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Elgenzay, in Vegan food: The west vs India

america bad

psud, in You don't have to use customer service voice anymore đŸ„ș

I worked as one of my first jobs for my country’s telecoms former monopoly

We had to use the same phrase and say it with a smile when answering the phone: “welcome to Telstra, Psud speaking”

I now hate it when I slip into the vocal register I used there, but at least when I do, I’m usually using it ironically

IntentionallyAnon, in Being “gifted”, only makes you wish you weren’t sometimes

I wish my iq was 20 higher or lower, idk just gimme out of the blue zone

ButtholeSpiders,

I get what you mean
 though, I feel like an IQ test is a biased test, I took one as a teenager and scored high. Which was a morale boost at the time, but a few months later I had medical problems and ended up having a stroke and had to basically start all over with speech, motor and memory.

Sure, I survived. But I went through every therapy, started back up and realized I wasn’t close to what I was before. Which was crushing, sure I knew it wouldn’t be the same and I’m still above average, but the latent memories of my capabilities before constantly haunt me.

I didn’t mean to depress anyone, just enjoy the blue zone if at all possible. I constantly try remembering, it can get worse. /hug

TheCaconym,
ButtholeSpiders,

Thank god, it’s pseudoscience now. Though I was tested over 2 decades ago, it seemed silly they made a big deal out of it.

zifnab25, in Being “gifted”, only makes you wish you weren’t sometimes

I reject uniform distribution theory and only recognize the graph that looks like a pair of torpedo titties.

ButtholeSpiders,

I can’t unsee it now.

Zatore, in Being “gifted”, only makes you wish you weren’t sometimes

I don’t mind being aware of everything, but I do mind that nobody else is

ButtholeSpiders,

As you get older, you sort of get used to the fact that the majority of your fellow passengers are oblivious to the fact we’re on a bus speeding towards a cliff, driven by depravity and delusions of grandeur. And you realize short of a miracle, nothing is going to change it. It’s either that or you go mad. ¯*(ツ)*/¯

gullible, in YT is wild

Shoot, what’s this frame taken from?

ButtholeSpiders,

I Am Legend, the one with Will Smith.

Ensign_Crab, in Business is going well

So we’ve all decided to give Jack Dorsey another chance to do the same thing he did last time?

some_designer_dude,

Y’know, we — as a group — are kind of stupid.

rwhitisissle,

No, not stupid. Insane. The definition of insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again and expecting shit to change. That is crazy.

some_designer_dude,

Compromise: “Insanely stupid”.

HerrLewakaas,

What did he do last time? Never used Twitter so I have no clue what people hated about it

Ensign_Crab,

Well, refused to ban Trump for years no matter how many sitewide rules he broke, for starters.

FreshLight, (edited ) in *Violet explosion in background*

“Oompa Loompas dancing in the face of a dying child”-memes will never not be funny to be me.

There I said it!

ininewcrow, in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Short term gains 
 and gain them as fast as possible 
 because the end is coming near and everything is going to be over soon.

ButtholeSpiders,

While depressing, it makes sense, seeing as this market model isn’t sustainable in the long term, let alone short term.

Decoy321, in O.o

I love how the second image is just the 1st image mirrored.

Fidelity9373,

Pretty sure they're all mirrored off one of the first two? The reflections don't work right.

Decoy321,

Ah, good catch!

tpyo,

Thanks for that initial comment! I went and checked it again. Something is definitely fucky with the mirroring in the images and it’s messing with my eyes 😂

Gorgeous_Sloth, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.

There are people who think otherwise ??

funkajunk, in Don't follow your ex's
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Why does he have two left eyes?

balderdash9,
new_guy,

Oh my god you can’t just ask these questions

RudeOnTuesdays,

Hey, don’t eye shame

burntbutterbiscuits,

That’s not right man

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

👀

z3n0x,
@z3n0x@feddit.de avatar

Yes

GrimSheeper,

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Mr_Fish, in *Violet explosion in background*

Oompa loompa doopity do

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

đŸŽ¶ Why should we give a fuck about you đŸŽ”

AVincentInSpace,

Oompa loompa doompa da dee

You’re a bad person, now back to me

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re not greedy you will go far,

SaltyIceteaMaker, in O.o

Bro said

O.o

o.O

O.O

o.o

wombat, in Vegan food: The west vs India

usians cannot imagine consuming a treat that does not involve murder. They will literally pay a premium and spend billions in R&D to get non-murder treats to taste more like murder.

hiddengoat,

Holy shit, there are still dinks out there that are trying to make "USian" a thing? I thought all of you nad-nudgers died of with kuro5hin.

Kanda,

Clearly it should be Americunts

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