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LillyPip, in Terms of Service

Fifteen million merits.

erogenouswarzone, in So you're saying there's a chance?
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Data analyst here. It really do be like that. You can use stats to prove anything.

Yfw they say data doesn’t lie. Looool

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

It really do be like that

Or it don’t. I give it a 79.3% chance

bdonvr,

Am not a statistician, but my understanding is predicting single events are pretty hard.

Predicting the percentage outcomes of a lot of events? That can be done.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

If you’re really interested…

Let’s say you want to know how an ad has affected your sales since it was released 3 months ago.

You could put every single sale as a dot on a graph, but it probably wouldn’t mean anything. Even if it showed the dots gradually getting higher on the chart. Was that caused by the ad or does it happen every year at the se time? What other factors could have caused this.

So I’ll pause right there and say you will never know. You will never know all the forces that affect trends. You can get relatively close, but not. Does weather affect your sales? Delivery time? Internet sentiment?

So that’s not very scientific, right? You need to know and control all variables to test an outcome.

Anyway, so you have a graph with dots and it may or may not mean anything. You think, ok what was last year’s sales during these same 3 months?

So you get last year’s data and plot the sales as dots in a different color. Now you have a graph with a ton of dots of two colors, and best case scenario: the dots for this year are higher than last year.

Is it responsible to stop there? If it were me, and my money, I’d want to make sure. So then you’d compare data from two years ago. Now you have a chart with three colors of dots.

Again, best case, this year is higher than that year too. However, as always is the case, the dots are getting difficult to understand, especially for people that don’t know anything about data. You need to make things simple to digest.

So you say “I’ll make an average of each month” and that will show how the averages are getting bigger, compared to previous years. Great!

So you average all the dots by month and plot them on a graph, and it looks great. But there are a few months that don’t prove what you saw in the raw data. For instance, one month, two years ago, you landed a big contract and sold an astronomical number of units. So that month is the biggest one of all.

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Ok, no problem, you’ll just remove those two data points, because they are skewing the day. Again, this is best case. Most of the time you will not be sure if these data points are errors in the data or Genuine sales. But anyway…

Luckily there is a method for removing “outliers” it’s called standard deviation, and it’s basically an equation that figures out what is an acceptable outlier and what isn’t.

Again, I’ll pause here to point out how unscientific this is. You are removing data because it doesn’t follow the trend you want to show. And this is a perfectly acceptable practice in data analytics. And I’ll point out something else, what was the affect of those contracts on your normal business sales? Did you make relatively less sales because of it? Is it responsible to completely remove those sales? Is it ethical?

And this is all very minor stuff in analytics. The more detailed the question, the more the data is “cleansed” by equations that get progressively more complicated - the more ethically vague the data is.

DarkenLM,

The data doesn't lie. But the analyst that studied the data does.

I swear statistics was one of, if not the most confusing class I ever took.

ieightpi, in Me when someone asks why I use lube

Seriously he’s one of my favorite YouTubers

Aeonx21,

Got turned on to his channel about a month ago, been watching non stop

ieightpi,

His vinyl record episode was great. As an audiophile I truly appreciated learning how it works.

DillyDaily,

I’ve got a playlist of all the videos I’ve already seen and I play it for background noise when I’m doing a task that I don’t want silence for but also don’t want music. Something about the pacing and cadence of his videos is strangely relaxing.

I’m far from the target audience, I never thought I’d be interested in learning the difference between DVD+R and DVD-R, but he had me and my history loving arse with gas lamps, and I got hooked.

Chariotwheel, in I live on the edge

I am calling the police

addie, in Minmaxxing
@addie@feddit.uk avatar

Hey! Perks that actually (a) trigger when intended, and aren’t bugged out (b) do something actually useful - are quite unusual in Fallout; there’s plenty of them that are just a trap for the unwary to waste their slots on.

I’d also nominate the ‘lady killer / cherchez la femme’ perk as being one of those traps; the vast majority of the enemies you have to kill are male, and certainly all the ones who are difficult. It gives a few interesting dialogue options, but there’s more effective perk choices.

threegnomes,

im never gonna not choose wild wasteland

MutilationWave,

Likewise but bloody mess

Klear,

The game’s not so hard you’d need to sacrifice some interesting dialogue to get a more optimal build unless you really suck.

don, in I live on the edge

This is why god created nuclear bombs

Dave, in Terms of Service
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

When Google advertises that if you raise your hand in real life then Google Meet will mark you as having your hand raised, this reality just got a little bit closer.

Debs, in Me when someone asks why I use lube

This one came back up in my algorithm too!

cro_magnon_gilf, in Like sticking your head in a Tupperware bowl

Mmm artificial estrogen 😋 🥰

DmMacniel, in I live on the edge

Too bad that it’s Nestlé :(

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Why did chocolate ever need to involve child slavery. Fuckin Nestle man, fuck you

deaf_fish,

Why, Profit of course.

jaybone,

If you think this started with chocolate, I’ve got some bad news for you.

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

At least it’s not like there was no child slavery and then we found cocoa beans and went, "you know what this could use…*

InputZero,

Because the chocolate industry like many others could not grow without child and slave labour. And because the big industry players we have now built their empires on the backs of the easily exploitable they can’t stop doing it without losing wayyyy more than they’re comfortable with.

Obi, in Dog
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

This is so bottom of the barrel humour but I audibly giggled.

mrchuckles,

i would rather be the worst best than the best worst

UltraMagnus0001,

I was annoyingly showing my family at the Thanksgiving table laughing uncontrollably.

cro_magnon_gilf, in Minmaxxing

Bethesda also released a game where you get minus to intelligence, willpower and personality for being a black man.

But they were better at stabbing people

_danny,

What game is this? It sounds so messed up.

TheOgreChef,

I don’t know if it’s the same stat buffs/debuffs across all the Elder Scrolls games, but the one OP was likely talking about was the Redguard race in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (stat sheet here). And yes, it was pretty messed up.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Oh, it gets better.

They’re not the same species as the Nordic humans.

Siegfried, (edited )

The “whites” in this game are the imperial, nordic have the same debuffs in willpower and intelligence.

Edit, with the exceptions of nordic women…

For some reason the race distinction doesn’t bother me as much as the gender one. What the fuck

cro_magnon_gilf,

Yeah the sex ones are more odd… When you chose race and sex I think they don’ give you the stats at all, they just mention in text what a race is better at. They don’t mention there being gender differences or those differences differing between races at all.

I feel a bit cheated tbh

AccountMaker,

Redguards are from Yokuda, Nords are from Atmora, Imperials come from the Nedes and Bretons are a Nede/Aldmer mix. Each human race has a distinct origin, what’s controversial about that? They’re ‘human’ in the sense that they’re not Mer or Beastfolk.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Idk bro, you think that, maybe, in a creationist setting, that means the “races” don’t have a common ancestor?

Gabu,

My brother, read the fucking lore. Atmorans (Nords) are the fallen gods who followed Shor. Elves are the fallen gods who followed Auri-El. Redguards come from a different Kalpa (rebirth cycle).

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Aka

Are a different species

Dumbass

But I’ll give Bethesda credit, as others have noted the Nords have basically the same stats, so it’s more a bad look/Romabooism than a white supremacy thing.

Gabu,

Aka Are a different species

A.K.A. a different race, as per Tolkienian storytelling and myth-building

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’m not going to argue the semantics of racism and their historical contexts in regards to human speciation with a gamer in “Suck Off Bethesda And Admit No Flaws” mode.

Gabu,

Take it up with Tolkien and the entire genre he spawned, buddy.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I was wondering how much of a clown you’d have to be to compare the two settings for this discussion, is it a professional thing for you or are you a hobbyist?

Gabu,

They don’t come from the same gods because they’re from a different Kalpa. Stop trying to create drama.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Thanks for admitting I’m right

Gabu,

Are you dumb?

DragonTypeWyvern,

No u

AccountMaker,

But Nords have identical buffs/debuffs according to that sheet.

barsoap,

The males, yes. Redguard women are subbier, more dazzling, and have more stamina than Nord women. Good base race for a skill over brawn fighter, see Syrio Forel, no points wasted on pointless magic capabilities. Also fun side observation: Female orcs are just as strong as the males but smarter and have, singular among all races, less charisma than the males. Also the lowest overall.

You kinda have to try hard to be offended by the thing. I guess though the differences between human races shouldn’t be as pronounced (modulo Bretons with all their Aldmer blood) but I guess every race needs its 50 stat. Oh and imperials being the smarmy ones makes sense.

notonReddit,

Seems accurate enough

DigitalPaperTrail, (edited )

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  • Omega_Haxors,

    Reminds me of an old flipnote animation

    “I got pokemon black!”

    “I got pokemon white!”

    “RAAAAAAAACISMM—!”

    Kusimulkku,

    That seems a bit of a reach

    DigitalPaperTrail,

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  • Kusimulkku,

    I think you’re confused. I understood what you mean, I just think it’s a reach.

    lseif,

    lore accurate

    /s ←←←

    dangblingus,

    Why write it if you’re being sarcastic? It wasn’t funny.

    lseif,

    why write any joke? why did you write this reply?

    Gabu,

    Why are you lying? Bretons, Imperials and High Elves get a plus to magic abilities (Int, Wil), as befitting their lore of magic casters. Nords and Redguards get a plus to fighting abilities, as befitting their warrior origins.

    dangblingus,

    What elder scrolls race were you thinking they were talking about?

    Gabu, (edited )

    The only non-elven race with darker skin are the Redguards, so there`s literally no other option.

    ArmoredThirteen,

    There is more than one Elder Scrolls game… Morrowind has base attributes of 40 with different races having higher and lower values from base. Redguard in Morrowind have lower int and will than average, and compared to women male Redguard also have lower personality but higher strength.

    kadu, in Terms of Service
    @kadu@lemmy.world avatar

    YouTube didn’t “kill the competition”. They never had to.

    All YouTube competitors very quickly faced the issues relating to ingesting, storing and moderating video. The scalability is a nightmare.

    vithigar,

    You’re completely correct, but I want to explore it a bit more.

    It’s not like YouTube didn’t also need to do these things, but they had the advantage of being more or less the first to even try, therefore had the fairly substantial benefit of being able to grow gradually as their traffic volume increased from the late 00s into the early 10s.

    Any YouTube competitor entering the scene needed to hit the ground running and didn’t have the luxury of being able to gradually scale up. They need to match YouTube immediately, or be considered an inferior platform.

    YouTube was first, and everyone else needed to play catch-up with a headwind.

    someguy3,

    Well YouTube didn’t kill the competition, but Google did. When they bought YouTube because it took off and Google videos didn’t.

    KingThrillgore, in Excuse me, sir
    @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

    Cheddar cheese 2

    Random_user, in Excuse me, sir

    Comedy homicide

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