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VaultBoyNewVegas, in He founded Microsoft and definitely doesn’t dress in drag

Looks a bit like borat to me.

tpihkal,

Very nice!

smuuthbrane, in Don’t wait
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey, everyone that uses high beams inside the city where there’s street lights and incoming traffic, FUCK YOU!

Shiggles,

For some people, those aren’t their high beams. No, that doesn’t make it any better.

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know who is worse: nighttime drivers who don’t turn off their brights; or nighttime drivers who don’t turn on their lights.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

High beams affect everyone else. No lights at all only really affects them. High beams are infinitely worse.

TransplantedSconie,

Well, it affects the person who doesn’t see them and pulls in front of them.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s fine, that person has their high beams on and can see them clearly.

itsmect, (edited ) in IRS be like

May I introduce you to our lemmy instance? Sending over $600 without the IRS feeling up on you, lol.

I don’t condone tax evasion, but I do oppose mass surveillance and firmly believe “innocent until proven guilty”. The biggest tax evaders are large corpos and megachurches anyway.

getoffthedrugsdude, in what's your best "insecure boss" story?

Worked with a guy who was told no by the CFO for one of his lame promo ideas, and his response was to slam the phone down, grab a wooden yard stick, and start whaling on one of the fake columns out on his show floor for several minutes before it broke in half and he stormed out.

MajorMajormajormajor, in History of the Balkans

You Slavs sure are a contentious bunch.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, they are.

Shayeta,

And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

You just made an enemy for life!

gnate,

Proximity is the world record holder for root causes of rivalry.

NotBadAndYou, in Don’t wait

Elon Musk has already taken the initiative…bless his heart.

blueamigafan, in what's your best "insecure boss" story?

Back when I was working retail, my boss had a thing about clip boards, thinking they looked important or something, I was doing a stock check of the section I was I charge of using shockingly a clip board. He came out started complaining he NEEDED the clip board right there and then, took it off me and proceeded to walk around the rest of the day with said clip board with some plain paper clipped to it. It was really strange I have no idea how he was even our manager, he couldn’t even cash up let alone do any of the daily paper work our assistant manager did it all.

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

It always baffles me that no company has enough clipboards, despite them costing about a dollar each.

Piemanding,

And unlike pens they are really hard to take/steal.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

For you.

Rhynoplaz,

I used to clip a crossword puzzle to one and work on it throughout the day. As long as it’s on a clipboard, people think you’re working!

N0body, in He founded Microsoft and definitely doesn’t dress in drag

Holiday special: Make one campaign contribution at a fixed amount, get two more campaign contributions made on your credit card in variable amounts in the near future. Merry Christmas!

Zerush, in Musk back pedaling is almost as disgusting as his original statements
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Slowy,
@Slowy@lemmy.world avatar

Is that real??

Zerush, (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s fake, it’s from a German satiric publication, but I’m sure he doesn’t lack the desire

This however is real

https://file.coffee/u/OEFp_R8BK_b8ZS5ioyfWY.png

0x4E4F, in Don’t wait

Me on my deathbed: Kathy, I never told you this, but… YOUR BREATH FUCKING STINKS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!

Novman, in IRS be like

USA is an empire based on the strongest military in the world. Of course DoD has green light for everything. Or you believe that european countries/japan follow the american interests against their own for good will?

0x4E4F, in History of the Balkans

It’s tradition 🤷.

Gabu, in History of the Balkans

I-Identical? Those motherbitches of my mother damned bitches fukers…

youtu.be/g1KiFON-GWg?si=ojJa_EscpeT1kacX

I apologize for the language of my passion

Shayeta, (edited )

Big word from macedonian mongolian 🤡🤡🤡. TOO STOOPID COMPARED TO CROATIA CHAD!!!1!!1! 💪💪😎💶💶

tilcica,

cronazi thinks he can talk just because he’s the second most developed nation in the area

stand aside, the femboy came 😎😎🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮

Vuraniute,
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do we south-of-yugoslavia balkaners count in the hatred competition? waiting for the bird to come

tilcica,

of course :D

Vuraniute, (edited )
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

ok

we are more femboy than you, we literally beat you at your own game. Slovenia L.

where is person from birdland i typically have this type of convo with them

LogicalDrivel, in Don’t wait
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’m sitting here waiting to go into a work holiday dinner that we are being forced to go to. Somehow I think telling my boss how I really feel about this diner might backfire. Being able to pay bills is always a plus.

HowMany, in THE DAY HATH COME

If only any of that crap were real. If only.

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