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jelloeater85, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

NYC subway rats will fuck you up, I joke. City subways are actually decent, maybe not the best, but they get by.

ArmokGoB, in title

Lament users:

kittenzrulz123, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

NYC subway isn’t that bad, yeah it’s not mind blowing but it works and when you need to commute that’s all that matters

drbluefall,
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar

I would contest that it is mind-blowing.

I may be biased since I live in the city, but being able to get damn near anywhere (that’s not Staten Island, but fuck Staten Island) for the price of a bag of chips is pretty cool.

kittenzrulz123,

That’s what I meant, you won’t find grand architecture or fancy stations but you can get anywhere (I also live in the city)

taanegl, in Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence

I’m sorry, but you just lost your job and have had your priveliges revoked. Don’t worry though. All you need to do is meet a local liberal for retraining to get it back. We will furnish you with a church and talking points so that you may return to the labour force.

Have a lovely day, and remember: if it’s gotta be complex, make it military industrial.

BradPittIsGod,

Was this supposed to be a joke?

FlyingSquid, in title
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

People are supposed to see Kite Man and think “hell yeah.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22f6af48-35a9-4e15-a779-134aed4ee67f.png

stoly, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

That, sadly, is the future. Valve is one of those rare companies that put out something interesting then got out of the way so that others could put out their ideas. Steam and PAX are a fantastic way to enable the creativity of others. I will keep my fingers crossed that this all works out, but I am fully prepared to be sad between now and, say, 10 years in the future.

JoShmoe, in title

This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

rambling_lunatic, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

I hope he has some sort of contingency plan. Perhaps he can find a successor.

Windex007,

It involves golden tickets and the unsolved disappearances of a handful of children.

Brutal, I know, but it’s the only way.

ipkpjersi, (edited )

I selfishly wish he had a son or daughter to carry on his legacy lol

More generations deserve to know how good Valve is.

bastion,

Son/daughter would be like “ugh, this is lame, I want to play real-world games with peoples’ lives. …like, corporate wars, or screw-the-smallguy.”

Kids never handle the inheritance right, and passing on the experiences they need in order to do so is hard as fuck.

lemonnade,

He has 2 kids lol. The eldest - Gray Newell, seems to be more into racing than game dev, though.

bastion,

It really is.

Mango,

Yeah but whales are gonna get all the tickets. There’s no IRL Charlie luck magic.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Grandpa Joe’s probably a whale.

Mango,

I need that comic where the girl is super frugal about everything except one particular thing.

jdf038,

Chat GPT predicts one of the kids will…

…get physically pulled into valves code? Not sure how that happens lol

🎵 One clicked on files they shouldn’t dare Now lost in code, they’ve disappeared in air Gaben warned, but they didn’t heed Now in the depths of Steam, they’ll forever plead

🎵 Oompa loompa doompety dah If you’re not careful, you’ll go too far Respect the rules when visiting Gaben’s lair Or vanish forever, lost in Valve’s software!

Nomecks,

If you’re reading this GabeN, make Valve a non-profit.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Worker co-op. Non-profits are pretty easy to rig for the benefit of the C-levels.

bastion,

Easy-peasey to rig. Worker co-op isn’t a bad idea.

I vote that as a second to finding a successor, and giving the whole thing to them, sans whatever kickbacks to family etc that he wants.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Well I’m glad we’ve all found an equitable and legally binding way to divide Lord Gaben’s assets on his death!

And they say the Internet never solved anything.

bastion,

Honestly, an open letter couldn’t hurt.

UnverifiedAPK,

He’s on 4chan last I heard

Omega_Haxors,

He’s been on 4chan since before he started the company. Why do you think they got so popular so quick?

Hupf,

I hope that GabeO will be ready for release soon.

UndercoverUlrikHD, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

If a game is on GOG, I’d rather buy it there than on steam. Steam is great and they do a lot of great stuff, but you don’t own the game if you buy it through steam.

ShortN0te,

I do the same. Just because the platform is great does not mean it will be in the future.

bigpEE,

I’m very anti-DRM as well, but I’m willing to give Valve my money even if there’s a chance I lose my game down the line. Some of that money’s going towards Proton and making Linux more popular

bastion,

Yeah. I now buy and play almost exclusively on Linux.

RIP_Cheems, in Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I really don’t know what to think about Isreal and hamas. Isreal is committing war crimes and hamas has been pushed to treat everyone as they’re enemy and will be violent to everyone.

Son_of_dad, in Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence

Nobody wants Israel to deal with Hamas, but nobody else steps up to do it either. Not only that, but nobody hates Palestinians more than other Arabs such as Egyptians. None of the Arab nations want to step up or take in refugees, same with Europe, all that talk from Europe but nobody will commit to taking in Palestinian refugees or sending in their own troops to weed out Hamas

But_Class_War,
@But_Class_War@midwest.social avatar

Israel does fund hamas though, so they’re kinda dealing with them in a different way

Agathon, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.
@Agathon@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

🏴‍☠️

TheDeepState, in title

Hell yeah!

DengistDonnieDarko, in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰
@DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net avatar

AI generated guns are always hilarious. What is even going on with that thing??

Daxtron2, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

Talk about cherry picking lmao

TankieTanuki,

Memes can pick few a cherries, as a treat.

axont,

There’s the Oculus stattion in NYC which is ok, but I hate the building it’s connected to. It’s one of only a handful of nice stations though. Half of the NYC metro looks like Silent Hill.

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