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casmael, in Pipe

Outstanding material garçon

Anticorp, in Rules for thee but not for me

Before we eulogize the doomed Presidential campaign of Ron DeSantis, can we take a moment to marvel at the fact that the Republican party has been unable to find anyone who can legitimately challenge a nearly 78-year-old twice-impeached, historically unpopular former President facing 91 criminal charges? The GOP lost in 2018, 2020, and 2022 because Donald Trump was the face of the party, and the party is still going to trot him out because they’re all scared of a man who spends much of his day ALL CAPS yelling gibberish on a social media site that he owns and that is even more unpopular than Twitter. Sad.

…substack.com/…/ron-desantis-sad-trombones-his-wa…

perishthethought, in They love each other though

"Oh, you’re still here? " - my cat

itsgroundhogdayagain, in They love each other though

Here comes the mooonnnneeeeeyyyyyy

WitchHazel, in They wish

Weird how once they see you in person all they want to know is how much you “cost”.

scrubbles, in Rules for thee but not for me
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Meanwhile Mitch is just stroking out a bit in the corner

SnotFlickerman, (edited ) in Le Title
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Did the iPad kid step on a Lego?

PEEEEETAAAAAAH I NEED YOU

Where is u/PeterExplainsTheJoke when you need him.

outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nah, it’s just “old thing good new thing bad”

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

In my view it’s more “old things teach, new things tell”

samus12345, in A glowing review
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Coffee and social media instead of bread and circuses.

UnRelatedBurner, (edited ) in Le Title

lol the Ipad kids are mad.

At the time of writing there is a singe downvote

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Then you should see when I killed dolan. Now that’s a bunch of rustled Jimmies

Shady_Shiroe, in Le Title
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

Chad with feet of steel

dustyData, in Reality is becoming a George Carlin bit

Not having the death penalty would definitely be infinitely better. But given the different ways of humane execution, this is actually an improvement over lethal injections. Unlike injected chemicals, it’s way harder to fumble and accidentally cause extra unnecessary suffering.

TargaryenTKE,

I fully agree with everything you said but I’m going to use your comment as a jumping off point anyway: I have to wonder, would the condemned feel like they’re suffocating as it’s happening due to lack of oxygen? Or would they simply not notice and just kinda fade out of consciousness?

Mr_Fish,

When you’re suffocating, you don’t really notice that you don’t have enough oxygen. You just feel that you have too much CO2. So if you’re in a nitrogen chamber or in low enough pressure air, you don’t notice you’re suffocating. You just fall asleep.

cactusupyourbutt,

fun fact: the brathing reflex is caused by excess co2 and not a lack of oxygen. thats why people regularely suffocate by going into enclosed spaces which are oxygen deprived

XeroxCool,

Smarter Every Day did a video on oxygen depletion. You get loopy. As the other comment said, that burning feeling is from high CO2, not low O2. Put your mask on first, then help others.

youtu.be/kUfF2MTnqAw?si=THihWZJ-mw1Qk3VN

Son_of_dad,

At what point do we admit that it’s more humane to just shoot someone in the brain? If you’re gonna have a death penalty, it should be dirty and fucked up. Making death penalty too neat and clean, just encourages the states to keep it around. Make the state feel that decision…

dustyData, (edited )

People used to botch that one all the time. Not everyone shot in the head dies. And now you have a gory mess that’s gurgling and trying to scream but keeps breathing and moving for several days. So humane.

And that’s not even considering the ethical issues of who pulls the trigger.

Randelung, (edited )

That’s why multiple people shoot and you can just shoot twice if it’s not deadly enough? Why would you let them survive - for several days no less. Two or three shots in the head are quicker than anything they do so far.

dustyData,

Are you just very cruel and sadistic or are you just ignorant of the history and reality of firing squads? Genuine question.

Son_of_dad,

That’s my point, none of it is humane. And you can shoot a person more than once to make sure they’re dead, and like I said, the ethics of shooting someone in the head is not different than the ethics of injecting poison into someone, they’re both fucked up things to do, no matter how clean you pretend it is

dustyData, (edited )

It definitely didn’t come across like that’s your point, but I see it now. But no, shooting someone in the head or killing any human being in any way will ever be humane (caveat for assisted suicide in euthanasia, but that’s a different can of worms than the death penalty). How humane a given procedure to kill a person is can only be assessed in relative terms with one another. And in that comparison, nitrogen chambers are definitely way less painful and suffering inducing for the victim, as well as, arguably, ethically more acceptable for the people who technically have to set up the process and push the button. But I doubt this would sway legislation one way or the other, as the political discussions rarely touch on how humane the method is.

pH3ra,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

I totally get your point and the reasons you say that.
On the other side I find ridiculous the struggle to “find a better way to do it” instead of just getting rid of the whole death sentence alltogether.

The best way of doing it is not doing it.

UnverifiedAPK, (edited )

This is probably the best form of execution possible. Your body doesn’t know that there’s a lack of oxygen, but it does notice a build up of carbon dioxide. Nitrogen poisoning is not noticable until you’re already “drunk” and falling asleep. That’s why it’s so deadly to divers.

rotopenguin, (edited ) in They wish
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Patch notes: clause unnecessary. Refactored to cover the general case.

https://infosec.pub/pictrs/image/abbfe90e-4ae1-42d8-aa3a-79638defbe54.jpeg

ILikeBoobies,

Bi_irl

tubbadu, in Pipe

Ceci c’est un pipe: |

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ceci c’est un pipe: |

Put that “command not found” in your pipe and smoke it!

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Non, cela est une « barre verticale ». Un façon dont on peut l’utiliser est comme un pipe, mais on peut aussi l’utiliser dans beaucoup d’autres manières.

chuckleslord,

Nah, pipe is better cause it’s shorter. Vertical Bar takes too damn long, no one got the time for that.

klemptor, (edited )

%>%

moistclump, in We have entire stock

@PicardManeuver no matter what’s goin on in the news.

Che_Donkey,
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GrammatonCleric, in Pipe
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Bottom pic should be a bong 😂

fl42v,

Bong or bonk… Who cares

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