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ICastFist, in Racismed
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

When you make fun or point out the obvious flaws of the oppressor, it’s not “-ism”, it’s freedom

7heo,
@7heo@lemmy.ml avatar

They would not even understand, they practice narciss-ism even more often than rac-ism.

Also, talking about inclusivity, this is a (probably not fully exhaustive) list of all the "-ism"s. That is how much of an ignorant cretin people using this neologism are.

MargotRobbie, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

For me, it’s very much cyclical: when there is a project going, there are so many people counting on you that pretty much every minute counts, and the cost of mistakes is always high. It’s during these times that time management skill is critical and you need people on the team who’s job is to manage everybody’s time and make sure things gets done, but even with that, the long hours are unavoidable. I don’t think it’s something to brag about, it’s the nature of the job.

But when there is no project going, it feels like there is really not much to do all day, sometimes even the task of finding things to do is a struggle, so you do whatever you want until the next project starts.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Aren’t you taking a break from movies?

MargotRobbie,

From acting.

Producing is still work.

this_1_is_mine, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

You just wait to find out how much it cost to make the hole and then to close it. Or to just purchase the little spot of ground that you’re going to be buried beneath. Or how about the giant concrete box they have to bury you in to which goes your casket. Or spending $600 on a single splay flowers… With a bow.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Donate me to science. Have it all. Dissect my woofy for all I care.

M500,

They might just blow you up with bombs or leave you in a field to rot so they can study decomposition.

TheRealKuni,

Awesome! I love the idea of being part of a corpse farm.

Thcdenton, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Just shoot me out of a cannon

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah! Don’t even wait until I’m dead.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

… Any room in there?

occhionaut,

Buckshot!

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Hey partner! Welcome! When they firing this thing?

gnate, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

occhionaut,

also free snacks for the mourning

saves a ton on catering

nxdefiant,

No need to wait for the next day, you can eat the night of!

presbypenguin, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

A reminder to everyone that Costco sells caskets: www.costco.com/funeral-caskets.html

And every funeral home legally has to allow you to purchase the casket elsewhere per the FTC: consumer.ftc.gov/articles/ftc-funeral-rule (That doc also has a lot of other useful tips in it.)

Gerudo,

Nice try Costco. Your casket sales are down and now the guerilla marketing starts.

ImplyingImplications,

I was a funeral director. People rarely provide their own caskets even if they have the legal right to. Nobody wants to manage the purchase and delivery of an expensive product right after their loved one has died. Funeral homes will also make it difficult by requiring delivery at certain times, inspection by the purchaser at time of delivery, and requiring the purchaser also get liability insurance on the casket.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can’t have the casket failing and killing the occupant. /s

this_1_is_mine,

More like falling apart while someone else is carrying your dead ass. Could you imagine poor uncle ted having his little toe smashed by a corner when a handle rips off… Or a lid lock that doesn’t work and it springs open when they dropped you and now nanna can see your bum since funeral homes generally dress the remains but cutting the backs of the clothing open so it can all be slipped on from the front and don’t have to roll you over… But you did when you flopped out like a fish.

xor, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

the average cost of a casket is usually between $2,000 and $5,000

-random google seo spam

Anticorp,

You used to be able to get a pine box for $500. Idk what they cost now. I only know this because I had the misfortune of having to plan a funeral for someone.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

I’ll build you one for $495

xor,

if you donate your organs, the hospital will cremate the leftovers for free…

pythonoob, in Have mercy on our souls

Oh boy let’s have this argument again! Because it’s so much fun every time!

Verito,

It is funny every time and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

therebedragons, in He'll be the death of us all.

Anyone else looking into viable countries to move to if this shitshow happens again? Whats your top 3 list??

HowManyNimons, (edited )

The fashycons are taking over all around the world. They’ve managed to convince everyone that this shit economy is anyone’s fault but theirs.

hex_m_hell,

Neoliberalism is the gateway drug to fascism.

Zealousideal_Fox900,

Australian here. Planning my exit too. Probably Finland. Or maybe Ireland.

therebedragons,

Yea Ireland is on my short list. Maybe Germany, havent followed their recent politics too much though.

Zealousideal_Fox900,

Yeah, I have a sort of free entry to ireland due to it being in my blood but not 100 percent sure.

force, (edited )

netherlands, denmark, maybe germany, maybe finland. i’d most rather live in the netherlands or possibly denmark, although it’d probably make more sense for me to want to live in germany or finland because i don’t speak dutch or danish lmao. regardless though getting permanent residence in denmark or finland is practically a hopeless goal for a majority of people, so they’re basically out of the question

i can get slovak, maybe german citizenship based on descent (i’m in the process of getting the stuff i need from the slovak government to apply for citizenship but they really take their sweet time) and i’m mostly a software guy so it’d probably make the most sense to move to one of those, however the netherlands probably holds way better opportunities for me

for most people getting into another country (especially europe) is out of the question though, you either have to have extremely marketable work experience (like 3-5 years as an engineer or developer) or you have to happen to qualify for citizenship by descent and have the birth/marriage/death/citizenship/residence documents for it (e.g. anyone who had italian citizenship since 1860, anyone who lived in an area controlled by hungary ever since hungary existed, anyone who was polish 1920 or later, anyone who was czechoslovak or german for the past century, an irish grandfather)

therebedragons,

Yea citizenship would be a rough go in some places. Hopefully my work experience at least gets me in and see how it goes from there.

_number8_, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

is there a ralph’s around here?

Karmanj,

Ralph’s, like Ralph’s BBQ here.

ILikeBoobies, (edited ) in Have mercy on our souls

I get the gist of what you are saying but gingerly I will inform you that my giraffe giblets are cold

Sorry, that was just gibberish

Nice_Melt_Pleb,

How does one jet something?

ChemicalPilgrim,

Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

ILikeBoobies,

Applet without the t is obviously pronounced apple

ChemicalPilgrim,

English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

MisterD,

This is how you prove a point, boys and jirls.

Shieldtoad, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

Mr_Blott, in I am a surgeon!

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

Squorlple,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

Sunfoil,

Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

Mr_Blott,

Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face

Mr_Blott,

Thank you

King of Britain is ok too tho

Evia,
@Evia@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, we don’t really use Britain. UK is more inclusive

optissima,

So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they’re conquered by a foreign parasite.

Mr_Blott,

Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?

optissima,

Yeah it’s England

Mr_Blott,

Are you suggesting Scotland isn’t a joke? Because I have a Glenrothes to tell you about

Mr_Blott,

You say “we” but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you

Evia,
@Evia@lemmy.world avatar

Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it’s a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn’t exist

d00ery, (edited )

If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn’t UK be inclusive of NI?

As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

Ahh, on rereading perhaps you’re talking about NI people who don’t want to be part of the UK!

GrammatonCleric, in Racismed
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t stop thinking about the guy that replies to every one of his posts, asking to have lunch with him and give him a job.

Dude’s been doing that shit for years.

Anticorp,

It’s probably a bot.

JCreazy, in I'm tired, Boss

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo… As soon as society opinion is ready.

LoamImprovement,

For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.

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