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jimmydoreisalefty, in *Violet explosion in background*

Should have listened, hahaha

Happened so much they made a song to warn them…

If you are wise you’ll listen to me


The oompa loompa song =)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=APj2ArUy6v4

Willy Wonka 1971 Oompa Loompa Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC8wPSmcPg

xusontha, in It's coming.

Bro I’ve seen/heard MULTIPLE Christmas ads already

I even saw a Christmas stand in a store

Who is buying Christmas stuff in OCTOBER?

30p87,

Saw a pallet of 79 cent Santas in some store the other day, and a Santa Femboy on the Hub.

Todesschnitzel,

Shit sells best in November. The earlier they sell it, the more money they may make.

Steve,

Must not be in the USA

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Supermarkets here in Germany are already full on Christmas sweeties.

xusontha,

w h y

Is this a cultural thing I’m not understanding?

UlfKirsten,

No. It’s an idiot thing you’re rightfully rejecting.

xusontha,

Oh lol

Schmeckinger,

We start cristmas on the first of September here in Germany. And you will pry my Gewürzspekulatius out of my cold dead hands.

xusontha,

At least share one with me…

Schmeckinger,

Also they don’t play the christmas music, its just as soon as it starts getting colder they go from grill mode into christmas mode. Where instead of grill stuff you can buy christmas stuff and fondue. Also we don’t really have Thanksgiving and a lot of people aren’t into fall stuff like pumpkins, so for seasonal stuff they go straight to Christmas.

xusontha,

like yin and yang, but grills and christmas decorations

ColeSloth,

Walmart went full in on their Christmas section like two+ weeks ago.

xusontha,

of course they did why wouldn’t they

eventually they’re gonna reach the point of never getting rid of their Christmas section

baggachipz,

Same with Lowe’s. You can’t even get Halloween shit now, even though it’s several weeks away. I went into Kohl’s on Tuesday and it was all Christmas music playing.

psycho_driver, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Oh lawdy.

themeatbridge, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.

Are we including the Clone Wars? Because for me, that filled in a lot of gaps and made the movies more enjoyable.

SternburgExport, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

I love cars and I love driving but commuting by car just sucks in every possible way.

Mchugho,

I dispute every way. There is nothing like listening to music in your car. It sounds better.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Y’all need some better headphones

shneancy,

invest in good headphones then

Mchugho,

Okay I’ll walk 19 miles to work.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

Sure, those are the only two options.

Mchugho,

Ok I’ll catch two buses and a train. Or three buses. I’ll only have to wake up at 5am everyday and go to bed at 9pm after returning home at 8:30. Totally viable.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

If only there was something with two wheels

Mchugho,

Ride a bike for a 38 mile round trip every single day to another city and back when there is no bike lane connecting said cities?

Bikes just aren’t viable for anybody who sweats like a bitch.

psud,

My workplace provides showers and lockers for staff who sweat on their way to work.

I can leave my smelly cycling gear in my locker and change into the work clothes I carried in, and wear the shoes I leave at work in the locker

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

Oh no, not bodily functions!

Mchugho,

38 miles every day…

I have to meet clients mate. I’m not going to do that stinking of BO

You’re crazy

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

And you're scared of change

Mchugho,

38 miles mate. Ludicrous to even suggest it as an option.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

38 miles on a bike is nothing lol
I know someone with asthma that does farther than that for fun

Mchugho,

Yeah for fun, on a Saturday. Not every single day for a 9 to 5. You would have to be certifiably insane.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

No. Sometimes on their way to work since it only takes a few hours to go 40ish miles.

Mchugho,

It would take me 4 hours in total every single day. Absolutely zero chance.

Plus no way I’m going to work covered in sweat every day. I have a duty to look presentable.

psud,

One becomes faster as one cycles more

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

LOL

BURN,

Can’t sing along at the top of my lungs though, which is the only place I can because the walls of my apartment are too thin.

Driving to and from places is way more relaxing than being on transit imo. Transit has always been significantly more stressful for me and never lines up with when I need to use it.

SternburgExport,

For me it’s the other way around. Public transit is more relaxing since I can just sit down and relax and don’t have to deal with all these idiots that drive like they have to arrive at their destination half an hour ago.

SternburgExport,

Depends on your cars sound system

Mchugho,

It does but there is something about the combination of driving and music that is magical.

SternburgExport,

I feel you. But I’d rather reserve this for when I want to drive and don’t have to.

EvilEyedPanda, in I'm a Possum on the edge !

Tell us how to save the world, oh great possum of the trees!

PopcornPrincess,

All hail the king!

SuckMyWang, in Life of Pi.

Pythagoras had it all worked out. Triangles, eating pie in a boat with a cat, being gay, he was way ahead of his time

LopensLeftArm, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.
@LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well sure, but you have to admit that’s a pretty low bar.

Mchugho, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Places were not supposed to be driven to?

Places were not meant to be filmed, or cycled to, or taken a blimp or train to. Places just are places. There is no meaning. Who is upvoting these low quality memes?

comfy,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s a reference to the original meme. The entire image is tongue-in-cheek.

psud,

My city was designed to be driven to. It was built after cars were common

But it’s still quicker to get from suburbia to city by bike than bus, but car is quicker still

Gradually_Adjusting, in Urban Warfare
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Is it that bad now? I remember it differently

lolcatnip,

No. Conservatives just love to shit on West Coast cities.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Idk just shitposting memes I find

cmbabul,

Not even a little bit

Klystron,

It’s pretty clean. I moved here a few years ago and have never gotten the feeling that it’s dirty. Around the homeless camps though it can be a little rough though.

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Been here 15 years now… By comparison to 2008, Seattle is a wreck. The turning point was around 2015 when Amazon decided to make it their permanent HQ. Pre vs post 2015 rent prices are insane. I had a top-floor waterfront place on Lake Washington for $850 until 2015.

fmstrat,

I wouldn’t necessarily put that on Amazon coming in. That’s been the trend in all cities over the past 10 years. Even suburban areas are feeling it. Hopefully remote work pushes up populations in smaller towns so other non-remote growth can occur in more affordable areas.

Orbituary, (edited )
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Our population increased by tens of thousands in the first year as a result of the announcement by Amazon that Seattle would be the permanent HQ. Following that, tons of cheaply made, overpriced housing was put up all over the city. Businesses were priced out and knocked down to make way for the shitty people-boxes.

Seattle is a geographically constrained area that was already at capacity. Blue collar workers and service industry folk were priced out and pushed into surrounding areas. Traffic and congestion increased. Homelessness skyrocketed.

I would agree that the issue is widespread, but in this case, correlation and causation line up.

fmstrat,

Sold.

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

It’s rough everywhere, I know. Shit like this article discusses doesn’t help. Austin, TX was also reeling from the use of software like this. I’m sure other places are as well.

seattletimes.com/…/new-lawsuit-alleges-price-fixi…

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

I was gonna say, this would definitely work in Baltimore.

poopsmith,
@poopsmith@lemmy.world avatar

Not really. I’ve lived here for ~30 years and certain spots are better, some are worse.

MargotRobbie,

Not sure about Seattle, but Bellevue and Redmond are nice. Great Asian food there too.

doctorcrimson, in Vegan food: The west vs India

Ah man, if I see one more west coast white lady in a YT short explaining their 5min superfood meal prep when we all know there is 0% chance she swallows a single bite of food with that much exotic pepper and ginger…

I’m gonna fry rice and quinoa in Pineapple pulp out of SPITE.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in Satisfying fart

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

davel, in Bye Felicia
@davel@lemmygrad.ml avatar
ImmortanStalin,

Just when I thought sorting by Everything would we looking better, we get this post lol

thantik, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

We were not supposed to go to the moon! Years of building rocket infrastructure and yet nobody other than a select few people have gone to the moon!

Stop building rockets!

comfy,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

Stop doing physics! Motion was not meant to be analysed.

convert that speed from nautical miles to miles please

let me calculate the snap, crackle and pop of that missile

Statements dreamed up by the utterly insane.

greyscale,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair going to the moon wasnt about going the moon. It was about proving you could deliver mutual destruction wherever you wanted through general rocket superioririty

evilgiraffe666,

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Yeah I want to go to the shops and back faster than a trip to the moon thanks.

SaniFlush, in Vegan food: The west vs India

I love me some mango curry

velox_vulnus,

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  • SaniFlush,

    Yeah I wasn’t kidding, I tried mango curry before and it’s awesome. Also this interface doesn’t show downvotes.

    portside,

    I love Mangalore foods. I’m a big fan. I need to explore local dishes next time I’m there

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