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Console_Modder, in Which company is best for Mobile app marketing in India
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zepheriths, in Which company is best for Mobile app marketing in India

Wrong sub?

GrammatonCleric, in Produce
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I think I just puked in my mouth a little.

moosetwin, in Add-on: same password, same identity.
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hey guys sort the comments by new for some free lemmy account passwords (joke)

Shinhoshi,
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I clicked old by mistake and it actually worked!

Wodge, in Think about it…
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Suits, what a great show, I hoped every character failed as they’re all pretty unlikable lawyers fucking each other over.

Steamymoomilk,

Sir for playing by the rules, i will now do legally questiable things to get evidence and use it in court aginst you. Because you know thats legal and very ethical. LOL

projectsquared,

Gretchen was a badass.

BigBlackCockroach, in Add-on: same password, same identity.
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i use this on all sites:

3 lower case 3 uppercase 3 special chars and 3 numbers, (pseudo) randomly arranged, (pseudo) randomly generated.

Kase,

How do you keep track of your passwords, if you don’t mind me asking? That’s where I get stuck

maniacal_gaff,

Derive the pseudorandom parts somehow from the url domain and you’ll always be able to figure it out.

noride,

Yeah, if you use your own password cipher, you never have to memorize a password again. Just derive it based on some common input value, like the company name or url. Makes password rotation tricky, though, and it’s a pain when a website won’t allow a special character you generally use, creating “one offs” that are hard to track.

atx_aquarian, (edited )
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I did this for years. Yep, it works enoughish, but I’m so much happier on a password manager now, and it’s pretty fun to see the managed passwords having so much more entropy than even the most obscure things I was algorithmically generating. Also, the speed of using a manager is great. Somehow I ended up with multiple Ticketmaster accounts (from using a different email address for some one-off season tickets that migrated into TM later). I think the moment I realized I wanted to change to a manager was when I was walking up to a concert and realized I hadn’t downloaded my ticket. I got into TM and realized I needed to switch accounts. So then I’m trying to walk and type my big fucky nerd-assed brain-generated password on mobile, fat-fingering the touchscreen keyboard, almost locking myself out of the account when I just want to get into the venue and relax. Later, that first moment trying an integrated pass manager and effortlessly switching between accounts, each with far stronger passes than I would have remembered, limited only by the loading speed of the site and with virtually zero chance of locking myself out… that really made me feel like fancy Pooh meme.

Zink,

I’ve done this and it has been convenient, but using a password manager is still the way to go IMO. The personal password algorithm approach starts to be a pain when you need to follow a different set of character rules or change a password. With a password manager there’s no hesitation or friction when considering a password change.

LolaCat,

If you’re alright with an online password manager Bitwarden is the best one there is. If you prefer having an offline password manager KeePassXC is a great option as well :)

meliaesc,

A password manager. I personally use 1Password, I’ve seen a lot of recommendations for BitWarden, and my workplace uses KeePass.

flerp,

I’m sure I’ll get shredded for this, but I keep my passwords in a notebook. Every once in a while I go through and change them all into other random nonsense and reorganize to keep it neat. I am a bit of a notebook fanatic and a have a whole shelf full of them. If someone ever broke into my house there’s no way they’re going through all of them to find anything like that. If the house burned down, maybe a bit of a problem, but as long as I have my phone I can get my email back, and between my phone and email I can get any of the important ones back as well.

If I had corporate or government secrets and was the target of espionage I’d probably rethink, but the danger of anything is so minuscule.

orangeboats,

To be fair: A notebook with a bunch of strong passwords is probably more secure than a human brain memorising a bunch of weak passwords.

ironhydroxide, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

You only have to do that the next 30-40 years of your life if you live the next 30-40 years… just saying.

It could be worse, you could have to work the next 60 years.

CleoTheWizard,
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Hey, what can you say? We were overdue But it’ll be over soon You wait

Hey, what can you say? We were overdue But it’ll be over soon Just wait Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da

royal_starfish, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

Imagine having no good public transport

Stuka,

If we’re talking in terms of comfort my own car wins hands down?

Deftdrummer,

Yeah these people think getting screamed at and not being able to use earbuds for fear of some maniac sitting behind you is some sort of virtuous affair that should be experienced by all.

It’s not Europe, so fuck off with that shit.

JohnEdwa,

Unless the reason travel by car takes really long is because of traffic jams, it’s actually rather hard to create public transit that actually wins out in time. Bus will be a lot slower, trains can only take you to so many places, and building a large metro system is prohibitively expensive.

I would like to use public transit, but when that would turn a 15 minute drive into a 55 minute trip, I’d rather not spend 27 hours a month extra going to work.

TheBeege,

I live in Seoul, which has superb public transit. It can work if designed well.

Busses have their own lanes to ensure traffic minimally affects them. Bus-train transfers are well managed. High density means that mass transit ends up being faster due to traffic concerns. Speed limits are quite low, which also makes vehicle accidents less lethal.

As for prohibitively expensive, that’s only if you don’t sufficiently tax your corporations ;)

So basically, vote for local and national government that will create an environment where public transit works

JohnDClay,

But you can do things while on the train like sleep or internet. It depends what that tradeoff is exactly, but I would still rather have a longer commute I can do things during.

Deftdrummer,

Like get robbed, stabbed, harassed, inconvenienced, annoyed and assaulted?

Tradeoffs indeed.

JohnDClay,

Still much safer than roads with all the crashes.

user224,
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Where do you live?

tocopherol,
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How much more likely are you to die in a car accident in a bus or train versus a car? How many times have you taken public transit that you have such a problem with the issues you mentioned?

TheBeege,

Chicken and egg problem. Crime highly correlates with poverty. People perceive transit as being a poor people thing because it’s cheap. Only poor people take transit. You get the gist.

Also, the incidence rate is probably lower than people’s perception. I lived in San Francisco for about 3 years and only experienced one incident while taking transit everyday. Of course, transit doesn’t have the problem mentioned above, so maybe it’s not the best example.

I tried taking transit a couple of times in LA and in my hometown in a suburb in Florida. Transit is underutilized in these places (read as, people see it as a poor person thing). It was surprisingly… uninteresting. It was just getting from A-to-B. People mostly just sat on their phones or stared out the window or chatted. Was quite nice.

So maybe grab a friend or two for safety, since you’re concerned about that, and give it a shot. I think you’ll be surprised.

But if you’re in LA or New York, the trains are super dirty. So uh, i recommend not one of those. No idea where you’re located

(Edit: I’m assuming you’re in the US because that kind of opinion is quite common there.)

Catsrules,

I would rather sleep for an extra 40 minutes then have to get up 40 minutes earlier.

uis,
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I would like to use public transit, but when that would turn a 15 minute drive into a 55 minute trip

I wonder whose friend got multimillion contracts for building 6-lane(per direction) “roads”…

This is 15 minutes of work vs 55 minutes of relaxation.

daq,

Either you have a really bizarre definition of relaxation or you’ve never taken public transport in a busy city during peak hours.

Even in Los Angeles, where public transport is barely used, everything is packed at peak times. And that’s a place where people regularly take showers. I dare you to enjoy the relaxing experience of a bus at peak times in August in a third world country like Russia.

TheBeege,

Like everything these days, it depends. I live in Seoul, where the density is arguably too high. If you get on the line 2 train, which encircles Gangnam and the business and tourist districts, you’re gonna be a sardine. If you hop on line 3 far enough east, it’s totally chill during rush hour in August. Literally. Air conditioning. Wifi and cell signal. It’s luxurious compared to LA.

I think it’s just a matter of city planning. In Seoul’s case, I think they didn’t properly account for population growth and how much the inner-circle areas would boom. Outside of line 2 and some key transfer stations, public transit here absolutely is relaxing. I brag to my friends in the states about it all the time

daq,

I agree, but some cities are just not compatible with public transport. Busses in LA fit 2 bicycles. How do you cover the final mile (which could be as far as 2.5 miles) in a city with mostly single family homes and lots of hills?

Impossible to compare Seoul to LA imho. Population density has its benefits like amazingly fast (fiber) internet connection, but accessibility of public transport isn’t one of them.

uis,
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Either you have a really bizarre definition of relaxation

You replied to comment that I made while I was in public transport. If I were driving, I whould not be able to write it.

you’ve never taken public transport in a busy city during peak hours.

Does 17:00-19:00 peak hours count?

I dare you to enjoy the relaxing experience of a bus at peak times in August in a third world country like Russia.

Ok?.. How do you know what I did in August?

I know there is saying that Moscow is not Russia, but I did exactly that. Also during summer most of regular people are on vacations, so there will be more space than during winter.

CurlyMoustache,
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Bus or car to work takes at least 40 minutes. When there’s a morning and evening rush, the bus wins easily because it has dedicated lanes and can go where cars are not allowed. Biking takes me 20 minutes no matter the time of day - even when it snows and it is black ice

youngGoku, in Add-on: same password, same identity.

It was literally a battle for me to have a strong unique password for our baby monitor… Wife was not happy about that but I came out on top.

Grayox, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
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Someone is optimistic about the future of society.

uis,
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Nah, someone is optimistic about the future of capitalism. Hopefully bunker rat will die or go to prison in next 3-10 years. And his oligarchs too.

jubilationtcornpone, in Think about it…

What you are is about to get Litt up.

Vespair, in Think about it…

This meme would probably hit a lot harder if I had any idea who even a single one of these men were. Throwing niche memes in the big meme basket is a bold strategy

Rolando,

At first I thought we were still doing stock photos. But apparently they are from a tv show or movie?

wowwoweowza,

I was late to the SUITS party and thought this – but in a moment of WCGW, someone who didn’t know I’m only in season 4 dropped a big spoiler. Don’t read all the comments but do watch Suits – it’s fun.

helpImTrappedOnline,

My bad…I edited the spoiler out.

Flyberius,
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They are all characters from the show Suits. I used to be subjected to it by my girlfriend. The whole show is corporate fetishism. It’s like House, but with lawyers. The average episode revolves around characters finding clever ways to fuck over old acquaintances, usually in the course of representing their incredibly shitty clients. Every single characters is an unlikeable arsehole who works from 5am in the morning to 2am the next day and spends the remaining 3 hours of free time drinking whisky in their office and brow-beating their colleagues who are also still in the office in the middle of the night.

I fucking despise it. It is formulaic trash.

showmustgo,
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I thought you were gonna explain the meme or the characters within it lmao

Flyberius,
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Guy on top left is suave boss man lawyer. He drinks the most whisky. Guy on top right is his plucky upstart protégé lawyer. He drinks the least whisky. Guy at the bottom is the comic relief lawyer. I can’t remember if he drinks whisky.

showmustgo,
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Omg he’s so me

agitatedpotato, in Sure Doesn't feel like one.

Was the man not in the national guard? Seems he was exactly a part of a well regulated militia. That doesn’t just automatically stop gun crime.

Grayox,
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That’s the point. It isn’t well-regulated.

agitatedpotato, (edited )

The National Guard is not well regulated? Im gonna wager your definition of well regulated is a body in which nothing bad ever happens, which is not what well regulated means, that’s called perfection.

If the national guard isnt considered well regulated then nothing is, and clearly the writers of the bill didnt intend for ‘well regulated’ to be an impossible standard. So if well regulated is going to mean something it didnt mean from the authors then that phrase no longer has bearing on the right, and shockingly enough the US Judicial system agrees with and upheld that.

This was a shooting by a member of a well regulated milita. That phrase or organization structure is not a magic spell that stops crime. The authors would have written ‘crime free’ instead of well regulated if that’s what they meant.

Grayox,
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If a memeber of said Militia can spend 2 weeks in a psychiatric ward for hearing voices in his head telling him to shoot up the said Militia he is a part of and still keep the means to carry out the will of said voices it isn’t well-regulated, sorry not sorry. The term Well-Regulated doesnt automatically mean it is going to be regulated.

agitatedpotato,

Between active and reservists there are well over one million national guard memebers. The crimes of one of them hardly imply that the regulation is not good. Mistakes are possible, and considering he was let out of the psych hospital is it impossible to think the mistake even could have come from the profit driven org who makes the absolute thinniest proft margins from mental health care? What about the police, did they not also drop the ball, they could have seen this coming, this person was known publicly for his gun lust and extremism. Or is all the blame only on the one orginazation that makes your opinions the most correct looking?

Grayox,
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There is plenty of blame to go around, the problem is systemic. Putting the blame on one institution makes it a scapegoat, we need publicly funded mental health care as much as we need gun control.

ProcurementCat,

we need publicly funded mental health care as much as we need gun control.

While the US definitely needs publicly funded (mental) health care, it will not address the gun issue. It doesn’t matter if a country has public health care or not, what matters for gun related deaths is either a) number of (civil) guns or b) (civil) war.

Do not give into gun nuts in this regard. Do not agree that the US needs both. The US needs exactly and only one thing when it comes to gun deaths: Fewer guns.

Grayox,
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Nah fam, we need both. Fewer guns, even destorying every AR15 in America wouldn’t solve the #1 cause of gun deaths in America, which is suicide.

ProcurementCat,

Oh yeah, definitely. But never admit that when talking to gun nuts.

thatsTheCatch,

Removing guns (or at least access to them) can actually reduce the rate of suicide. Guns are quick and easy to use to commit suicide, whereas many other methods take time to set up and don’t work as often. When someone is feeling suicidal, often having that little bit of extra time can let the feeling decrease enough to prevent an attempt.

Of course, removing access to guns doesn’t fix why people feel suicidal in the first place. That is a whole nother can of worms. But I expect everyone agrees that reducing the number of suicides is good.

RAND: How Gun Policies Affect Suicide

The consensus among public health experts is that there is strong evidence that reducing firearm suicides in contexts where more-lethal means of attempting suicide are unavailable will result in reductions in the total suicide rate (see, for example, Office of the Surgeon General and National Action Alliance for Suicide Prevention, 2012; World Health Organization, 2014; for review, see Azrael and Miller, 2016).

Save.org: Restricting access to lethal means:

Research has shown time and again that restricting access to lethal means or “means restriction” can saves lives. By restricting access to firearms and other highly lethal methods the decline in suicide rates by that method and overall suicide rates begin to decline. Restricting access to lethal means does not always lead to fewer deaths, but is one suicide prevention measure that merits further research and more individual-level intervention training to make lethal means less readily available.

ArcaneSlime,

Japan would like a word (but they’re too busy killing themselves without guns.)

Guns may be more effective but I’d argue OTC meds are “easier” considering you don’t get NICs checked for tylenol. And frankly many suicidal people (not all ofc) already have a problem with a particular drug that causes 96,000+ accidental deaths/yr, shooting of another nature, which kills 36,000 more people than guns/yr including suicide, that could also be used quite easily and peacefully as opposed to doing your best impression of Dead from Meyhem.

Simply banning guns wouldn’t help, we still need to address the root causes. And once we address the root causes gun control will be a whole lot less necessary anyway. At the very least, we should start with the things that will be actually helpful and then move to the pointless bans which worked so well for those drugs 96,000 people OD on each year.

Daft_ish,

You sound like the people who advocated for the war on drugs…

I would piss my pants laughing in an alternate universe where we did ban all guns and there was a whole legalize it movement.

Prohibition is hardly ever a great answer.

ProcurementCat, (edited )

…I’m probably one of the leading drug legalization figures in my state.

But I’m also not an idiot who fetishizes weapons. You’re probably one of those weirdos who sleep with their gun.

Oh, and to help your tiny brain a bit: My drugs cannot kill you over a distance of 500 meters at a speed close to or faster than the speed of sound.

Additionally, countless of generations of humans have lived without any firearms at all. Even giant pussies like you are going to be fine.

ProcurementCat,
agitatedpotato, (edited )

A French cop went on a mass shooting in 2017. In 2020 an ex soldier in france went on a shooting. Sure it wasn’t this year but acting like this doesn’t happen elsewhere is wild. In fact the chances that the shooter is in a well regulated legal organization are higher elsewhere since the other people dont even have guns like that. So I assume Frances gun laws are a problem for you too since they cant stop their Law Enforcement from doing this?

samus12345,
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‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

agitatedpotato,

The comment you replied to it literally proof that this incident would still and does still happen in France. This whole time I’ve specifically been speaking about those that would be considered to be in a well regulated militia because that phrase is meaningless, as shown. French gun laws wouldn’t stop this, the only country argument is moot here, because we’re literally not the only country whos LEOs and military go on rampages.

samus12345,
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‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Note bolded text. No shit this happens in other countries - the death stats for them aren’t 0. But it’s a rare anomaly there rather than just another Tuesday like here.

agitatedpotato,

Whens the last time a US military service member went on a shooting spree, adjust per capita, then compare. Yall are doing everything to try and derail my original point about militias.

black0ut,
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the fact that you have to go to other years proves that this happens way more rarely in France than in the USA. In fact, you can see that in all of the graphs there are gun related deaths in every country.

The point is that it happens 100 times more in the USA than in any other developed country

agitatedpotato, (edited )

And my point remains, when it comes to service members and LEOs, even Frances gun laws wouldnt stop this case. In fact, take the number of Cop and Military shooters, adjust per capita then compare the stats, because yall keep trying to derail my points about the well regulated militia stuff.

The point is that it happens 100 times more in the USA than in any other developed country

well since it happend twice in 3 years in france im assuming you have data for 70 yearly US LEO or Military member committed mass shooting yeah? Or are you gonna keep veering away from what ive actually been arguing this whole time again?

ArcaneSlime,

Here’s the thing though:

can spend 2 weeks in a psychiatric ward for hearing voices in his head telling him to shoot up the said Militia

They can’t, it is already a federal law that people who are IVC’d (this guy) are prohibited purchasers and they are supposed to take the guns and input that into NICs, but someone didn’t do their fucking job. Has nothing to do with the weekend warrior militia branch of the US military either, that applies to everyone, federally, as it is a federal law.

Deftdrummer,

Funny, both you lose the intended scope of the second anyways. It has nothing to do with crime.

TranscendentalEmpire,

If the national guard isnt considered well regulated then nothing is

Ignoring the fact that this is obviously a false dichotomy… Have you ever served in the guard or active duty military? The guard especially from certain states, is usually known for being an unorganized shit show. Active duty has its obvious issues, but they also have a lot more control over their personnel, including who they keep and promote.

In the guard, as long as you show up for roll call and pass your test you’re pretty much promoted until you want to leave. Which is why the last few military pr blunders were committed by officers or NCO in the reserves.

I doubt you would find many people who served in the reserves that would claim they were well organized or well regulated.

spudwart, in Doesn't really matter, I get rekt either way.
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Not the point of the meme but, games that have a ranked mode are a red flag. Typically these games hare filled with sweaty try hards who freak over the tiniest bullshit mistakes. And these games also are typically the ones who install invasive kernel level root kit Anticheats.

I’m not installing an rootkit to play a game with a bunch of toxic people.

Perditija,

Can I interest you in Trackmania

Agent641, in Perfect thanks

Cheesn’t burger

Ddhuud,

Cheese burgern’t

whoamibro,

Actually cheesn’t burgern’t since nothing is there

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