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Varyk, in My mind every time someone says thesaurus

I pronounced thesaurus with the emphasis on the first syllable until I was like 14 and someone called me out because although I had read the word so many times, I couldn’t imagine that thesaurus would be described the same way as tyrannosaurus. That seemed ludicrous and wrong.

kamen, in Add-on: same password, same identity.

Imagine a site telling you “Sorry, you can’t use asdf123 as your password: you’ve already used it on that other site”.

FakinUpCountryDegen,

It would be better if you had a local tool telling you that - one that you control and only exists on your personal devices, kind of like secure messaging platforms such as Signal.

Another great later would be for all compromised passwords found in breaches to never be usable anywhere ever again, thus helping to thwart the most common form of breach we see today: credential stuffing.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

That’s not as far fetched as it sounds. Any website worth its salt will store your password as a hash, so if they started sharing the hashes with each other they could prevent you from reusing passwords without changing much security-wise

kamen,

Any website worth its salt will salt the hash as well…

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry you can’t use *******

That wouldn’t help that much

kamen,

This was supposed to be a joke; of course it wouldn’t.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a pretty old meme, hunter11, but it checks out.

Ketchup, in Big biz

Stock images on Lemmy: … can’t stop, won’t stop. !

spudwart, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

“The Customer orders the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die.” - Squidward.

Shardikprime,

Reverse heist!

Cap, in Useless white circle
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Omega_Haxors, in Waitwaitwaitwait

Spooky dooky.

AgentGrimstone, in My mind every time someone says thesaurus

That’s how I remember how to spell it

AyuTsukasa, in Useless white circle

That can’t be comfortable 🤣

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

But its adorably cute.

Ok_gas_1987,

But I would love to have someone in my life to do that with lol

ReaperWithASniper, in Add-on: same password, same identity.
@ReaperWithASniper@lemmy.world avatar

This meme couldn’t explain it better - a strong password crumbles like a cardboard castle when used across multiple sites. Nails the message to the T.

CCF_100, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Is there a FOSS translation API that can be integrated into Lemmy?

joyjoy, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

That’s why I moved less than 5 miles away from work.

I_Clean_Here, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Germans like this FOSS shit

ivanafterall, in Produce
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

These bad boys haven't fully ripened yet. You can tell by the yellow base instead of what should be a rich brown on the ripe candy corn kernels. Then you can just discard the orange and white stem.

NaoPb, in Perfect thanks

I wonder what happens if you only order sauce.

Fleur__, in Fried
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Idk if I’m neurodivergent but when this happens to me I always feel alone

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