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Catoblepas, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

My doctor’s office has done this to me when I’ve called in to get help with a prescription issue I was having. Literally just gave me instructions for how to message my doctor through the app. 🫠 Mfer I’m calling because I don’t want to use it! It sucks ass too because it always takes like a week to get a one sentence reply that only addresses half of what I asked.

AeroLemming,

I tried to contact my doctor through the online portal and it wasn’t working because those systems have zero quality control. I called them and had to listen to a long-ass pre-recorded message urging me to use the portal that WASN’T FUCKING WORKING before I could go on hold to eventually talk to a person. It’s infuriating.

perniciousanteater, in Gambling is addictive

Prescription ads should also be banned

m3t00,
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and infomercials all night. someone must be sending them money or they wouldn’t still exist

awnery, (edited )

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  • altima_neo,
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    And those college girls that are always going wild

    awnery,

    some of this weirdness actually goes way back, way way before that slimeball girls gone wild clown

    i feel like maybe The Dollop covered it, maybe

    Colorcodedresistor,

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  • m3t00,
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    Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    It used to be! I left the US to work overseas from 97 to 2000, and when i came back everyone had heartburn and took “the little purple pill”, the laws changed and prescription meds were now on every other commercial.

    m3t00, in Gambling is addictive
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    bet packers, dumbass https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6cbca7ce-2723-40f5-85ef-152d9e4431ac.jpeg

    commentators reading stat sheets for 3 hours has ruined sports for me. mute. Change my mind

    someguy3,

    I like this.

    phorq,

    You would, dumb-ass…

    someguy3,

    Takes one to know one.

    awnery,

    kurtwood smith is a sometimes legendary asshole and sometimes sympathetic weirdo in more recent shit, look it up

    m3t00,
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    It was laying there when I found it. Missing May for some dumbass reason

    tslnox,

    Your brain took the whole May off to try to comprehend its own stupidity. :-D

    son_named_bort, in It's Soupy Season!

    No soup for you!

    Omega_Haxors, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

    All the more reason to download a script blocker.

    AeroLemming,

    A lot of sites just don’t work without JS these days. uBlock Origin is good at getting rid of certain nags though, which is nice.

    Omega_Haxors,

    You don’t have to block all scripts and the few sites which are unusable without them aren’t worth visiting.

    GrammatonCleric, in Five apps😅 not so many for me
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    me at work rn 🙄

    Omega_Haxors, in whitest paint

    Pumpkin spice lattes are the closest white people will ever come to experiencing spice on their food.

    squiblet,
    @squiblet@kbin.social avatar

    Maybe in the Midwest, east coast or northwest US. The south and southwest: some white people there are the most thrilled about death pepper sauce, and I’ve also met Hispanic people from AZ/TX/NM who have no interest in spicy food.

    Forgottengoldfish, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

    Email, Feedly, Megalodon, Voyager

    Alby003, (edited )
    @Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

    1 app missing… Maybe vimusic…

    electrogamerman,

    Cornhub

    Agent641,

    MournHub, for sexy widows

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    You should try gReader paired with Innorader for back end sync. It’s dope AF. Also good recommendation on the mastodon app. Rocking Sync and Boost. Fair Mail, so I never have to open Gmail on my phone.

    Stanwich, in Thank God

    Every.night.

    FrickAndMortar, in That is fun!

    Looks fun to me!

    Macaroni_ninja,
    @Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

    Absolutely!

    Kushia, in Gambling is addictive
    @Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

    Every bloody third advert on TV in Australia is a gambling ad, it’s insane that we continue to allow it given how much of an actual widespread problem it is here. They have fairly lame government mandated warnings after each one but I doubt they do much at all.

    Rambi,

    Same in the UK! When the pandemic started companies stopped advertising on TV because they weren’t doing business anymore, except for the bookies (gambling brokers) so almost every ad was for them. And because people are on doors and probably bored/miserable I bet they did much more business than normal.

    I don’t think we have the warnings you’re talking about here, except for sone text on the screen that says something like “gamble smart” lol

    0x4E4F, in I know I'll become one with it.

    i told it not to return anything!

    programming humor 😂

    jubilationtcornpone,

    “She expected nothing, but instead she received a promise…”

    It’s either a Hallmark movie tagline or JavaScript.

    ritchie, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu
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    Most of us would probably just be fine with PWAs, but the marketing branch says no… They need everything possible about you, need the app to run at startup and send you notifications at least every 4 hours…

    BubblyMango,

    How can an android app get all the info about me if it has no permissions?

    ritchie,
    @ritchie@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s the info you are willingly sharing through the app, no permission for that. There are really a few apps that require no permissions, usually they always need access to something. E.g. the LG app for washing machines that will only run if you register and account AND give permission to make phone calls, when you only want to download washing programs…

    Powerpoint, in Gambling is addictive

    Yes

    JewGoblin, in Gambling is addictive

    the U.K. enters the chat

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