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shiveyarbles, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro

Oh man imagine walking into a club wearing these bad Bois. You’re gonna be drowning in it

Buttons, in Eternal struggle. But swapped
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

You’re allowed to be annoying, you’re allowed to be boring. Just be you, that will be good enough for the people you want to be around.

neo2478, in How's your housing market these days?

How bad is it that my immediate thought was that it’s reasonable? That’s literally the price of a parking spot where I live.

Sabre363, in Amogus

I would’ve drawn a penis

son_named_bort, in that's how it works, right?
workerONE, (edited ) in Its the only way.

I really like that design. But realistically a socialist society would be better off if you integrated the rich into the middle class and forced them into service to society.

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

include in this list all the ruling party politicians for the last 50 years. let them experience the mean of what they were able to achieve

FishLake,

Lol this guy thinks a socialist society should have a middle class. Realistically they’re a goddamn moron.

Tinidril,

Not that I care what they want, but I think most would prefer to be yeeted.

sukhmel,

All the more reasons not to

Prunebutt, in Its the only way.

“AI” trash. Get that shit outta here.

AgentGrimstone, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Put me on the lawn so I can finally fertlize it like I said I would.

captain_aggravated, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Unironically yes

Sarmyth,

A plate of nachos might be a salad.

DrPop, in Sounds delicious

I got my annual gardettos implant two days ago and the rye chips still hurt.

KreekyBonez,

bold choice

RIP_Cheems, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

In the mighty words of Danny devito, “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

BonesOfTheMoon,

Trash man!

theneverfox, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Wouldn’t a stuffed crust be sushi? It’s a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

TropicalDingdong, in Sounds delicious

Bro I’m shooting for some Juanitas and a pile of quac.

Thcdenton, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

RandomVideos, in Pope–memier showtime

(Verse 1 - Pope Francis) Yo, I’m Pope Francis, divine with the rhymes, Blessing verses, breaking curses, spitting heavenly lines. From the Vatican to Italy, I spread the word, Holy verses so potent, they’re felt and heard.

(Verse 2 - Italian President) I’m the prez, beatboxing with flair, In the Colosseum, we’ll make the crowd stare. Italy’s leader, representing with might, Political verses sharp, cutting through the night.

(Verse 3 - All the Dead and Alive People) From Caesar to Da Vinci, the legends unite, In the afterlife, we bring the fire, ignite. Machiavelli scheming, Michelangelo painting, History’s echoes, in this rap battle, we’re creating.

(Chorus) Dead and alive, colliding in this rhyme, An epic showdown, through space and time. Pope and prez, spitting verses so divine, In this rap battle, where legends intertwine.

(Verse 4 - Pope Francis) I’m the shepherd of souls, with the holy flow, Blessings on my side, watch me steal the show. In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, My rhymes hit hard, leave ‘em comatose.

(Verse 5 - Italian President) I’m the leader of the nation, politics my game, In the Colosseum, I’ve built my fame. Beatboxing with power, watch me rise, In this rap battle, I claim the prize.

(Verse 6 - All the Dead and Alive People) Centuries deep, we bring wisdom and might, From ancient Rome to modern plight. Caesar’s conquests, Galileo’s gaze, In this rap battle, we set ablaze.

(Chorus) Dead and alive, colliding in this rhyme, An epic showdown, through space and time. Pope and prez, spitting verses so divine, In this rap battle, where legends intertwine.

(Outro) In the Vatican city, where saints convene, The winner emerges, the ultimate rap scene. Pope Francis’ blessings or the prez’s might, In this showdown, who claims the night?

And the winner is… (you can decide!)

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