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RIP_Cheems, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
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In the mighty words of Danny devito, “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

BonesOfTheMoon,

Trash man!

djasee, in Yeah, well...

this is what taking a philosophy class as a Marxist feels like lol

OurToothbrush,

Right?

clearleaf, in So true

Are these transcriptions auto generated or are they hand written every time? It’s funny seeing such dry and academic descriptions of goofy images.

ChonkyOwlbear, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

curiousaur,

Some pies are calzones.

ChonkyOwlbear,

Calzones are in the hand pie family along with Cornish pasties and empanadas

curiousaur,

I didn’t see those ones on the chart.

NigelFrobisher, in is a hot dog a sandwich

A Big Mac is a cake.

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Or a club

chocosoldier,

I came in here to say this

EmperorHenry,
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any burger with more than one pattie is a meat cake. There are meat based pies, so of course there can be meat based cakes too.

theneverfox, in is a hot dog a sandwich
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Wouldn’t a stuffed crust be sushi? It’s a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

sukhmel, in is a hot dog a sandwich

The Structure purist is strong with this one

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited ) in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building
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Unless you own the building, you are not obligated to take care of this, the landlord is.

If they aren’t doing that, report them to the city.

Good looking out for your neighbors, but don’t let your landlord neglect shit.

Edit:

In the United States, the Americans with Disabilities act requires landlords to provide their tenants with a habitable place to live (because that’s what they’re paying for).

Additionally, if anyone slips and falls on a property, the owner is legally liable. Those are facts: It doesn’t matter how you feel about them, they are what they are.

Downvoting the person informing you won’t change anything.

Downvote away if it makes you feel better, but if you’re a landlord, maintain your fucking property and take care of your people! Don’t be a piece of shit slumlord.

aeharding,
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Mowing and shoveling is standard lease stuff where I live.

(But not things like clearing gutters or worrying about ice dams)

RubberElectrons,
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Really? Can I ask where that is, because that sounds crazy.

aeharding,
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Madison Wisconsin USA

RubberElectrons, (edited )
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I guess every area has it’s own weirdness… in my part of California, we have to provide our own refrigerators for our rentals! What!

Liz,

That’s gotta be a local thing. I have a hard time seeing landlord snow removal making it into federal law (assuming you’re American).

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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If a disabled person lives there, then (in the US) landlords are legally obligated to provide the disabled renter with a habitable living space under the Americans with Disabilities act, which is federal.

It’s also worth pointing out, that anywhere in the US, if a person slips and falls on your property you (but mostly your insurance company probably) are responsible. So the landlord is open to additional liability there even if there are no local laws regarding snow removal simply because they are the owner of the property.

Liz,

Great point in that first paragraph. In the second paragraph, it’s my understanding that you can’t sue if there was no expectation of safety. If the path isn’t cleared in the slightest, then you’re not liable. I also know that in some areas the owner can just write into the lease “you guys have to clear the snow” and it becomes the tenant’s responsibility.

Anyway, fucking, clear your sidewalks people, be nice.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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You can sue for literally any reason you like in the US. Doesn’t guarantee success of course and you might even end up being liable for court costs in addition to your own lawyer (if you hire one) but even if the lawsuit fails, being sued is a pain in the ass to begin with so why even open up the opportunity? Just shovel the damn snow or hire someone to take care of it especially if you are renting to disabled people.

Slumlords will downvote but fuck those assholes.

SpermHowitzer, in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building

Please done just put salt down without shoveling. It makes piles of slushy salt that at best are a mess, but likely will re-freeze into an uneven hazard. It’s also really hard on dog’s paws. An able bodied guy should be able to use a shovel.

cantstopthesignal,

I use dog friendly salt.

dudinax, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe

One guess who Plato thought would be the best ruler.

DragonTypeWyvern, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe

“You think slavery is immoral? Is it because you’re a beta cuck?”- Socrates

Ookami38, in is a hot dog a sandwich

A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

Squizzy,

Pizza being toast is acceptable to me

PP_BOY_, in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building
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You’re a good guy OP but someone in my city is being sued by their landlord specifically for doing what your post is about and supposedly ruining the pavement, so make sure to cover person #1 before others!

Custoslibera, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe

You’re wrong.

My opinion is better than yours.

Zoots, in Yeah, well...

Sounds like you were dealing with a troll

exocrinous,

Are you a member of that movement that’s trying to segregate the realities of the left and right by convincing people that everyone who disagrees with them or has a bad opinion is faking?

AVincentInSpace,

Did you read the post in the screenshot?

exocrinous,

Yes, it’s a person being exactly as unreasonable as the average person tends to be. You seem unwilling to admit that people can have bad opinions. So are you part of the partisan realists?

JasonDJ,

I’m sure a person can have a bad opinion. I’m simply amazed so many people have such a shit opinion.

We’re not talking about pineapple on pizzas. We’re talking about basic human decency.

pingveno,

I am pretty sure keeping pineapple off pizza is basic human decency.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

You seem unwilling to admit that people can have bad opinions.

You seem awfully hasty to shove words in my mouth based on absolutely nothing.

Also, if you think that the average person is as unreasonable as the person in the screenshot, I am begging you to go outside.

exocrinous,

The average person knows that oil is making the world uninhabitable and still drives a car. In fact, when I go outside like you’re suggesting, there’s no more nature, I only see cars and infrastructure built for cars. So yes, the average person is this unreasonable, and going outside won’t convince me otherwise.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

I agree that those are problems, and I agree that we need to invest more in public transportation, but the fact that public transportation in its current state sucks is not something I can immediately do anything about beyond voting and opting for jobs that don’t require me to physically commute. If I want to go to a friend’s house, or to a grocery store that’s too far for me to walk, I still have no choice but to drive.

I still don’t see what this has to do with me or the person you originally replied to (we’re two different people) trying to convince anyone that anyone who disagrees with them is a troll.

exocrinous,

Well, you think the person described in the story is a troll because nobody is that unreasonable, right? You’re wrong. People really are that unreasonable. Not everyone whose words are incompatible with their actions is faking to try and trick you. Most people, like you, have some kind of made up excuse why it’s okay for them to act contrary to their own beliefs. Like the state of public transport. I’m sure the person in the story has an excuse just like yours.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

No one is so totally oblivious that they refuse to change their mind about whether or not minds can be changed in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary. For that matter most people do not completely discount evidence that disagrees with their viewpoint.

I strongly disagree with your claim that anyone who tells you not to talk to someone who refuses to change their mind in the face of ample evidence is probably a troll, and that even if they’re not, they’re not worth talking to, is part of the shadow government trying to drive the left and the right apart.

For that matter I really don’t know how anyone can seriously argue for political unity now that Trump is quoting Mussolini.

exocrinous,

The original argument was about whether people change their minds in the face of evidence. The evidence says people don’t change their minds in the face of evidence. The person you’re saying is a troll refused to change their mind in the face of evidence. You think they should have changed their mind in the face of evidence, because you believe that people don’t change their minds in the face of evidence. Correct?

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

I agree that most people would not change their minds in the heat of an emotional argument. I also believe that despite this it is the duty of every citizen with a brain to change their minds when presented with new evidence. I also believe that no one could miss the irony in the original post unless they were doing so intentionally.

Anyway, you were talking about driving the left and the right apart.

exocrinous,

Partisan realists don’t want to have more disagreements with people who have different politics, they want to pretend there are no disagreements and that people with different politics don’t exist. They call anyone they disagree with a troll who’s just lying that they disagree

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Okay. I’m not yet fully convinced of the existence of such people, but I can all but guarantee there aren’t any in this thread. There’s a big difference between that and saying you should stop arguing with someone who clearly isn’t interested in what you have to say.

Also, no one said trolls were lying about what they believed. Many trolls like to hide behind “I’m joking” as an excuse for believing things that are not acceptable to believe in modern society.

exocrinous,

It’s the definition of a troll. Being disingenuous in order to upset others. If that’s not what you mean, don’t call someone a troll.

I do believe trolls exist, and in my opinion the world’s greatest troll is Ken M, who makes fun of people that were going to get upset anyway, and who never punches down. But I would rather use Hanlon’s razor in most situations.

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