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Custoslibera, in Now let's not go making this a habit...

I’d really be sad if Donald Trump died tomorrow.

tacosanonymous,

lol. Unfortunately, it would be Jimmy Carter or something. This is not the worst timeline but it’s definitely one of the more cursed ones.

empireOfLove,

It would be OK to be Carter though since the dude’s almost 100 and has done enough good in his life to deserve a final rest. Man’s absolutely based.

drcobaltjedi,

Hus wife also just passed away they were together for ~70 years. Lets face it here, its also roughtly his time too.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Only supplied arms to Indonesia so they could commit some light genocide; Great guy.

Perfide,

Well fuck you, NOW it will be. You overrid their spell on Trump and redirected it to Jimmy by mentioning him.

tacosanonymous,

Well, I’ll mention Putin then.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I think you have to type it in blood or something

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

name_NULL111653,

ᛞᛟᚾᚨᛚᛞ᛫ᛏᚱᚢᛗᛈ

Ranvier,

Nononono, you’re doing it all wrong. The dude in regards to kissinger wrote something like, “when will that bastard finally die?”

Holzkohlen,

Trying reverse psychology on death itself? Bold

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I would be sad if he died tomorrow. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, be tried, convicted, and sentenced to show once and for all the “elite” also must play by the rules… then the fucker can die.

EmpathicVagrant,

Look at who he idolizes. If he ever truly believes he’ll have to face consequences, he’ll run away and then off himself before he’s caught.

gmtom,

Please no. Could you imagine the never ending flood of conspiracy theory bullshjt from the MAGA morons when Trump dies?

_cnt0, in Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes

Upvote whore.

https://i.imgur.com/KLWWY.gif

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely 🤤

pleb_maximus,

Oh yes daddy, give me those upvotes. UwU

Imgonnatrythis, in He founded Microsoft and definitely doesn’t dress in drag

This is the kind of diversity the GOP needs. Microsoft is amazing, I love their stocks.

Aku, in Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes

Glad I’m not the only one.

AI_toothbrush, in Reality Shattered

Yeah but they are stupid. Its the same in my country. People are simply sheep so they vote for the person who they see the most in ads and thats the guy who distroyed our economy and does racist and homophobic stuff…

KnightontheSun, in Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes

I see and appreciate you!

AFaithfulNihilist, in what's your best "insecure boss" story?
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

I quit, gave 30 days notice, set about training my replacements and one of the bosses fired me 2 weeks into that period. They ended up owing me money.

It basically let me take a year off of work and just try out different kinds of art.

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Papa needs his dopamine fix!

lolola, in Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

How bout those comment notifications tho

can,

ikr

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Shit hits different

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lemmy comments are so refreshing compared to Reddit comments. If you’re not posting within the first few minutes on a hot reddit thread, hope you enjoy being buried underneath a few thousand other comments.

Knuschberkeks, in Don’t wait
@Knuschberkeks@feddit.de avatar

Fuck Off!

can, (edited ) in Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes

Here, have some gratification.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I appreciate the free dopamine!

can,

There’s more where that came from.

idunnololz, in He founded Microsoft and definitely doesn’t dress in drag
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Is that gio gio? From gio gio’s bizarre adventure?

flop_leash_973, in Need to update the meme

I thought death would be happy with this roll of the dice. I thought he had been after Kissinger or McConnell for years now.

IWantToFuckSpez, (edited ) in Now let's not go making this a habit...
  • Putin
  • George W. Bush
  • Xi Jin Ping
  • Netanyahu

Edit:

  • Kim Jong Un + Kim Yo Jong (added by popular demand)
MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Look, I don’t like GWB, but lets be honest that Kin Jong un deserves a place is this list more than him

TrippyFocus,

Kim never invaded and occupied another country for years so GWB definitely deserves a spot on here.

BB69,

Kim has definitely killed more people than bush.

TrippyFocus,

Open to changing my stance but can you back that up? I see ~0.5 million from excess deaths from just the Iraq war which is put on GWB. There’s more I’d say he’s responsible for too thats just the top thing.

Wouldn’t count deaths from starvation due to famine entirely on a ruler considering the shape the country was left in post Korea war thanks to the US but even if you tried to largely attribute that it seems pretty close.

BB69,

You’re asking me to provide numbers for the nation with death camps for its own citizens.

Do you get why that’s impossible?

TrippyFocus,

And the US doesn’t have the world’s largest prison population both by number and % of population and it’s HEAVILY skewed towards minorities?

voidMainVoid, in Musk back pedaling is almost as disgusting as his original statements

I miss the days when I thought “Elon Musk” was a fancy French perfume.

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