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solidsnake2085, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

Military be like 23/NOV/2023

Norgur, in I live on the edge

I recently had a Knoppers at 09:15. I'm a rebel!

don,

fuckin blockin u rite now u terrerist

Norgur,

Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time based oppression!

don,

fukkin figures u ppl would cry about chronological reeducation we dont need ur kind in this subdimension

Norgur,

We will not stop until half past nine defenders like yourself finally see the errors in their ways! Bites into Knoppers at 02:49am

don,

Hmmm. I may have you lot wrong, now that I think about it.

Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time-based oppression!

Holzkohlen,

That’s nothing. I drank beer at 15:45 once!

cows_are_underrated,

Kein Bier vor vier bezieht sich auf das Alter, nicht auf die Uhrzeit.

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Anzeige ist raus.

MfG Anwalt

HiddenLayer5, in Core Values
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar
DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

It’s hard not to get really Malthusian really fast when looking at chinless chucklefucks like this.

rbn, in I live on the edge

Well technically it’s 11:59 hours after eight, so you’re disqualified.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Which is why you can never feed a Mogwai.

little_hermit, in Black Friday

You’ve discovered the secret sauce of marketing.

Dirk, in Terms of Service
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Forget YouTube.

Sony owns a patent for a system/concept that needs you to audibly name the company/product the advertisement is for to continue at the end of the advertisement.

fortune.com/…/sony-patent-is-hilarious-terrifying…

can,

On the bright side they haven’t used it and now no one else can.

XEAL,

Verification cans are coming

BudgetBandit,

With that power comes great responsibility. If they implement it, they are evil. If they don’t use it but have fees so high that others can not use it without going bankrupt, they are less evil.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Well I suppose AI generated speech will come in handy

Deconceptualist, (edited )

Yeah for sure, except the one I set up won’t seem to pass verification because every answer might happen to sound exactly like “fuck you” (to Sony) 100,000 times in a row.

don,

In the center of the pizza, the toppings appear to make a sad face, as if the person who drew the artwork for the patent felt bad about drawing artwork for such a shitty patent idea.

can,
don,

LMAO

AnarchistArtificer, (edited )

See, this is the kind of content I love to see deep in comment chains

Edit: though I think you’re only one level down from the top - usually I have to go digging farther for gold like this

ndsvw,
@ndsvw@feddit.de avatar

wtf

Zerush, (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Without paywall, AI also has good things

www.smry.ai/proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffortune.com%2…

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

There is no paywall, but thanks.

Linkerbaan, in Core Values
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Dunking on an anonimized FB post with 0 likes that seemingly no conservative seems to agree with

This is like punching the dummy in Varrock order to get level 8 debating

Ragdoll_X, in Minmaxxing
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t played the game but still know what you’re referring to because of Hbomberguy’s long-ass video essay on it lol

Omega_Haxors,

All you need to know about New Vegas is that it turns Boys into Men and Men into Women.

EnderMB, in Always wondered how they feel

My wife went to school with someone from a popular TV show a few years back, where she’d be in sex scenes fairly frequently (from what I hear, I watched a few episodes and hated it). She had a long-term boyfriend at the time, and it didn’t take long for him to not be cool with it.

She also went to school with a musician that had a stab at a solo career. She had some raunchy scenes in a music vid, and that quickly led to her breaking up with her boyfriend.

Those are my only two frames of reference, but I imagine it’s quite hard to deal with emotionally, even if you know it meant nothing and is just a part of the job.

Sadrockman, in $1 grilled cheese
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Eat what you like,but if you want a “melt”, go to a restaurant. If you just want a grilled cheese(or toastie),go to the truck. Simple. And damn,why isn’t this a thing? I’d kill for a simple grilled cheese rn

neutron,

I would have loved this as a drunk college kid at 2 am.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Perfect drunk food. Greasy,gooey,and warm.

Kase, in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt

Oh god, I didn’t need to see this today. Last night I watched a woman (who was sitting quietly, not causing trouble) be tackled and handcuffed by a security guard inside the bus station. His reasoning was she’d been there too long. The asshole guard called the cops, and it just escalated from there. There’s more to the story, I’m just too angry still to get into more detail. Anyway, in the end, they took her in, and I can’t stop wondering where she is now.

Sorry for the wall of text, I just needed to get it off my chest. I only recently moved to the city from a small, quiet suburb, so I’d never seen this kind of thing firsthand before. It sucked. I wanted to say or do something, but I just stayed feet and watched, bc it seemed like anything I could do would only make the situation worse. It was the same kind of helplessness I used to feel growing up with an abusive parent.

After the cops left, everybody in the station just kind of stood there and shared a collective sick sigh at how wrong the whole thing was. I love my city to death, but I have to wonder, how do people cope with seeing things like this? What do you do with it?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Filming the encounter is always a good option. Sorry for triggering you with this post, that shit can be disturbing, Policing is seriously fucked and exists mainly to protect property owners, not regular citizens that are the most vulnerable

Kase,

Oh that’s a good suggestion, thanks! Please dw about the post, more than anything I’m just glad people are talking about it. Thank you for the kind reply :)

Oh, and I have a weird question. If one day I do have a video of a similar situation, what’s the best thing to do with it? Just post it online? I don’t have any social media except Lemmy (and youtube), but I guess it doesn’t matter if the point is just to get it out there.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

There are a few apps that will upload your video directly to the cloud so that if they take and destroy your device, or the original files, they can’t destroy the evidence. There are also ACLU apps to upload the video to their servers so they can have the original video, even if the Criminals On Patrol destroy your device, or coerce you into allowing them to delete the files.

That’s your first line of defence. Make certain that your devices are pattern or password locked. Do not use biometrics. The Criminals On Patrol don’t need a warrant to force you to open your phone, in the US, if you can unlock your phone with biometrics, I.E. your fingerprint, face, or any other lock that only requires you to be there to open. Patterns and passwords have to have a warrant, and you can still refuse even with a warrant under certain circumstances.

Second line of defence: always wear some sort of protective gear. This can range from multiple layers of silk or leather clothing, all the way to anti-stab or bulletproof vests. Remember the Criminals On Patrol have no vested interest in ensuring that law abiding civilians, (what they refer to as “potentially armed enemies”) can maintain any semblance of safety. Their only objective is to protect the property of the rich.

Third line of defence: COPs are not your friends, as you have already seen. They are nothing more than state backed armed thugs that will murder you as quickly as they will look at you. Shut the fuck up, and record. Don’t say anything to these thugs as it will only make it worse for you. If they attempt to arrest you, don’t resist, allow them to illegally detain, and rob you. This isn’t always enough to keep your life, so be careful and vigilant.

Edit: If you have the ability, carry a burner phone that has all these apps, exclusively when you can. Having only an unattached burner phone, and no ID really confuses these Thugs with badges.

Endorkend, in Terms of Service
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

The thing with Google isn't that they removed the "don't be evil" mantra they held for 2 decades.

It's that in the 5 years since officially removing that mantra, they've done their best to be the most cartoonishly evil they can be.

lugal,

You make it sound as if they started after they removed the mantra

Endorkend,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

Oh no, but they sure as hell went balls to the walls Austin Powers tier cartoonishly evil since then.

sedawk,
@sedawk@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds like a stable diffusion prompt. Dr Evil Googler laughing and telling YouTube user to drink another verification can of mountain dew.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

With “don’t be evil” Google means the user.

DigitalPaperTrail, in It was perfect? Why aren't you laughing?

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    BolexForSoup, in Terms of Service
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    The hands going up when the person stands to say “McDonald’s” is unbelievable

    Zerush,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
    don, in Terms of Service

    This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode 15 Million Merits

    7u5k3n, (edited )

    Reminds me of the

    drink a verification can

    Greentext

    i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/…/ea5.png

    don, (edited )

    Oh holy fuck there’s a post floating around the lemmies about Sony basically patenting this idea, and the patent artwork shows a guy standing with his hands raised over his head and saying “McDonald’s” in order to speed up an ad holy raging badgerfuck

    Edit: found the link to the article

    fortune.com/…/sony-patent-is-hilarious-terrifying…

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