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McDonaldIsHealthy, in Memes needs moderators

eah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

balderdash9, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/875ebd06-3c78-403a-b018-02acecb0f7fb.webp

crsu,

Unpopular opinion: billionaires are greedy

McDonaldIsHealthy, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

eah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

PoolloverNathan,

Your bot broke

CarbonIceDragon, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser
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A modest proposal

rotopenguin,
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A more profitable modest proposal

McDonaldIsHealthy, in a clever title.

eah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

db2, in Cooking

Bitch about the food, you don’t need to eat it. 🤷

stefenauris, (edited ) in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
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hmm, image doesn’t appear to want to load for me on my instance

and then after visiting the post directly it does. how odd

psud,

It might just have been that you were the first person from your instance to visit this conversation, so your instance hadn’t bothered to cache the image

Ipodjockey, in Cooking
@Ipodjockey@lemmy.world avatar

… I’m deeply offended. You can still make delicious food with those ingredients.

Ipodjockey,
@Ipodjockey@lemmy.world avatar

Except maybe the sawdust powder.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Cooking

Iodized salt = shitty cook?

Skill issue.

FierroGamer,

I mean, it tastes pretty bad 🤷‍♂️

Mothra,
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What??? It’s the same taste as any salt!

FierroGamer,

Is it like how some people can’t taste the difference between sugar and other artificial sweeteners?

Annoyed_Crabby,

Iodine is tasteless tho.

vzq,

But not odorless.

I tend to use sea salt, but that reeks of iodine all by its natural self.

Gormadt,
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You’re supposed to add it to food not just eat it by itself

MisterNeon, in Cooking
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

You’re insulting garlic.

I’m a barbarian in most regards and even I’m confounded by your lack of refinement.

i_stole_ur_taco,

That’s not garlic, that’s its drunk uncle jarlic.

IAmHisBiggestSpoon,

He’s insulting precut, oil soaked garlic. Garlic is kinda like coffee. It’s best when you break it up right before you use it. But that doesn’t excuse OP being a dick to people who don’t have time to make their own food perfectly nor the money to pay others to make food for them.

name_NULL111653,

Am a vampire, I agree with OP. Don’t use garlic, it makes you a terrible cook. It’s really really bad. Countries should ban garlic so people don’t fall into the trap of being bad cooks.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Into the endless expanse with them

average introvert

SonicBlue03, in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

The old neighbor’s calves must be incredible.

lars,

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

pearsaltchocolatebar, in Cooking

Actually, being a shitty cook would mean you can’t make anything good with those ingredients.

Drusas, in Cooking

To those who use the jarred garlic, you should try getting a small food processor. It makes getting a bunch of minced garlic a breeze, and there really is a big difference.

KinglyWeevil,

It isn’t the cutting it that’s the problem for me, it’s the peeling

NoIWontPickaName,

Hammer it, pull the peels off real easy, five dollar Walmart garlic press

i_stole_ur_taco,

If you don’t want to crush them with the side of a knife to loosen the peels (it works great but then the squashed garlic is hard to hold if you’re grating it), a trick I saw was to chop the bottoms off the cloves and then throw them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. The skins start to fall right off and peel like magic.

meowMix2525,

tbh I’m not sure if nuked garlic is going to be much better than pre-minced and jarred garlic

meowMix2525,

I also hate the smell that lingers on my hands for days after touching it. Would much rather just scoop it with a tablespoon and call it a day.

GreyEyedGhost,

You’re not wrong, but just about everything I’ve read says in most cases the difference is too small to matter. So if you’re looking for convenience or less spoilage, this gives you that with almost no downside.

Amphobet, in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
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thog dont caare

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