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irmoz, in Sh*t Gold .

Please tell me this is a joke

People aren’t really drinking cat shit right?

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

Psychonaut1969,
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over_clox,

Yep! I first learned about it from The Bucket List…

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Send_me_nude_girls,

It’s done for the aromatic flavors.

irmoz,

Shit flavours???

Honytawk,

Hmmm, you can really smell the compost

PlasmaDistortion,

I ate at a restaurant that sold this stuff. It was $85 a cup. I can appreciate a good cup of coffee but never at that price (monetary or cruelty).

Mr_Blott,

I saw it in a torréfacteur in Paris, it was about €70 for 250g of beans

They must’ve taken you for a right mug 😂

Imgonnatrythis,

Vast majority of it is just cheap coffee labeled to be this and marked up for tourists / gift market. Have tried it, just tastes like cheap old coffee. It’s not something genuinely sought after by coniseurs.

irmoz,

That makes this even dumber. If it actually had a good taste i could sort of understand it, in a honey sort of way. Sounds like it’s just a silly novelty.

Riven,
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It’s always about the story. Same reason restaurants get 2 and 3 michelline stars. It’s about how pretentious and fancy you can make everything surrounding the meal and not about the meal itelsef.

Chetzemoka,

I’ve eaten at a 2 star Michelin restaurant. It was definitely theater and not a meal. The Menu is one of the best dark humor movies I’ve ever seen because it’s honestly not that far off lol

NecroParagon,

I really liked that movie!

Riven,
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Loved it as well. My girlfriend and I will sometimes say Yes Chef when one of us asks the other for help with something.

Imgonnatrythis,

One star restaurants are the way. They usually have been so focused on their cuisine at that point they haven’t yet become super pretensious. Plus you actually have a shot at getting a table at these.

poopsmith, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
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Caffeine pills! You can find them for cheap at most drug stores. Plus you can dose the exact amount you want.

Rally, in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are

True

Thorman1, in Religious parents

Has there ever been a video found along with this meme template?

AndrasKrigare, in 10/10

Not just Americans en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_format_by_country

But pretty much just Americans

WYLD_STALLYNS, in Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 2023
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What is this? Vegetables for ants?? flips over table

Paragone, (edited ) in every time

Um…

Hoomin

Where … The Fuck … do you live, that you need that kind of machine to go to the local general store??

: P

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tinsuke, in Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 2023
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narp,
SeekPie,

Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 20231000007347

TheRealLinga,

You all wash alot of groceries! I just eat them. The germs make me more full!

Doombot1,

I’m paying for the germs so I’m gonna eat the damn germs

UnexploredEnigma, in Bone-her

doot doot

Prunebutt, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one
Draegur, in All the weird shit happens on nights

this is so fucking true holy shit

i work the night shift and every time day shift comes back in, everything’s settled and quiet, everything’s streamlined and ready.

When 2nd shift comes in (we actually have 3 shifts, and overnight is 3rd) it’s UTTER CHAOS

Wogi,

Our third shift is all maintenance, no production, do they do their preventative stuff and nothing really happens. 1st comes in to a well lubricated factory, promptly fucks everything up and passes their problems on to second.

And every day the cycle begins anew.

db2,

Here’s one I know a few of you will be familiar with: 1st breaks a machine and can’t run product leaving it for night. Night fixes the machine and runs the orders but has to re-break the machine before 1st comes in or risk getting fired for fixing it and being productive.

Master,

Pull the god pin at the end of every shift. Dont tell management!

HubertManne, in Reddit be like
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not just reddit. any site like that is a no go.

spiderman,

especially the sites that have academic questions and solutions for that but they are locked behind an account and then a subscription.

HubertManne,
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I assume those are just straight up virus factories.

soggy_kitty,

The worst is when companies and resutrants use “Instagram” or “Facebook” as their official webpage.

There’s a restaurant where I live that I’ve never gone to because I can’t book it without giving fuckerburg my data

Someology,
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Call them on the telephone, and tell a human you would like to make a reservation. Telephone voice calls still work at every restaurant in my region. Also, get this, you can place take out orders that way at most places! It’s an amazing technology!

LostWon,

I’ve found it can also be cheaper to place the order by phone than by an online ordering (middleman) service.

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

even worse is any deals are on downloaded apps. F that. The only good effect for me with that is its an effective way to identify and avoid corporate type institutions as they are top in using it.

hiramfromthechi,
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You should vocalize it to the owner (or at least management) if you can. You’d be surprised what comes of it.

I did this once with a restaurant/bar owner, and she was very understanding. Once I took the time to explain how I didn’t wanna be subjected to everything that a setup like that brings, she empathized and actually got a standalone website.

Many people aren’t aware until you make em aware. And whether they feel the same or not from a consumer standpoint, at least they’ll know that there’s people out there who do care, and it affects business. And usually, if it affects business, it doesn’t matter what their personal feelings towards it are. A good business owner will be sure to adjust because they learned something new about the market.

itsgroundhogdayagain, (edited ) in All the weird shit happens on nights

night shift would always run out and leave a steaming turd in our laps.

ChihuahuaOfDoom,

Exact opposite where I worked.

itsgroundhogdayagain,

maybe we were coworkers. days always blamed nights and nights always blamed days.

DeepFriedDresden,

That's literally how every place with a night shift operates.

Selmafudd,

That’s literally every place with more than 1 shift or department, it’s easy to blame coworkers instead of management for running an understaffed and undertrained op

SnowBunting,

This. I wish management would hire more instead of running on a skeleton crew. What happens when people get sick, go on vacation or quit? Hell.

Selmafudd,

When peole get sick you get to blame them because you have to pick up the slack! It’s a win win for management

psycho_driver,

This is the one true way.

EmperorHenry, in Reddit be like
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I can still browse without an account.

troyunrau,
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Depends on the sub. r/Ukraine is set to NSFW, so they require an account to “verify” for some reason.

quesomodo,
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Can’t you just use old.plebbit?

Turun,

Yes you can

MrScottyTay,

It’s because certain jurisdictions require companies to not allow access to potential 18+ content without getting consent and the user saying they are over 18. If there isn’t an age selection then in their T&Cs it’ll likely have something saying that creating an account confirms you are over 18.

Tankton,

You could just use a popup that says “Are you over 18 and willing to see NFSW content?” like most NSFW website do, but I guess that doenst generate enough money unlike forcing accounts does.

MrScottyTay,

That’s not always the case because signing up and accepting a T&C makes it more binding of the user to say they are who they say they are. If they aren’t, then it’s close to fraud. Having just a “are you over” screen is not enough, since the user can easily lie and the company can get done for not having enough measures in place to stop that from happening.

I know in the end it’s all futile anyway because of many reasons. But for companies it’s checking off a box that gets a governing body off their back and making sure they have the right certifications to do what they need/want to do.

Tankton,

Since when does a reddit account require me to submit ID proving I am indeed 18+? I literally see no difference in reliability between requiring an account where one claims to be 18+ and a banner where one has to claim to be 18+. In both scenario’s you are relying 100% on user input.

MrScottyTay,

I didn’t say they required you to supply id.

Also the difference is in legislation, business certifications and responsibility.

Like I also said, in the end these measures don’t matter to end result of the user (other than now needing to make an account, but still able to lie through it) but they do matter when a company wants to work with another that require all of its partners to have specific certifications and whatnot.

hperrin, in Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 2023

Why not just buy regular sized groceries instead of the overpriced miniaturized versions?

ieightpi,

I was gonna say. Those miniature veggies are probably that exact price on the meme. Regular size veggies are much cheaper

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