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sharkfucker420, (edited ) in I hate sand
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Every damn time

afraid_of_zombies, in A nice chill trolley ride

I still don’t get how five railway workers all failed to remember to lockout/tagout a line they were working on. Maybe it was an insurance scam

Mac, (edited ) in Put the fish down.

Men on dating sites:
Posting one of the few photos of themselves they have
Posting a photo they have where they’re actually happy and feeling a sense of accomplishment

GBU_28,

I’ve never taken a selfie but I do have some fish pics

BonesOfTheMoon,

Nobody wants to see dead animals on dating sites. I appreciate you have hobbies but you can just list them as an interest.

Yokozuna,

I was talking shit about this to a group of friends one day, saying that how the hell do you think that’s a good idea and one of them piped up that he had a picture of him with a fish he caught and justified it as “showing them they can provide food”. I might as well have a picture of me in the fucking grocery store with a cart full of food with that logic. I asked him to ask some of his matches what they thought about it but I dont think he ever did. Needless to say I don’t think that man has actually gotten laid in a decade.

Mac,

Oh i don’t fish. Nice assumption.

Kusimulkku,

I wouldn’t have though seeing fish would be such a big deal to some. Then again, never used dating sites so wouldn’t know

Letstakealook,

Only to be ignored by any actual women. Guaranteed to be accosted by bots and time wasting sex workers.

I don’t know how there are any straight men left on dating sites other than the “top 10%,” of course.

Clbull,

I dunno either.

And people wonder why incels are a thing…

c0mbatbag3l,
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90% of incels would be fine if they would get out of their own heads and stop being misogynistic.

I’m 5’5" and get laid plenty, I’ve seen ugly guys get laid, guys with small dicks get laid.

It’s a personality problem.

EmergMemeHologram,

Incel is a mindset, plenty of women will look past looks for people who make them laugh, or are interesting, or who do fun things with them.

When you show women 10000 photos and ask them to choose from them, yes they’ll go for looks, that’s all the signal they get.

My advice to incels is to find some fun hobbies, could be hiking or solitary things, as long as it makes you happy. When you’re happy, people will be drawn to you. If you focus on being butter and angry, people will sense that and avoid you.

Letstakealook,

There isn’t any excuse for incel behavior. Those guys are trash.

Clbull, (edited )

You misunderstand. I am not excusing the incel community. Any sympathy I had for them died years ago, and frankly I think any guy who thinks women deserve retribution because they won’t sleep with them is a fucking coward.

But here’s the thing, I think it’s a horrific symptom of our societal ills, not a cause. Inceldom is an economic issue first and foremost.

We are a society that profiteers from human misery in so many ways. Men are judged quite harshly for their wealth, status and their ability to provide, even when we’ve made great strides to bring about equality between the sexes. Wealth inequality has created a predominantly male underclass. This affects many things like being able to afford a home, access to physical and mental healthcare, etc.

Another thing that I think doesn’t help is how we’ve commodified sex in so many ways, but that’s a very deep subject that would take me way too long to go into.

Online dating specifically is a monopoly headed by just two parent companies. They want your experience to be as miserable as humanly possible so that they can sucker you into paying the cost of several MMO subscriptions just to use the premium tier of their apps.

The problem isn’t women, it’s that Bumble Inc and Match Group couldn’t give a flying FUCK about the integrity of their platforms. Socially awkward people depend on these apps to find love and their world view is being poisoned by a lack of interest from anybody who isn’t a bot, sex worker, scam artist or a lady from the other side of the world seeking to marry their way into their country.

Letstakealook,

I can understand that. Thank you for expanding on it.

OpenStars, in Janitors provide a valuable service
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^This, but the best I’ll do is upvote and comment, I’m not reblogging shit for nobody!:-P

gmtom, in Interesting thought

No because biscuits != cookies. Biscuits and cookies are different things, and we have both in the UK.

Cookies are usually soft and crumbly and biscuits are usually hard and snap cleanly when you break them,

Clanket,

A cookie is a type of biscuit in Ireland.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Everyone on the block already knows my mom’s cookies and biscuits can be either or.

ivanafterall, in every time
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Thus the fedora.

photonic_sorcerer,
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A fedora will always add at least 10 ugly points, unless you happen to live in the 1920s.

the_q, in Jordanian Petersonian

With no other positive male role models that’s kinda what happens.

lugal,

We’re talking a coworker, not a 12 years old

SpaceNoodle,

If it’s Alabama, they could be both

lugal,

“Land of the Free”, I forgot

RandomVideos, (edited ) in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank

I really should finish the games i started

I didnt finish the core of the mountain in celeste, i planned to play the starlight river terraria mod but never did, i recently received dead cells for my birthday and i forgot about the sevtech ages Minecraft modpack after reaching the point where you could get oil and i gave up on my t1 only btd6 challenge

Instead of playing any of these, i play on a modded server that recently rebooted

lugal, in Pizza delivery

And it really does contribute to society

MrVilliam,

A pizza can feed a family of four. A cop could feed his family of four if his wife and kids hadn’t left him for the domestic abuse reported amongst 40%* of all American cops.

  • 40% is the self-reported figure. Unreported instances presumably would make the actual number much higher.
lugal,

Eat a pizza and you’re fed for a day. Be shot by a cop and you will never be hungry again

xor, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

in columbia they use flamethrowers on the homeless that live in the sewers…

Custoslibera, in Always on that grind

Slow clap

Melody, (edited ) in universal struggle bait

There’s always been an invisible 4th dimensional peg that’s not talked about in most USB-A connectors, and you are required to flip your plug around so many times to get it in to the correct position.

Some of us have that inherent knack to sense the 4th dimensional peg without perceiving it…and thus we do not have this struggle. Meanwhile others completely lack intuition of the aforementioned 4th dimension and struggle endlessly with that peg.

</humor>

friendly_ghost, in Shit is crucial

This guy gets more posthumously based every time I log on

unreachable, in every time
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idunnololz,
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Wtf

simp4ravens, in I identify as karat. Please respect my pronouns

I don’t get it can you explain?

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