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SexyTimeSasquatch, in is a hot dog a sandwich

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

themusicman,

Certainly sushi if it’s just a slice

kboy101222,

Hear me out -

It’s a ring torus with a a different substance inside.

It’s a filled donut.

Mok98,

No hole in the middle, filled donut stuck to a toast maybe?

kboy101222,

Yeah, I’d agree. It’s definitely 2 different things going off the cube rule

djasee, in Yeah, well...

this is what taking a philosophy class as a Marxist feels like lol

OurToothbrush,

Right?

witheyeandclaw, in Have mercy on our souls

What did the creator of the GIF name them? Imagine if a bunch of people read your name wrong, then when you told them how it’s pronounced said that they don’t care, and your mom was wrong to pronounce your name that way.

jesterkun,

Weird how digital images aren’t alive.

THE_ANON,

Wow really. This changes everything . We have to rethink civilisation . All thanks to OP here blessing us with his infinite wisdom.

Risk, (edited )

Eh, I prefer the descriptivist method of language. It’s how language evolves over time.

Comparing it to a personal name is a false equivalence. GIF is an acronym, people could enunciate each letter if they so preferred and it would be more accurate/true to creation than even the creator’s opinion of how to pronounce it.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I just don’t think that usual linguistic rules should apply to a thing that a guy literally invented and named.

The person who invented it gets to name it.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Except he didn’t invent the words used to name what he invented. If he had just named it gif and pronounced it jif and non of those letters stood for anything I would see your point, but he didn’t. He named it graphic interchange format, shortened to gif. That said, who gives a shit pronounce it how you want. Language evolves anyways.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody pronounces it with a hard G because of what the G stands for. Acronyms don’t work like that. They do it because a hard G is more common when starting words in English than a soft one.

Risk,

Sure, but that doesn’t change anything in my mind. Descriptivism FTW!

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

You better be consistent, then! Jfeg!

Risk,

Huh? I don’t follow.

hardaysknight,

JPHEG

Risk,

Except… all words are invented by someone, sometime.

w2tpmf,

It’s not a false equivalence. He named it after the penun butter brand. It was specifically named to be pronounced a certain way.

Risk, (edited )

Oh, okay. That only combats my point about it being a false equivalence. At the end of the day, it’s an acronym.

witheyeandclaw,

I see what you’re saying, and to a point I agree. I see it as people reading it a certain way in their head and becoming attached to how they think it should sound. This happens often because English words especially can have all manner of exceptions to the usual rules of spelling and grammar. There is nothing embarrassing about reading, or at least there shouldn’t be. What I DO find embarrassing is when people find out that they’re pronouncing something differently and flat out disagree with the world about its actual pronounciation.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

What I DO find embarrassing is when people find out that they’re pronouncing something differently and flat out disagree with the world about its actual pronounciation.

Man, you must be embarrassed all the time when you hear British or American people talk.

Somehow the world can survive and we can understand one another with very different pronunciations of words like “Aluminum”, but this… THIS WILL NOT STAND!

Risk, (edited )

I mean, it’s only embarrassing for them - if they want to be loud, proud, and wrong that’s okay.

But at the same time, they may well set the trend for how it’s pronounced in the future.

Lord knows, waDer (i.e. water) started somewhere…

Edit: I’m guessing I offended someone by implying that saying ‘wadder’ is the wrong way to say water, hahaha.

Voyajer, (edited )
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what happened to aluminium. Sir Humphrey Davey came up with aluminum in 1812 but his peers decided it wasn’t classical sounding enough.

IgneoTalus, (edited )

I refuse to call it anything but Aluminum just for that. I find it insulting to Sir Humphrey Davey that his naming rights were basically stolen by someone completely unrelated.

CallumWells,

He even called it “Alumium” before that, which I think is even better

CileTheSane, (edited )
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

What did the creator of the GIF name them?

Island was originally spelt without an ‘s’. It was later added as a stylistic choice and is now the “correct” spelling. Language doesn’t give a fuck about original intent. If you want to be originalist about it then you need to hie back to corky English

agitatedpotato,

How a computer scientist thinks words should be pronounced is not as convincing an argument as so many here seem to think.

Overzeetop,

Oh, you’ve done it now, a-a-ron

EnderMB, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Just fling me into a wood chipper, and point it at the ground in a field somewhere.

Failing that, I’ve always loved the idea of being strapped to a rocket and launched into space.

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok.

TheRealKuni,

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok

Complete with Bear McCreary “Raeb” playing his hurdy-gurdy?

EnderMB,

Of course, ideally it’d be Bear McCreary, but I’d settle for my wife learning to play it.

JustinAngel, in Why is this so difficult?

Or we fix some shit at home first.

JohnDClay,

That never happens. Plus we don’t have anyone bombing our kids.

nieminen,

True, but many of them are being shot in our own schools.

devfuuu,

And I heard they are being put to work too.

Siegfried, (edited )

There is always shit to solve, but right now, if ukraine’s shit isn’t solved soon enough, we all will have a lot of piled up shit to solve.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Here’s an idea go sign up as a volunteer in Ukraine and fight yourself instead of cheering on for other people to die for you, you disgusting sack of shit.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Weaker Russia means lower need for future military spending, and it is cheaper to give old weapons to Ukraine than to dispose of them locally.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Russian economy is growing while the west is going into a recession. Russian factory activity grows at fastest pace in over six years, meanwhile while US manufacturing activity shrinks the most in three years.. UK now can’t even make steel from raw materials.

Yes, people still bleat about a weaker Russia. 🤡

lolcatnip,

Pretending the rest of the world doesn’t exist has not historically been a good strategy for any country.

Klear, in irony deficiency

I’ve seen this picture so many times and only today noticed the gray.

lars,

Holy shit — same!!

mvirts, in irony deficiency

I’m so offended

lars,

I’m literally shaking

Donkter, in irony deficiency

Ummm no??? If you don’t understand sarcasm on the Internet you’re going to have a bad time!!! I swear people are getting dumber.

lars,
NocturnalMorning, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

I’ve always said to dump me in a ditch somewhere, I’m not gonna care, I’ll be dead. If anybody pays for an expensive ass coffin for me, I will come back and haunt their ass.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve said the same thing,same reasoning, but my wife and kids lost their minds when I suggested it. I even suggested planting a tree so they could have a place to consider “me” to be,no dice. So good luck to you and everyone else concerned with saving money or hassle out there.

lobut,

Burial Pod baby: 8billiontrees.com/…/tree-pod-burial/

I would have liked a sky burial or something.

excitingburp,

This is basically what I want done, composting and then burial under a redwood sapling. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_composting

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bene Gesserit burials in “Chapterhouse” sound like it: dig a vertical hole, put the body in with (presumably) biodegradable wrapping, plant a tree on it.

Agent641,

My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.

There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.

mortrek, (edited )

You basically just rephrased multiple scenes with Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia…

“I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?”

or another episode: “When I die, just throw me in the trash!”

Just thought it was funny to find people mirroring Frank Reynolds in real life… although I always pretty much agreed with him. I’m more concerned with how traumatizing it’d be for my family to see me in a ditch, and/or being filled with cream.

BananaPeal, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

A Big Mac is a cake?

psud,

Near enough

Vaginal_blood_fart,

It’s a club sandwich

Bytemeister, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

I told my wife that when I die, if she can, claim she doesn’t recognize the body so that the state has to dispose of me to save costs.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I love this so much lol.

Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited )

I told my wife the same…repeatedly. We are Canadian though.

HatchetHaro, in When you hear someone pronounce GIF as 'JIF
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s pronounced however the fuck you want to pronounce it.

I like to pronounce it “jif” because gin, gentle, Germany, gypsy. Others like to pronounce it “gif” because gift, good, game, girl.

Don’t pull any bullshit reasons like “it’s not pronounced jraphics”, because if that argument holds any water, JPEG is jay-feg, scuba is scuh-ba, and laser is lah-seer.

The creator calls it “jif” and wants others to call it “jif”. I don’t give a shit; if some people want to call it “gif”, that’s up to them and I’m not stopping them. English is not a prescriptive language; pronunciations will always differ according to origins and regions and accents and generations. I will not misunderstand you if you pronounce it “gif”, and you will not misunderstand me if I say “jif”.

reverendsteveii,

jay-feg

Babe wake up, new pointless acronym controversy just dropped

Sigh_Bafanada, in So true

“Staahhp”

Dicska,
Ookami38, in is a hot dog a sandwich

A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

Squizzy,

Pizza being toast is acceptable to me

psycho_driver, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

psycho_driver,

Hell I’d be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

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