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survivalmachine, in Twist ending
lars,

That’s where this belonged

rgb3x3, in Twist ending

Hmm, who has better information about COVID… the CDC or Fox News?

Guess which one conservatives believe.

lars,

well the CDC is in on the plot

— them

JokeDeity, in Have mercy on our souls

I hate this argument, that’s literally what the creators of the format called it. Names of things don’t always follow the rules of English.

Joe_0237,

You are right except: there are no rules in english, and this isn’t an argument, its a joke.

hoya,

That would be valid if it is a name and not an acronym.

stephen01king,

Explain how it being an acronym affects the pronunciation?

Stoneykins, (edited )

Names of things don’t have to follow “the rules of english” to change and morph with who is using them.

Acting like there is any immutable qualities to any language or word is kinda silly.

Currently, with the common opinion split pretty well, the correct answer for how to say it is “‘gif’ or ‘jif’”. Call it whichever you want.

TBi, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

I had someone boast that they had all their vacation days at the end of the year because they were so “devoted”. I just said it seems they have bad time management since this time off was included in schedules.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yeah, I’ve got tons of PTO accrued and it only makes shit awkward as now I need to slowly use it up

Threeme2189,

Think of it this way. Every time you got a raise you made money, because all of that accrued PTO is now worth more $$$ per hour.

chiliedogg,

I end up with a lot of extra because I get comp time instead of overtime and we’re critically understaffed.

devfuuu,

So very illegal around here.

TBi,

Is here too. So they had to take a whole month off in one go due to bad planning of holiday time.

veni_vedi_veni,

what a tool

eatham, in Just here to celebrate my cake day! (4 years!)
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

You’ve been on lemmy for quite a while. Also what was it like 4y ago?

ff0000,
@ff0000@lemmy.ml avatar

I ran into it when it was just starting up. It was almost not active at that point, really an alpha idea of what could become a reddit like system but federated. You can imagine that it was just a few people test posting.

A lot of work has been done by a whole bunch of people to actually getting this far over those years. Which is, however you see it very commendable.

MadBabs, in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

You should ask him! Raffi is pretty active on social media

keefshape, (edited )

He especially enjoys calm civil discussions regarding the copyright of his music. Definitely a rational debater. /s

spujb, in is a hot dog a sandwich

the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

That’s what makes it good

snugglesthefalse,

Yeah, salad theory is more comprehensive saladtheory.github.io

Stoneykins, (edited )

Salad theory is rigid and respectable.

Cube rule of food identification exists to be disproven aggressively for comedy and arguing. It’s a good time, until the person that believes it so truly they would kill and die to call a cheese roll up sushi arrives. They can make the conversation stressful.

getoffthedrugsdude,

This thread has been a trip

RotatingParts, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

I always wondered how bragging about how long you worked was considered by some as a good thing. The “higher ups” must have used some fancy tricks to get people to think that way. It never worked on me though :)

bus_factor,

Management was handing out bullshit busywork recently, and some people were complaining. Then some guy was like “they pay my salary, so I do whatever they want!”

What kind of bullshit wage slave mentality is that? I am the vendor in this scenario, my employer is paying for the privilege of using my services. There can be terms and conditions from both parties of that deal, and if they’re incompatible the deal is off.

captainlezbian,

Ah I have the attitude of “you’re free to pay me engineer money to do this, but I’m leaving at 4 whether I was productive or doing weird bullshit you decided on.“

bus_factor,

Sure, if there’s a business need for cleaning the office toilets I’ll stop coding and do it for a day.

In this case it’s “everyone needs to spend a few weeks getting points in the training portal, we don’t care what you do in there as long as you get points”. This clearly doesn’t fulfill any business need, people just do whatever BS is the least effort per point. And as you might expect from an internal training portal, spending 20 minutes in that thing makes me want to stab myself.

Again, if there’s a business need for it that’s a different story, but useless mandates just to jerk people around are a deal breaker.

captainlezbian,

Ok that’s fair. I’m an engineer and I’ve told my line workers consistently that I’ll never ask them to do something I wouldn’t be willing to do, and at times I do have to help out because shit happens when you’ve got a skeleton crew. Hell I spend some days fabricating my designs.

And yeah I’d love good training. Teaching me actionable skills. Or just send me to grad school or give me a subscription to my professional organization and let me read their magazine on the job. Hell, throw IEEE in there, they’ve always got something to say. But no I’ve spent days doing the training portal bullshit on everything from “here’s how to deal with the fact that technically you’re an arms trafficker, don’t do treason and don’t think about how you’re a legitimate military target” to “watch a too damn long video about workplace sexual harassment that was clearly not written by anyone who’s ever seen a factory floor” and it just made me want to bash my brain in.

bus_factor,

See, those are needed for compliance/CYA. That has business value, so I can work with that. What I’m referring to here is just training on useless stuff for the sake of racking up points.

PunnyName,

Guessing you weren’t desperate to please someone. Gotta kiss ass to move up!

MeetInPotatoes,

I always wondered how bragging about how long you worked was considered by some as a good thing.

Somebody invented “Employee of the Month” and our competitive habits took over.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I never thought about this before, but if I worked somewhere and they gave me an ‘employee of the month’ award, it would piss me off because it would make me feel like I was being a kissass somehow.

soggy_kitty,

Modern day life is a competition, people always want to “1 up” the previous person. This is prevalent in society, don’t overthink it

HuntressHimbo,

I think people believe it is a sign you are striving to excel or that you care about the work you are doing.

In my case I think I talk about how much overtime I work because I got insecurities about my productivity drilled into me as a child with undiagnosed ADHD. Constantly being told you don’t work hard enough regardless of the effort you put in will give you some weird hangups. I think subconsciously its about needing external validation that the time you put in was adequate, or insecurity around ‘work ethic’

captainlezbian,

I can relate to that. I’m extremely glad I broke that habit. They told me when they needed me. I did what needed to be done within reasonable expectations. My failure past that point is on workload

mononomi, in So true

My drunk friend saying he can jump off the bike just fine (he lost some teeth)

scottywh, (edited )

That’s a little too dark for me…

Teeth are important

mononomi,

Told him to not jump ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Was kinda curious if he’d manage though

scottywh,

Damn dude…

scottywh,

Maybe I’m overly sympathetic with your friend as someone who was reckless in my youth and also lost a number of teeth…

That’s rough is all I’m saying

bluewing, in I am a surgeon!

Joke’s on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.

Source: I’ve had 3 prostrate surgeries.

ILikeBoobies,

For fun?

bluewing,

It ain’t never for fun. But it beats dying…

Darkassassin07, in We dont have to eat em.
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s… Just eating them with extra steps.

cro_magnon_gilf,

It’s trendy for leftists to be vegan lol

Thus the memes must evolve. I think that’s the joke

iAvicenna, in Have mercy on our souls
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

you know it is because of giraffe?

Ultragramps,
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Giraffe-ix Image Format.

RedditWanderer, in We dont have to eat em.

This is AI generated right? The font is iron maden or ACDC. The ratio is square like a album cover, and it seems it put up as sign generated from parental advisories.

flambonkscious,

It’s probably from a vinyl sleeve (thinking and the square aspect ratio)

Kellamity,

The font and moster-zombie dude is Iron Maiden (Eddy). I dont know if its AI or not but its not a real album cover, just a meme

Gormadt, (edited )
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Looks like an edited version of Iron Maiden’s album “Killers”

I don’t think it’s AI as it’s too close IMO to the actual thing

Edit:

Source image without texthttps://www.ironmaiden-bg.com/web/images/stories/art_killers.jpg

PixellatedDave,

Yeah it’s from killers. The original had the full body and it was Margret Thatcher.

EfreetSK, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

No no no, Hot Dog is a Quiche where I live

upload.wikimedia.org/…/900px-Párek_v_rohlíku.jpg

ouRKaoS,

Looks like sushi

pruwybn, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

So bread is toast I guess.

Mostly_Gristle, (edited )

And all cake is comprised of at least three toast layers.

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