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clearleaf, in Duolingo too

All apps should do this.

huge_clock,

In my experience it’s only apps that support some kind of goal like Duolingo that do this to motivate you with guilt, and this might’ve been a glitch but i think it’s actually a fake-out. They will still continue to show notifications after this one.

roanescence, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

I’m starting to not have fun doing things that i used too. I’m much more conscious about my lifespan of a blink of an eye for this universe.

It really hits hard and reminds you that you need to settle down. Find your place. Start counting to your death.

Stoneykins, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Im doin this. Chop some golden raisins into tiny pieces, mix them into some good mac and cheese, possibly with other added things in it to make them blend in better, and serve it to my family, see if they even notice.

Idk why I want to do this tbh, but I am filled with dreadful curiosity…

BonesOfTheMoon,

Well you must come back and tell me about it later, and then next you have to make this: foodandwine.com/…/mac-and-cheese-radicchio-raisin…

Leviathan,

Honestly the raisins and fontina make sense but radicchio is where I draw the line.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I don’t like radicchio very much but I think I’d especially hate it with raisins.

BedbugCutlefish, in Music alignment
@BedbugCutlefish@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s ‘turning the music off and driving in silence’?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I would drive in silence if I could. Traffic is loud but there are key audio cues throughout (honking, tram bell, protected railroad crossings, motor rot/min for shifting gears etc.)

Capitao_Duarte,

In the psych ward

trailing9,

The 4:1 upvote relation between music and silence, that’s insightful.

camr_on, in Come on market, crash.
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t even get a RSTLNE these days

craftyindividual, in I can't focus when someone does this

Employee: you smell great Chimpboss, is that Calvin Klein? Chimpboss: Hey! Don’t pry mate!

griD, in Accurate.

Where $currentYear?
Ooook.

WarmSoda, in Feel old?

Yup yup

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

OG Ducky’s voice actress… T_T

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

IYKYK

WarmSoda, in My bad, guys

I have to… wash hair…

Gestrid, in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know

This. I’ve gotta take about 5 minutes or more to mentally prep for a phone call if it’s for business. Afterwards, I’m exhausted.

drolex, in I can't focus when someone does this

Johnson, where are you with this report on banana expenditures? If I don’t have it on my desk tomorrow morning, I’ll rip your dick off.

Holzkohlen, in Accurate.

Haha I’m poor

PatFussy, in get the suncream.

How is this a murder? I would like to thing the guy is a 10 and just dripping with rizz

dudinax, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

Here’s something even sadder. We only need history because human lives are so short.

GreenTeaRedFlag,

I don’t see that as sad. Also, even if we lived four hundred years we’d still need to write things down because we’d eventually die.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Unless we were immortal and capable of remembering everything, we’d need history.

Annoyed_Crabby, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

Edgyvideogamecharacter22@hotmail .com

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I bet you have a very wholesome password

Rootiest,

PW:

u#'o*zaQMyPC"fnw?Cu9OSrxYeEDCe6yXgzQYL4NxP?k%sx+'dBKfdru0CUmD&

If the server won’t take a 64-char pw with letters, numbers, and symbols then is it even worth using?

robot_dog_with_gun,

all i see is *****************************************************************

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I’m gonna use your password, but change one character so it’s mine.

Rootiest,

Go for it!

I generated it in KeePass for this comment and actually interestingly it looks like Lemmy butchered/sanitized/modified it as well

Rootiest,

Which character are you going to change?

Annoyed_Crabby,

EdgyEarly2000Song55

Nah it’s just coldplay.

irmoz,

My favourite song is “Yellow” and my surname is “Rain”… you can guess what my first email at age 10 was…

Okay I made that up, but I bet something like that has happened

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