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spiderjuzce, in They aren't fooling around

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Then you will just be assimilated

Maultasche,

Can I resist?

Franzia, in im not anti-science im pro diversity of ideas

I’m not. I think we need less ideas. Thinking makes me sad. Why do I need to innovate or change anything? Because capital wants it done? I was probably happier with a motorola razr than my android phone.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

holy crap are you being sincere? ‘thinking makes me sad’??

tias, in They aren't fooling around

I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn’t find any soil.

aksdb,

They soiled themselves.

saltnotsugar, in ah crap

CMD window pops up and closes.

xusontha, in How about that?

BBBBBBUT FOX NEWS SAID THE TRANS DRAG QUEEN COMMUNISTS WERE GOING TO EAT MY KID’S BALLS OFF?!?

this does not fit with my world view so I must ignore it

/s

db2, in How about that?
Isoprenoid, in I was the hipster of Meghan hate

You hate her so much that you make a post about her?

Bro, she be living rent free in your head.

Mothra, in How about that?
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Am I the only one out of the loop? I don’t recognise anybody in this picture, and I don’t know what happened. All I can see is some guy waving a hand in front of someone with a very nice cleavage.

MaxPower,

If you do not know who she is – do yourself a favor and do not research it. Unless you are a voter in her district or you are a US citizen, then by all means, do it and make her go away.

Todesschnitzel, in They aren't fooling around

Never let your potato-pc run after midnight. Or this will happen.

GenderIsOpSec, in sToP pOsTiNg pOliTicAl mEmEs!!!

lemmitor :“Everything I don’t like is political. If it’s something I like, then it’s not political, but just common sense and has been that way since the dawn of time.”

jackpot, in sToP pOsTiNg pOliTicAl mEmEs!!!
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

im not even a conservative but someone post hardcore conservative memes to show the communists why non-stop spamming their ideology is annoying

edit: the responses prove my point

Piers,

Lemmy.ml is fundamentally a communist community. Leave it and join somewhere like Lemmy.world if you want to be part of a community that doesn’t have a political agenda. This energy you are expanding complaining that a social network isn’t meeting your expectations could be more productively spent just checking which ones do and which ones don’t. You might as well be complaining about all the Star Trek memes on the Star Trek Lemmy instance.

TrismegistusMx,

Lemmy.world is not apolitical. They’re zionists. I submit for proof, the post that resulted in my site wide ban:

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/5b06f073-5a3f-4398-9f45-7e90017d0eca.webp

Piers,

I think you’re the guy I saw over there rambling on about an unfair moderation action then someone pulled the moderation log and it was for saying something like “you can turn any Jew into a Nazi by giving them some land.”

TrismegistusMx,

I guess you’re the guy who pulls words out of context and tweaks them to fit their agenda. My shtick is cuter because it’s based on how nationalism actually works. You realize that the whole reason Jews make an easy scapegoat is that they weren’t tied to land, right? That was the biggest reason Nazis wanted them culled. Turns out, Israel proved them right. You tie a religion to some land and it’s easy to pervert a faith into fascism.

Empricorn, in Shots fired.

Ignoring the obvious joke, she doesn’t display any of Jesus’s qualities. Is she gentle, caring, and compassionate? Does she humbly serve the poor and the disadvantaged? Does she forgive her enemies and bless those who oppose her? Does she sacrifice for the benefit of others!?

I’m a Christian and while I don’t know for certain, I believe God knows the heart. But I don’t expect to see her in Heaven…

TimeSquirrel, in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Microsoft. They've been itching to go to a fully cloud-dependent subscription-only model for Windows for a while now.

ininewcrow, in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Short term gains … and gain them as fast as possible … because the end is coming near and everything is going to be over soon.

ButtholeSpiders,

While depressing, it makes sense, seeing as this market model isn’t sustainable in the long term, let alone short term.

JokeDeity, in he's single now

What’s everyone hate him for? Seems like a decent guy.

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