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pinkdrunkenelephants, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Imagine people thinking food cam be categorized consistently like that.

Food is cultural and historical; nothing outside of its preparation is scientific or internally logically consistent, so stop trying to force it to be.

A hot dog is a damn hot dog. Now stop arguing about it, and get this crap off of my feed

xor,

Sir this is a meme

getoffthedrugsdude,

I will continue to shiptoast, have a day

GreyEyedGhost,

The usernames add a whole new layer to this thread. “Pink drunken elephant” having a serious and sober look at the conversation and how stupid it is, and “get off the drugs dude” happily continuing this bizarre and pointless conversation.

getoffthedrugsdude,

Adding fuel to the fire I see

flashgnash, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Am I the only one that thinks a Viking burial with a raft cobbled together out of logs and stuff by my loved ones would be awesome?

name_NULL111653,

Exactly… Why is this not an option? It needs to be.

flashgnash,

Right? Feel like the building of the raft would be a good way for people to process, wouldn’t be that expensive cause you’d just be using wood and rope instead of a coffin and burial service

yngmnwntr,

Burning rafts don’t get hot enough to cremate a corpse, it’ll just scorch you and dump your body in the lake to wash up on shore and terrify children.

flashgnash,

Is that what happened in actual viking burials?

Surely there’s some way you could make it hot enough

yngmnwntr,

Seems like actual viking burials were…burials…I’m no expert but skimming a few Google search results makes it seem like the burning ship thing never really happened, or at least rarely. Most vikings were ritually buried with weapons, grave goods and sacrifices. The burning boat thing is a Hollywood invention from a Thor myth maybe? Anyway this is why it’s not allowed in most places, you’d need a professional to administer it with as you say a specially constructed ship designed to fully create a body. Your family can’t tie together some logs and burn you themselves. So we’re right back to an expensive funeral industry, but now we get to witness the cremations outdoors so maybe a win.

ilinamorato, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Bread bowl salads are quiches?

pingveno,

Bread bowl salads are monstrosities. Also, quiches.

w2tpmf, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Big Macs are cakes.

pingveno,

Meat cakes?

BananaPeal, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

dpkonofa,

I feel like taco is too specific and that there is a better word that covers tacos and submarines. I just can’t come up with the word…

Allero, in is a hot dog a sandwich

A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.

DAMunzy,

The crust makes it a pie!!

ForgotAboutDre,

According to this diagram it makes it a quiche. The definition should be a tart, a quiche is a savoury custard tart.

That would make the pizza a tart.

A pie would be a calzone according to this diagram.

dpkonofa,

Is a pie a type of quiche or did the OP choose too narrowly? Is a quiche a type of pie? Should they be reversed?

Allero, (edited )

The hardened browned crumb of a toast is, essentially, a small crust! That’s how pies get it too!

PIE IS A TOAST!!!

DAMunzy,

Noooooo!

agitatedpotato, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

dpkonofa,

No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.

Kolrami, (edited ) in is a hot dog a sandwich

I’d rename two categories.

Bottom right: I’d rather refer to a cake as “lasagna” than call lasagna a “cake”

Bottom left: if someone made a quiche without walled sides I’d still call it a quiche, so I’d rather call that category “pie”

This has the added bonus of making most pie people furious and some pizza people angry unless they like Chicago deep dish.

root_beer,
  1. Isn’t “lasagna”, as we refer to it, technically a casserole made with layers of lasagne, cheese, and sauce? Not that “casserole” is a category, but I’m just being pedantic at this point, soz
  2. I’ve always maintained that pizza is a tart rather than a pie
troglodytis, in is a hot dog a sandwich

An enchilada is sushi?

yimby,

Yeah that topology is probably better described as burrito

MeetInPotatoes,

Burritos are closed on the ends, my Mexican food-challenged amigo.

brianorca,

Sometimes only one end, making them a quiche.

acockworkorange, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

My childhood friends started saying that anyone working after noon on Friday is disorganized and I think it’s beautiful.

FireRetardant,

It don’t matter how organized I am, my boss sees I’m done by noon on a friday he’ll give me more service calls, shop time or some other job to do.

pearsaltchocolatebar, (edited )

Wow, Sounds like you really need to work on your time management skills.

li10,

That’s where you’re going wrong, you still need to pretend you’re doing work

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why you develop the talent of looking busy while not doing shit.

Kiosade,

Must be nice to not have billable hours to worry about…

acockworkorange,

It is. You should try to move to a career where you sell the results of your labor, not the time it takes to achieve them. Easier said than done, I know. Good luck!

Kiosade,

I think I would have to get a govt job in my career path to be able to do that. I’ve considered it, but idk if I really want to or not.

Truck_kun,

Until recent times, I’ve always thought a govt job was a good thing to have.

Still is, but the constant threat of government shutdowns, in the US at least, as of late, make me feel you need to live below your means and keep a decent chunk of 3 to 6 months pay, because you could suddenly be without pay for a good chunk of time because some idiots think they score political points, or will get their way, by hurting citizens.

Kiosade,

That’s a very good point… it seems like every time the national budget is up for renewal, those Republican clowns threaten to fuck everyone over. Bastards, the lot of them!

Titou, in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.
@Titou@feddit.de avatar

for long i thought Voyager had performance issues but in fact it’s my instance’s fault

covert_czar,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Instance hosted voyager webapp?

ImTryingLemmy, in is a hot dog a sandwich

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?

Tylerdurdon,

Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did…

TexasDrunk,

That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas.

flipflop97,
@flipflop97@feddit.nl avatar

And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t make the rules.

CannedTuna,

A taquito is sushi

clearleaf,

If you don’t like science go live in the woods.

grey_maniac, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

How about also, “Wow, seems like you need to work on your resource planning skills,” when a manager tries to demand unpaid overtime?

foggy,

I’d straight up tell a boss that asked for unpaid overtime that their failure to allocate resources is money out of my pocket if and only if you want to hear from the DoL.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Unfortunately, many jobs that do this are salaried exempt.

Now, whether they are miss categorized is a different story. That’s why my wife’s old workplace is going to get some attention from the IRS and DOL when she finishes her month’s notice.

SnotFlickerman, (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think you might just straight say “management skills” because that’s bare minimum part of their fucking job to organize a schedule well enough so they don’t have to have people running into overtime to get the job done. That is time management, too, because you’re supposed to know how long it takes each employee to do shit, and you should be fucking organizing based on that.

I’m so fucking sick of skeleton crews. I’m pushing 50 and the last 25 fucking years has been nothing but skeleton crews where if one person calls out sick everything falls apart. Sorry, that’s inefficient as hell. If one person calling out wrecks everything, then that means you’re doing it fucking wrong and maybe you need one or two more people to help cover the gaps. I’m sure it makes them beaucoup bucks in the short term, but the profits from ruining your relationship with your customer base won’t last. Eventually customers do get sick of being treated like shit. (Corporations are banking on all of them similarly treating you like shit so you won’t have any real options that are better.)

LoamImprovement,

Managers lower the bus factor to like .8 and force everyone else to work too hard to pick up the slack. Then they act shocked when somebody gets hit by a bus and it all falls apart.

Iron_Lynx,

skeleton crews

I’m not a manager, but if I had a business critical three person job and some busywork, I’d schedule four people minimum. Probably five if the busywork is important at the time.

HuntressHimbo,

beaucoup bucks

I’ve never seen this phrase in print before and the spelling is fucking me up a bit ngl

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I had to look it up to make sure I was spelling it right!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Literally every order at my last job bottlenecked through me. That meant that I got shit every time I dared to take time off because it meant one of the salespeople had to do my job and they didn’t even know how to do it well because our processes kept changing and only I was keeping up. I was paid dick despite that too. So glad to be away from that fucking job.

moistclump,

Normalize I ionizing so you can have more frank discussions with management with more protection.

june, in is a hot dog a sandwich

I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast

elrik,

I was thinking the same, but then realized it’s probably just quiche.

SinkingLotus,
@SinkingLotus@lemmy.world avatar

A stuffed crust pizza would be a calzone only when it’s still yet to be cut into slices.

The moment a slice is removed from the whole would be when it becomes sushi.

Tja,

The image specifically talks about a slice 🍕

nul,

Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally “to roll.”

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Everyone in this thread is ignoring a lot, mostly that vastly different preparation methods van make the same structure, and the same method vastly different structures. Like pasta, which category you get depends on exactly what kind you have.

ComradePorkRoll, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Hoagies are sushi, then?

robojeb,

Pigs in a blanket too

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