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AVincentInSpace, in No context

Hello fellow Jerboa user!

Open source Lemmy clients ftw!

velox_vulnus,

OP is the dev for both Jerboa and Lemmy, btw.

AVincentInSpace,

oh wow did not know that!

ExLisper,

You commenting here proves you’re not using Jerboa. Or was the keyboard bug finally fixed?

AVincentInSpace,

Considering I have no idea what you’re talking about I’ll say it was.

There is a bug with the GrapheneOS keyboard being strangely buggy when backspacing (it gets confused about where the word starts so if you delete the last letter of a word it will instead delete the space just before the word which is annoying as hell) however that bug is definitely not exclusive to Jerboa and only happens with that keyboard so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ExLisper,

Yep, that’s the bug I’m talking about. I had it and I’m not using GrapheneOS so for me the app was ‘read only’ and I stopped using it. And it was exclusive to Jerboa for me, all the other apps work fine.

moistclump, in Good one Nana.

I bet it wasn’t even a joke. Just an honest answer to the question. Which makes it even funnier.

spaphy, in Water, water, everywhere...

Dude wipes coming in clutch. Watch me clean my asshole all day long friends.

spaphy, in No context

I don’t think I’m going to smell anyone’s asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don’t either, friend.

Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

UnfortunateShort,

If only most wet wipes weren’t non-flushable (even if they say they are, many are in fact not) and terrible for the environment. Still have to find a good brand.

Nurse_Robot, in Just a little tired

🥲

Beetschnapps, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle

🎵“Thank you for being a friend…” 🎶

KeenFlame, in Radically different

Who did you imagine is the same at home and in public?

Bitlummo, in Which pill do you choose?

Easy blue pill. If I had to redo my teenage years I would have told my ex-wife to fuck off before giving her a chance. Then I wouldn’t have my son and he is literally everything to me. Definitely couldn’t watch my son see his mom leave him again.

Axiochus, in Good one Nana.

I don’t get it. 🤔

M1st3rM,

Yeah she just honestly answered the question. I don’t get it either

SpaceNoodle,

You smush bug with shoe

It’s not a joke

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

She uses a shoe to kill the pests, so it’s her method of pest control

Vitaly, in Why is the Cat Screaming?
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

It’s a rat!

ReakDuck,

No its a dog!

VikingHippie, in Oof

Me when I pet a dog and my watch thinks I’m going for a run 😄

lseif, in Were back baby!

when lemmy goes down, you use an alt on a different instance.

when r*ddit goes down, you go outside.

lseif, in No context

can bidet fanatics just leave people alone? im sure they are better, not everyone has the money or time to install one. also, i have a feeling they just dont know how to wipe properly.

MostlyGibberish,

I mean, that goes both ways. As an American, and especially as a guy, I often get sideways looks when I mention I have a bidet. If you can’t or won’t try it out, fine, but people are really acting like it’s strange to clean yourself off using water.

ExLisper,

Move to Spain. Every apartment has a bidet here. It’s as normalized as a jam stand in your kitchen.

Donebrach,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

You live in a sad, small-minded reality, friend. Enjoy your needlessly poopy butt-hole.

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

They don’t have to be actual installations. You can mount one on to you toilet for less than $30 although I’d suggest spending a bit more

ElBarto, in Oof
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

appel,

I think I had that one as well. With the fireworks and everything? Yikes dawg…

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

Zerush, in No context
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