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fluke, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Ze Hermans are gere

treadful, in Where we're going, we don't need roads!
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

I want to know more about this glass slipper scooter.

beccaboben,

I know, me too!

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Only fits one very special person

zepheriths, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

They like David hasselhoff

EherVielleicht, (edited )

He united us!

catharso,
@catharso@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

boomzilla,

Immer noch ist die Suche am weitergehen…

Treczoks,

Not all of us do.

name_NULL111653, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Guildo,

Du Nazi!

Ozymandias1688,

Fraktur = nazi? etwa ein /s verloren?

Guildo,

Du Grammarnazi!

DarkwinDuck,

Hä?

luna, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@luna@lemmy.catgirl.biz avatar
Johanno,

If I remember the movie correctly she does indeed know a little German. He was very small

TheKingBee, in Funtastic 😅
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not trying to defend windows, it has a myriad of issues, but I’ve never understood the meme of it updating at inconvenient times. I run windows 11 pro, I set it to only update when i tell it to and it does… Like it’s never been a problem, wasn’t a problem in windows 10 or 7 pro either.

I don’t get it, am i windows whisperer and not know it?

toddestan,

There’s always the centrally managed corporate Windows desktops. My workplace is better about this now, but previously they’d just push down updates and with some of them you’d have little other choice but to let it proceed no matter how inconvenient the timing.

Misconduct,

I mean… There’s videos of it suddenly doing an update in the middle of people’s gaming/work sessions lol. I used to stream way back when windows updates were at their troll peak and had one kick off in the middle of a stream. It just happened randomly to some of us regardless of what was scheduled. I don’t imagine it happened more than once for too many people. Generally speaking it’s pretty good about sneaking updates in even though I detest how aggressive it is about them

WetBeardHairs,

As a software developer, I still struggle with windows fuckery. I have to manage about a dozen machines, each of which has different tasks, and sometimes they decide to just up and reboot for the mandatory update. While I am out of state.

Uhg. I spent time yesterday writing a windows service to perpetually send a WoL magic packet to those computers just to avoid this situation again. They may never shut off again.

organicmolecules, in Sure it is

i’m top left

Granixo, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar
boomzilla,

Rinnstein Kids

Holzkohlen,

All those sexual assault allegations? Yeah, no. Those guys can fuck right off.

bort,

lawblog.de/…/lindemann-und-die-medien-das-armutsz…

tldr: the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm any of those sexual assault allegations in front of police/prosecution

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not like that denies that it didn’t happen.
Witnesses could have been pressured.

DmMacniel,

Or they were full of shit from the get go. Should that mean that they stay with a ruined reputation?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I am saying this with the knowledge of

the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm

Of course if they are innocent, all power to them to defend themselve. Wouldn’t want such a dark situation happen to myself and also hope the people around would just trust me.

Rezzit,

Since only the people who knew the names of these women are the journalists Rammstein had to pressured them first. And that didn’t happen. There is no conspiracy here.

TauZero, in The value of 9/11 is collapsing in front of our eyes

I live in New York. 9/11 was like 35 9/11s for us.

Ilovemyirishtemper, in Where we're going, we don't need roads!

I’m not sure what’s happening here, but I’m into it.

Minarble,

She is looking for beans.

name_NULL111653, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro
SeeMinusMinus, in Where we're going, we don't need roads!
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

If someone asks what lemmy is all about this is the quickest way to tell them everything they need to know.

beccaboben,

Thank you, that’s high praise!

flambonkscious,

Is it, though?

Personally I think you missed a great opportunity to use comic sans

beccaboben,

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

flambonkscious,

Yeah? They’re not high, though, are they?

My career peak was sneaking comic sans into a change control at work due to some completely fucking stupid hack we were forced to do rather than fixing the problem.

Only a few people picked up on it, which was funny. On a bad day I’m beyond caring what people think…

Wanderer, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

Would try smash more girls and not be so picky.

Didn’t know so many where going to let themselves go so fast after highschool/uni.

18-20 was the peak. Then no diet and exercise really caught up on a lot of girls relying on genetics and youth

ADTJ,

So your takeaway from getting older is just misogyny…

Wanderer, (edited )

No. Guys let themselves go also but I’m not interested in fucking them now or when I was 18 so I don’t care about their looks.

The older you get the more your options go down.

But from my friendship group the guys have aged a lot better. They all most all stayed the same weight, some lost some muscle mass I know I did. But a lot of the girls got fatter.

It would be interesting to see the amount of exercise the average man does from 18-30 compared to women. I’d bet men do a lot more.

Are you honestly going to say you think women do as much exercise as men? Or that you don’t know any girls from school in the “pretty group” that aged horrifically because they no longer have youth and never did any exercise.

Jax,

I think what he means to say is his diet and exercise.

Wanderer,

My diet is maybe slightly better. Less beer for sure. My exercise has gone way down. Was in the gym ever week and playing multiple types of sport through school and uni. Then post uni was in the gym 5 days a week.

But since then I lost weight. Just do a lot of walking and surfing now.

Still even on my reduced exercise regimen I don’t know any women in my friendship group that do as much exercise as me.

sweetviolentblush, in coming back to Lemmy after a few hours like
@sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works avatar

this picture is hilarious, here’s the blank if anyone wants it https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/165942533/Guy-pouring-olive-oil-on-the-salad

HubertManne, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

I would have a conversation. Mainly about stocks but also about the cubs.

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