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corsicanguppy, in Every time

I love how both FB messenger and Google talk/chat/whatever were compatible for 3 months, thanks to a fucking standard, before they both “improved somewhat” to be incompatible.

UnverifiedAPK,

All hail XMPP!

RuikkaaPrus, in Columbine vibes
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Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

ReakDuck, (edited )

He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.

RuikkaaPrus,
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter

But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess

Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases

Mrderisant,

No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy

Randomocity,

Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn’t work he was forced to buy it anyway.

SplashJackson, in Dog

Nardo is a very good dog impersonator… I am impressed

Aarrodri,

He is a good… impressonator…

funkless_eck, in Minmaxxing

this is also true in real life.

Socsa, in Minmaxxing

Then in the next one they force you into a cishet sob story about your kid.

Kusimulkku,

How do you know they’re cis

bigboig,

no trans perk 😔

Kusimulkku,

No cis perk either I guess

bigboig, (edited )

🤔 agender sole survivor

RuikkaaPrus, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

These formats are overrated. MM/YYYY/DD is clearly better.

SplashJackson, in Terms of Service

Doesn’t sound very nice

UnverifiedAPK, in Always wondered how they feel

Fuck you OP for that title, I can’t unsee it.

root_beer, in Father. I hunger

Maybe reach for an orange instead of cheese then?

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

What do you mean? Cheese is orange.

PapaStevesy,

That’s gotta be some sour-ass cheese if you’re gonna use it to help scurvy.

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

am cheese ._.

DeepGradientAscent, (edited ) in Fascism Everywhere
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Wait… Ukraine?

Where they not invaded first? How are they fascists? Downvote me first but how is former-comedian-Jon-Stewart-of-Ukraine a fascist, but Putin, Xi, Erdogan, Kim Jong-Un, and every other I’m-the-leader-forever dude not?

Garbage-ass post.

Edit: Ooooooooooh, this is lemmygrad. LMAO 🤣

Bitch-made tankie invertebrate shit-heels can’t throw their Molotov sippy-cups the 2 meters it takes to socially distance, let alone make a coherent post.

Y’all mad? Whatcha’ll gonna do? Burn your Zangief tighty-whities in protest? Bakhmut was totally worth it btw BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

Kick rocks and catch some drone grenades, you totally cool people.

Knightfox, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

But Is he a good boss and is he a good person?

Custoslibera,

Perfectly tolerable as both in my view.

This just isn’t one of their strengths.

BeardedSingleMalt, in Hits close to home

Reminds me of when Circuit City was finally going out of business and they were having a liquidation sale. There were some TVs I was looking at and they were regularly priced at like $800. They had STACKS of those TVs they couldn't move.

Then CC was going out of business and was going through liquidation. The same TVs were being advertised as MSRP $1,299 but 25% liquidation pricing and people were buying 2 at a time.

DTFpanda,

So we’re to blame

LordKitsuna, (edited )

It’s called the JCPenney effect, because at one point JCPenney attempted to get rid of all the bullshit sales and only list the real actual price. It almost bankrupted them, because instead of buying jeans from them for $20 people would go to the store next door that had literally the exact same jeans for $40 but with a sign that said that they were 40% off

This is a case where it is 100% the fault of the consumers, because we are retarded and fall for this bullshit every single time

Thcdenton, in Phew!

One of the best feelings ever is canceling plans. On par with taking an epic dump.

Buttons, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...
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Boss says “make logical decisions”. Insights like this are why they pay him the big bucks. Not just anybody can come up with such insights. (/s)

Annoyed_Crabby, in Phew!

Look ma, no plans!

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