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grue, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

Nah, check out:

  1. !fuckcars
  2. !fire

See also this motivational blog post that happens to lie at the intersection of the two.

TL;DR: change your lifestyle to (among other things) not need a car, then use the savings to retire early.

The_Eminent_Bon, in Add-on: same password, same identity.

So your password is cardboard fort?

KnowledgeableNip,

hunter2

remotedev,

It’s just *******

kernelle,

Wow crazy how lemmy hides your password automatically: **************

Shinhoshi,
@Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I installed the unredact addon, looks like your password is CardboardFort??

Nice try, making it safer with two question marks

kernelle,

Foiled again!

MrVilliam,

That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination password on my luggage account!

EmperorHenry, in Sure it is
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I would put a pirate flag in my window.

Random_German_Name,

The Sowiet Guy is gonna call you a traitor and anarchild

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

🎶DO WHAT YOU WANT🎶

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

…'cause a pirate is free! Yarr harr fiddle dee dee

Bene7rddso,

Or a Taliban flag

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Pirates are cooler.

Bene7rddso,

yes, but Taliban have more tensions with everyone else living here

JizzmasterD, in Doesn't really matter, I get rekt either way.

Men

Vej, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

What is that meme from?

getoffthedrugsdude,

Great Teacher Onizuka

mapleseedfall,

One of the best manga of all time

Vej,

Much appreciated

Selmafudd, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

30 would be nice, it’s more like 50

MrVilliam,

Lol, joke’s on you! With these meager wages, paltry living conditions, and body-destroying hours and tasks, I probably won’t even survive 30 years of this! You don’t have to save or invest for retirement if you expect to be dead before then 🫠

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Man, it seems if Putin dies(or goes to prosin) and Russia will say “free visas and transport to get here”, it will get tons of cheap qualified labour.

Mothra, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Nah, listen, things can change. This may become a public transport commute, a walk, or you may not even go at all if you work from home. But what really sucks is when you are unemployed, and yes I speak from experience on all of these examples

radioactiveradio,

I’ve been unemployed for two week and it doesn’t suck. I can do what I want when I want. What really sucks is eventually being broke after running out of money.

Mo5560,

I assume different people have different needs, but I feel so much more content with life when I get up early and drive my bike to work/Uni. Having some structure forced onto me is just way easier than living from day to day. But I have also struggled with depression in the past, I may require it more than others do.

tocopherol,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

People that really enjoy being unemployed might have only had jobs that didn’t feel fulfilling or were degrading, annoying or whatever. I used to feel great without work, between jobs because I worked shitty places. Now I have a job doing more useful work with a better environment and it feels nice to be there.

I agree with the depression also, it’s easy for me to procrastinate and be unproductive and live more slovenly, but when I am working more it does force me into a bit better of a routine.

UnculturedSwine,

Maybe it’s because I lucked into a career that I can be content in but I would rather be employed than unemployed even if I was able to sustain myself through my unemployment. I’m happier if I have a job from which I can derive a sense of purpose and duty. If I was a multimillionaire, I would probably either volunteer or still be working.

radioactiveradio,

Well, working for someone else and working for yourself is different i guess. Drawing cool characters and manga for myself than working for some company making garbage for social media. I don’t consider that 'work 'cuz I love it and have fun. It’s more of a playtime for me. I’m just saying I’d rather be doing that than making ads or editing corporate videos with that jarring background music all day.

UnculturedSwine,

I literally work in tech configuring and troubleshooting servers all day. I wouldn’t really call it fun but it is fulfilling.

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I bet you’ve been doing it less than 5 years? Give it time, you’ll see past the fulfilling part eventually.

UnculturedSwine,

I’ve been doing it for 12…

freebee,

It’s fun for the first few months. Catch up on games movies etc. Gets boring after a few months, most people need goals in life and find it hard to set them for themselves…

radioactiveradio,

And what goals would I be getting done making advertisements to feed on people’s time? I felt like a zombie when I was working. I do understand that if you get a job you really love doing and don’t feel like what you’re putting in your time in isn’t pointless. But that kind of job is very hard to find, and you definitely can set goals for yourself. Opensource projects are a good example of that. Mangas, indie games, etc. You just need enough drugs to make it work.

freebee,

It’s not impossible, but it can be hard. A job offers some obligated (often real life) social interaction. Might be annoying sometimes, but none at all isn’t healthy either. Many people really aren’t capable of setting goals for themselves, having their own business or networks etc. Most jobs offer more than money to an employee, the employee might not realise it themselves.

Zink,

“You just need enough drugs to make it work”

You figured out the name of my memoir!

Zink,

I’ve had two multi-month stretches of unemployment since the start of covid, and before that I was employed for 15+ years straight.

The “not working” part never got old. I am a chill person and a homebody so it was wonderful sometimes.

The part about not earning money, yeah that sucked. Living below our means for years made sure that the financial side wasn’t life-shattering, but it was still a huge hit.

SobelOperator,
@SobelOperator@reddthat.com avatar

True. Most of us are just working to buy our financial independence. Having my own business is even more challenging.

I’ve been trying for more than a decade and still poor (doing better than before but still poor), but that’s still the plan for me.

flames5123,

Yeah I like my public transit commute with walk. Gives me a good 10 minute meditation time in the morning. Sure, I’d prefer to not have to go in, but it’s nice that it’s free for me to do that since the company has the unlimited pass.

Dave, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

When you get the paycheck you’ll feel like it was all worth it.

(until rent is due and there’s nothing left)

SternburgExport,

That depends on your paycheck

30p87,

It’s much better than going to school every day from 7:45 am to 7 pm and maybe even paying for it. Also school consists of more than half a dozen different subjects, of which you probably don’t even like half (PE, Art, German (native language), Social studies), and others are annoying to be relevant for your grades and therefore your life, such as Biology and Chemistry. Just Maths, Physics, English and History are somewhat good, because they’re easy and enjoyable (controversial take with Maths in there, ik).

Iliveonsaturdays,

I never went to school from 7 to 19. Where do you go to school?

30p87,

In germany, though it’s a private school so public school times are probably a bit more relaxed.
For lower grades it’s from 8:30 am to 4pm fixed, but higher grades have individual timetables per person, with lessons starting from 7:45 am and some ending at 5 pm. Usually there’s time in between, but at some days not, like wednesday. Often, for 10-12/13th grade, there are also PE courses after school for 1 1/2 h or longer to mitigate a missing hour of PE per week. Also, it’s a school with a focus on sports (Basketball) and music, so many students have courses and activities there after 5 am.
Getting to school is easier for us 18 year olds, with cars and/or motorcycles, but lower grades need to use public transport, so for me it has been a way of over an hour to school, and even longer back if no one was able to pick me up from the train station to the village where I live.

In contrast, a 3 week internship in a bank located in a city over 100 km from where I lived required waking up at 8:50 am for the daily meeting and logging off from the citrix session at 4 pm.

Iliveonsaturdays,

But it’s not really comparable though, is it? I also happen to live in Germany. I work 8 hours, have to pay for my own 30 minute lunch break and have about 3 hours of transport a day, 1,5 hours each way, the days I go into the office. That makes a day of 11,5 hours only spend on work, not counting the hour getting ready before I leave, which I don’t really count as free time. There are no other breaks included in the day. I’m not saying that school isn’t hard, but when I went to e.g university I had a heck of a lot more time to explore my own interests than I do now. When I get home I have to make dinner for the family, empty the dishwasher, do the laundry etc. (and I share these talks with my partner) and I maybe have a good two hours of doing nothing before going to bed on weekdays. I would take school, with all the exams and what not, any day.

manual3204, in ah, yes
@manual3204@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Those numbers are the atomic numbers; they indicate how many protons an atom of that element contains.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Ah, thank you. Been a while since high school chemistry and I was too lazy to check just for a meme post 😅

Lemjukes, in low effort

This is some good shit

Lexam, in ah, yes
joyjoy, in "You see, Frank, now that I identify as a publicly traded company..."

Corporations aren’t people.

Vodik_VDK, (edited )

“That’s where you’re wrong, Deandra. Corporations are people, an’ they got a right to own property, votes, and elected officials as much as anybody else! So I say if Mac wants to dedicate himself to generating profit for his shareholders then that’s his right and I’m not gonna stand by while you try 'an take it from 'em!”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/62f4cb19-1c15-468b-a10b-be1f8127e0b8.jpeg

Vodik_VDK, (edited )

“In fact! [Opens wallet] Hey Mac, now that you’ve announced your IPA I think I’d like to get in on the action and invest a little, what do ya’ say? How many shares you got and what’s your ask?”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ee85d402-8b84-4452-a59d-eeaddd0ea62a.jpeg

los_chill,

“I built this company with these hands. Built it from the ground up…

It’s done? Oh. Good. Right. All right, that’s it. It’s over, you can all go.”

FoundTheVegan,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

They are however, somehow, still assholes.

jimmydoreisalefty, in Perfect thanks

A bit too cheesy for my taste, but gouda try!

ProcurementCat, in Sure Doesn't feel like one.

Not sure what this instances views on “advocating violence” are, so I’m trying to explain it as non-violently as I still can:

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/ad08a7e1-ae5e-4353-b79e-d82ff5c4cabf.jpeg

Americans want gun control. That’s not up for discussion. It’s an absurd majority.

However, as long as it is “only” school children and ordinary civilians dying, Republicans will not change their stance on gun control in the slightest. The people who are responsible to fix this are the only group that is not at any risk of getting shot. They are so absurdly protected that they will never be on the receiving end of a barrel, and therefore, do not care.

And to make matters worse, the Republicans dictating the supreme court, who will block anything that could possible address this problem, not only cannot be voted out, no, they literally have to die before they can be replaced.

The only people who could fix the gun murder issue are the ones not dying because of guns.

Holzkohlen,

Who or what are “flag people”?

ProcurementCat,

Maybe it’s a typo and they meant “crab people”?

HikingVet,

‘Flag people who are danger to self’ is an action.

They want those who are likely to commit suicide with a gun to be marked in the system for gun control.

Edit: Or they have ideas about this store The Flag People

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I dont think you are advocating for violence, but there was a shooting at a Congressional baseball game and it didnt push the Republicanw towards passing legislation to control guns at all. It is extremely disturbing how little of a fuck they give.

ProcurementCat,

Yeah I remember that. Yeah…same with the insurrection: they can only care for about an hour, then it back to business.

That’s kinda the comment that always gets me banned: as long as Republican politicians do not actually die themselves frequently, they will not change.

6daemonbag,

The one who was shot? Steve Scalise, the other Louisiana Speaker candidate. He didn’t change his stance at all

Daft_ish,

I think they went with, “See, it’s the democrats who are violent.”

It’s a cruel world, friends.

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

However, as long as it is “only” school children and ordinary civilians dying, Republicans will not change their stance on gun control in the slightest.

So, you’re saying we should start shooting unborn fetuses?

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hell and that’s a Fox “News” poll, so that would likely have their own flavor of bias trying to make it as much in their own favor as possible.

I don’t see this as advocating for violence, more as pointing out how a specific group of people only care about things that personally affect them so they currently don’t care about the issue.

Hell the NRA cared about gun control when the Black Panthers started advocating for buying guns back in the day. Why? Because they saw it as a personal threat to their well-being.

spader312,

I think the wording was production left confusing. But the facts are the facts

ProcurementCat,

Hell and that’s a Fox “News” poll

That’s why I instantly saved it to my phone. This picture has such a high value in “discussions” with gun freaks.

I’m working for a NATO countries’ military, am a frequent poster and avid follower of NonCredibleDefense, own weapons myself, know a lot about their inner workings and history, but even I am not even remotely as crazy as those people.

Then again, I do own several weapons but advocate that my government pass laws to take them away. Guess I’m kind of a paradoxical outlier in this matter.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I own several guns as well and I’m greatly in favor of better gun control laws. I’m a bit odd as well in that regard lol

Grayox, (edited )
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I used to be an avid gun owner till my father used one of his guns to take his life, he carried one his whole life to protect our family, and it ended up causing more harm than any mugger or home invader ever could imagine. If you ever have suicidal ideations please leave your firearms with a trusted comrade till you get help. I had ideations almost my whole adult life and thought i could resist them till the day I died, which was technically true, but not in the sense I thought. I pawned my guns, shortly after his death, and haven’t had those ideations since. The vast majority of gun deaths are self inflicted and get swept under the rug by families and the news.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I agree whole heartedly that if you have suicidal thoughts you shouldn’t own firearms. It’s a recipe for disaster if you do. And if you have those thoughts you should seek help. There’s people in your life who will miss you dearly when you’re gone, even if you don’t think so.

And I’m sorry for your loss, I know how hard it is when someone you care about commits suicide. I’ve known 4 people who have. Though none of them used firearms to do so I’ll never forget them.

Personally I’ll never own pistols as I’ve had too many bad experiences with pistols. The why is a bit of a doozy.

Trigger warning Child Abuse, Breaking and Entering, and Attempted Murder.On a number of occasions my dad held a pistol to my head screaming at me to tell him where his drugs that he had already done were. He did this a lot to my siblings and I before he finally got clean. I still refuse to speak with him as there’s just too much pain there. My siblings tell me he’s a lot different now, that he’s back to the way he was when they were young, but I’ve only ever known him as the abusive drug addict that he was. Him and some of my other relatives are why I own firearms really as a number of them have said that they “can’t wait to get the order to hunt people like me in the streets.” And one went to prison for kicking my door in to try. That was when that relative found out I was a gun owner. They didn’t get shot, we just patiently waited for the police to arrive while they sat in my entry way.

Truck_kun,

That their local representative was anti-gun control before this shooting affected his own local area, only proves your point more. That he changed his opinion is a good thing, but too little too late.

Very impressed that he publicly came out to accept responsibility for the Maine shooting with his previous opposition to gun control though, and is now advocating for it.

Unfortunately, it may take several shootings in all the representatives’ and senators’ home towns that are in opposition to actually flip them (even then, it wouldn’t change many of their minds, unless it actually personally affected them), and the country shouldn’t have to suffer that. It likely will literally take a constitutional amendment to prevent the supreme court from overturning any legislation enacted (or at least stripping it down to become fluff legislation with little meaning, or effect).

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

How mental health check is less popular, than abstract background check?

VerdantSporeSeasoning, (edited )

Mental health is a squishier standard. Let’s say I had depression and decided to talk to someone about it, get the help I needed to become mentally healthy again. Should that necessarily be penalized if I want to go buy a gun to go out to the range or hunting with my buddies? Should seeking help disqualify someone entirely? Does that prevent people from getting help they think they might need, stigmatizing an already stigmatized practice?

Meanwhile, if Dave down the hill has a record, he’s already shown he was willing to do an illegal thing, whether or not the record is fair. If he already has reports against him for domestic disturbances, that’s pretty cut and dry violent behavior that ought not be allowed to intensify.

I’m not saying mental checks aren’t a good idea or aren’t worth it. I’m saying that they’re a harder sell because a) they take more nuance to formulate well and b) the propaganda machine will have an easier time telling people how those checks are overreach.

Granixo, in ah, yes
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

Would someone explain me why is “K” the abbreviation of Potassium?

Zoot,

Because Special K is chock full of potassium!

ethd,

Wikipedia is giving me this:

“Potassium is the chemical element with the symbol K (from Neo-Latin kalium)”

CausticFlames,

Same reason Lead is “Pb” - from the latin name.

Zoot,

No, its simply because PB lead me to the jelly!

Taako_Tuesday,

Copper gold and silver too

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

As someone who speaks a language in which potassium is “kalium”, I want to know how the hell English ended up with potassium

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