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uis, in A nice chill trolley ride
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Lucky you. It could have been derailed.

danc4498, in universal struggle bait

I have mouse that has the usb symbol on one side and a company logo on the other. That is crappy design.

ooli, in A nice chill trolley ride

omg this is the most funny meme in a long time

Lord_ToRA, in Interesting thought
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It would have significantly improved this post to spend the very small amount of time to crop out the black sections. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0db11f60-623f-410c-a6cd-888c1d9be495.png

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

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  • not_woody_shaw,

    They’re the same picture.jpg

    bajabound,

    I feel like this has taken something from the original post…

    DahGangalang, in A nice chill trolley ride

    A nice bumpy trolley ride

    MacNCheezus, in This would work on me
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    And they say romance is dead…

    SlurpDaddySlushy, in universal struggle bait

    Everyone knows you have to flip it twice to get it into superposition.

    Tolookah, in electrician meme

    I almost had a gotcha, but electricians don’t really make network cabling.

    Zoot,

    Network cable also doesn’t do male to male lol what? You do mean patch cables yes, like cat#? Rj45 ends definitely require a female end, and you surely aren’t splicing the wires together with dolphins i hope.

    Neato,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    A male to male electrical cable with wall socket plugs is a fire hazard. There are some made to be used to connect a generator to a house but it's a really bad idea.

    gnutrino,

    There’s a reason they’re nicknamed “suicide cords”

    Tolookah,

    Agreed, it still had me thinking about others that they might make.

    PatFussy, in chop chop

    That would be so metal. I now know how I would want to go out.

    FilthyShrooms, (edited )
    @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m ordering one for my funeral so I can rain down on the guests

    blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank

    The need to finish my backlog is also something that fucks with my enjoyment of some games too. Understanding you’re allowed to put it down and never play it again is also valid. Go watch the synopsis on YouTube if it has one after.

    When you get old you have way less time to slog through the mediocre games like you did as a child. They also get more apparent when you play nothing but primo games with mids in your favorite genres.

    Sometimes, you just gotta enjoy your CoD, D4, PalWorld, LoL, Slice of Life, idle, etc. You don’t need the next best thing in gaming every time.

    Fwiw I also watch a lot of Fully Ramblomatic since what feels like high school two decades ago lol.

    dditty, in Put the fish down.

    Living in the Midwest, this is also super common on women’s dating profiles. I’d estimate probably more than 1 out of every 10 has a fish

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Yeah I’ve seen that on Facebook. I don’t get it.

    Kusimulkku,

    When do you have pics taken of you? Especially as a man it can be that you have a very limited selection of pics. Selfies are another matter.

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    With friends and stuff.

    Kusimulkku,

    Lmao

    EmergMemeHologram,

    Look at this guy, with his friends!

    I’m joking, but of my friends I’m the only one who brings a camera to stuff and takes pictures, and everybody groans when I do it. If I weren’t there there’d be no pictures, and there are no pictures of me because I’m behind the camera!

    Most guys just don’t take pictures of each other.

    Kusimulkku,

    And a lot of guys don’t honestly have that many friends. Compoud those two and you won’t have much pics of you taken.

    EmergMemeHologram,

    My wife’s circle of friends is much larger than my own, so this wouldn’t surprise me.

    Kusimulkku, (edited )

    I saw a study from Finland that said that most men only have a few friends, a lot don’t have any. I guess I’m typical in the sense that I have a few friends and we don’t see that often. So not many photos of me taken by friends.

    Of course there’s cultural aspect here, we Finns are what we are and also maybe other languages or cultures use the word more casually etc. But from what I’ve seen and read online, I don’t think having zero to only few friends is a Finnish peculiarity but rather pretty common at least in the West or maybe just Northern Europe and similar-ish cultures.

    Mothra, in Truly a moment of all time
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    They do bring that up in the comics and the animated series ( at least the 3d ones). I’m sure more than once I’ve seen Megatron say something like " it’s them calling our ways deceitful, and since we fight for justice we are proud be Decepticons " or something like that.

    Mango,
    worldsayshi, (edited )

    I’m sure stranger things have happened in irl lore. Pirate Party (pp) comes to mind.

    Zink,

    Or even “we are all domestic terrorists”

    Stupidmanager, in Put the fish down.

    quickly jots down notes, “go fishing… catch fish… show to barbie.” got it, now what? I’m recently single after a long marriage, HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Talk to them. Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app and listen. Be a good dude.

    baronvonj,
    @baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

    Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app

    About that … …time.com/…/advice-for-online-daters-if-youre-a-g…

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    I can say that would turn me off.

    baronvonj,
    @baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, it’s a broad generalization, and the article is 12 years old so trends may have changed since then.

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Maybe because I’m almost 50 and tired, but I just want someone who is nice to me.

    MasterBlaster,

    I gave up after my second divorce, I hope you have better luck. Beware, most seem to be looking for free everything with no work for them.

    lolcatnip,

    You effectively can’t just talk to women on dating sites. Thanks to how matching works, you have to successfully sell yourself with pictures to get your profile read, and successfully sell yourself with words in the profile before you can actually talk with anyone.

    Back before matching was a thing, it wasn’t much better. You could talk but you’d usually be ignored because the woman’s inbox would be filled with too much crap for her to go through it all.

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    To be honest I’ve never used a dating site, I’m too old.

    lolcatnip,

    Lucky you.

    averagedrunk,

    You have women friends? Have them make your dating profile if you want to date online. Seriously. They’ll make you sound awesome while telling the truth. Chances are at least one of them is good at taking pictures.

    Stupidmanager,

    Thanks. The comment was for comedic effect, but when I’m ready to date I’ll use this advice.

    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

    Excessive amounts of Axe or Old Spice. Those ads would never lie about their efficiency!

    Stupidmanager,

    This is the helpful advice I was looking for! Heh

    20 years later…. Why am I still single?!?1 I followed expert advice from Lenny!!!

    Hazmatastic, in starting 2024 strong with turnip boy robs a bank

    My backlog is bigger than my front log by far

    NegativeLookBehind, in Put the fish down.
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    Monkey brain say show women fish, man good hunter, women eat good, come back to cave

    Kusimulkku,

    A pic where he is playing with kids might actually work in that primitive sort of way.

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