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kn33, in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt

“I just need to know who I’m speaking to”

Stop speaking to me and that resolves itself

magnetosphere, in Like sticking your head in a Tupperware bowl
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

This picture cracks me up because I just watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent yesterday

CCF_100, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

SQL HAS ENTETED THE CHAT;

Hoomod,

Why would you save dates as a date format when you can save them as an int or string and make calculations more complicated

Crystalizts, in Thanksgiving can be rough and delicious

or lack there of!

Jorgelino, in Earth has a cold

Why would you be hoping for a cold winter in brazil right now? We’re nearing summer.

Gabu,

Our summers aren’t supposed to be anywhere near this hot, and it’s still spring.

Siegfried,

Its still fucking spring and im getting sun burns just from the ten minutes walk to my job, what the fuck is happening.

Jorgelino,

Still shouldn’t be expecting winter in late spring.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in It was perfect? Why aren't you laughing?

What if Joker kissed Batman’s leg?

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You need to get out more.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Out where?

PopShark, in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt

Pick up that can

chickenpotpi,

throws can at head, then accelerated back hops away

toxicbubble420, in Minmaxxing

i just started a playthrough with both male/female seduction, checks out

Yamainwitch, in Core Values

Lmaoooo just in time for Thanksgiving dinner. 😆 Good luck to all the lemmings out there who have to deal with conservative family members today/tonight.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

To those that are about to dine, we salute you!

deadcatbounce, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@deadcatbounce@reddthat.com avatar

When you’re naming a file, you can’t use anything else.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re not wrong. through much trial and error in the 1990s I learned this was the most efficient & accurate & chronologically searchable way to date things.

ikidd, in $1 grilled cheese
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I’d probably double that menu to include coffee.

No cream.

No sugar.

Take your coffee and grilled cheese sandwich and fuck off over thereabouts

ZoopZeZoop,

What kind of combo is grilled cheese and coffee? Lemonade and grilled cheese, maybe.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Coffee is life.

mycelium_underground,
@mycelium_underground@lemmy.world avatar

There is nothing coffee doesn’t go with

fluckx, (edited ) in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

My favorite saying is:

Not my monkey, not my circus

Edit: flipped my saying around by accident. I guess I do need more sleep

UntouchedWagons, in Me when someone asks why I use lube
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

Through the power of buying two of them!

Kusimulkku,

two of them

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

But I see one them

Zink, in it's time

This is me realizing I forgot my break time medicine at home, but staring at the wall instead of you.

But it’s fine. We’ll be reunited tonight.

TheOakTree,

I did the same, pain.

I will be reunited on Saturday.

getoffthedrugsdude,

God’s speed

Zink,

God’s weed

BorgDrone, in Hits close to home

Yeah, that’s illegal.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Common practice in digital game stores

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Illegal here, too, but the government doesn’t care.

OttoVonNoob,

Small town business man… xD…

PunnyName,

Report to the FTC.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Yesssss let’s make sure small business owners get sued into oblivion because we don’t like their prices hell yeah your Amazon package was delivered today my good sir

PunnyName,

Being a small town business doesn’t automatically make you a saint. They still need to follow the rules they signed up for.

And two things can be bad at once.

0x4E4F,

Might be in the US… not here.

winterayars,

It’s illegal in the US.

But uh, so is catching a fish with your bare hands in Kansas.

BorgDrone,

It is in Europe. The advertised ‘from’ price must be the lowest price of the last 30 days.

0x4E4F,

I live in Europe, but my country is not part of the EU. That’s probably EU regulations/laws.

LordKitsuna,

Which is why the price starts raising a couple months before stuff like this. So it looks like a real sale, it should really be the lowest advertised price over the last year

SpaceNoodle,

This happens all the time in the US.

bleistift2,

Where?

BorgDrone,

Europe ar least

SpaceNoodle,

Not in Freedomtopia

OttoVonNoob,

Circling back video.twimg.com/…/m41EdpbOvvnog6Wh.mp4?tag=12

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