno, but im going to start collecting books

AttackPanda,

After??? Are you all planning on surviving the after wars? I’ll probably be taken out by a rusty nail after medical breaks down.

FlihpFlorp,

I’d be dead pretty quick without insulin assuming adhd doesn’t kill me first

kumatomic,

Right? My RA won’t kill me without meds, but I’ll wish it would. Now my regular infections and allergic reaction on the other hand…

Flughoernchen,

My migraine won’t kill me either, but being completely knocked out every five or so days isn’t going to do me much good either.

kumatomic,

Migraines are awful. The headache isn’t even the worst part sometimes. My honest sympathies.

theangryseal,

I guess I need to stop being scared to get my bad teeth pulled.

Might have to do it the old fashioned way if I don’t do it now, that is if I survive it.

My god I’m miserable. What kind of coward is more frightened of dentists than this hell?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

You’re not cowardly for fearing dentists. The medical industry is one of the reasons why society broke down.

sanguine_artichoke,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

As someone with t1, I’d just die in 3-4 days without medication. It’s like a handy auto-self destruct.

DrQuint,

There’s people who see the world all lowering birth rates and predicting a heavily geriatric global population in 50 years time, and who are already starting the “live life, suicide by 60” death cult mentality. The water wars would just kill even more young people, so I’m afraid this death cult thing is going to be more fact than fiction.

Holzkohlen,

After? Probably still be corpsing. I just hope I can take some rich fucks with me before I go.

halowpeano,

You can take them out now if you want to go!

pythonoob,

I plan to volunteer with a corporation in the bio wars after that!

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
nautilus,

raiders can have a little pillage as a treat

Hovenko, in How do y'all say GIF?
@Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

tiff

neptune, in reverse Indy

Wasn’t this literally the plot of Black Panther?

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Fall guy

some spice king’s toilet

TrippyFocus, in I did NOT have inner core!

This is normal apparently so not the end of the world.

Black_Gulaman,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just humanity

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

*Electronics

MrMagnesium12, in it is german right?
@MrMagnesium12@feddit.de avatar

Lass dich davon nicht Stören.

DagothUr, in Lung extensions

Nerevar you fool, do not fall for Dr crobars scam. He will not expand your lung. That is impossible Nerevar. I Dagoth Ur(the god) had extended lungs for a while until i grew to not need lungs anymore. It is a grand and intoxicating waste of money and time. I could breathe so well that i could hear the gnomes in my walls. But you will never be able to. You are not a god like I Dagot Ur(the god). No Nerevar, i cannot teach you. In fact i do not wish to teach you. You shouldn’t even attempt to have larger lungs. Nerevar, look! Over there! An Argonian Maid! Go, run. Maybe she’s lusty

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

This is my new favorite account on Lemmy.

Also fuck you Dagoth, I heard you talking shit. The wall gnomes tell me your boys haven't touched grass in so long that their faces rotted off. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass golden mask you might get some goddesses on your dick. N'waaaaaah

ZC3rr0r,

Morrowind memes in the wild. What a time to be alive!

DagothUr,

Nerevar, do not threaten me, especially not one week before my grand honeymoon. Has the gnome population within your walls multiplied once more? Very well, I shall handle it. But first, allow me to indulge in this newfound fascination called “Skibidi Toilet” on this realm’s peculiar platform known as YouTube. It boasts over twenty episodes, and the man with the television for a head has just experienced a change in hue, turning red for the first time.

Nerevar, return swiftly! It seems they are now flushing them down the abyss!

GreenMario, in We're doomed

What flowers? New species or one that crossed the ocean?

Decoy321,

sciencealert.com/striking-expansion-of-two-antarc…

From the article:

Flowering plants in the Antarctic region are rapidly expanding, scientists say, indicating the continuing effects of climate change on the continent. The findings suggest we may have reached a tipping point in this fragile, remote ecosystem.

A new study of this plant expansion looked at the two flowering plants native to Antarctica, Deschampsia antarctica and Colobanthus quitensis. Researchers measured the growth and expansion of these plants on a small subantarctic island called Signy Island from 2009 to 2019.

GreenMario,

Ok just wondering if it was some long frozen plantlife that just thawed out recently.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Nah just two full months earlier than it should have happened

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Some seeds are carried place to place on the winds. They probably came from Australia or southern Chile or Argentina or some such place.

HurlingDurling, in I did NOT have inner core!

Funny meme? Funny at least, but what’s up with Clinton?

nueonetwo,

Inner cores = intercourse

But as another commenter state, Clinton said he never had sexual relations, not intercourse.

Serinus,

Where there was a big lead up with “sexual relations” defined as intercourse.

Bill did not legally lie. Given a mountain of context, he was telling the truth. But the prosecutors were playing for TV clips, not for the case.

spauldo,

Oh, how I miss the days when the president getting a blow job from an intern was the big news.

too_high_for_this,

Bruh, Biden getting sucked off by anyone would be world news

spauldo,

What do you mean? The Trump fans tell me all the time that he’s banging his granddaughter.

(/s for the oblivious)

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t buy it. Probably just creepily physically restrains her whilst forcibly sniffing her hair and telling her how beautiful she is.

spauldo,

Yeah. Grandfathers aren’t supposed to hug their grandkids, after all.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

youtu.be/jsrXxyoBKOw?si=WGXikRPTxvrf7kMw

Totally normal human behaviour

CommieGabredabok,
@CommieGabredabok@hexbear.net avatar

“I did not have sexual… relations … with that woman.” ?? I honestly have no frickin clue.

Facebones, in We're doomed

Fuck yeah let’s go heat death

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Well… heat death is a term for the end of the universe. One of my favorite apocalyptic scenarios

i_am_tired_boss, in oh come on, do it

I really am.

EherVielleicht,

Without a doubt.

kibiz0r, in I did NOT have inner core!
gramie, in I did NOT have inner core!

I think that fine documentary, “The Core”, explained how to deal with this issue.

Nommer,

Just drill so fast you’re basically in a freefall to the center of the earth, avoid the giant diamonds, and just detonate a few nukes in sequence around the core right?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Easy!

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

All those months of digging holes in the backyard as a child are finally coming to fruition

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

We need to go deeper

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

That’s what she said

Selmafudd,

Deeper exile

Klear,

Pretty sure you need a black guy sacrifice himself too, but that’s the gist of it, yeah.

criticalimpact,

RIP Braz

lurch, in reverse Indy

Aztec José

papel,

Pulpy, but I’d go with Tabasco Aztlan

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