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PatFussy, in Fuck the moon

Absolutely based

crandlecan, in On Biden's 8 Billion dollar military package to Israel

Why won’t lemmy show all comments it says there are? I can see only 1 comment instead of 12 😭

Uncle_Iroh,

Because this entire federation stuff is kinda shit, which is fine because it’s done by a bunch of volunteers, and that brings all the upsides that every terminally Lemmy user breathes to tell you about, but it also makes it so there’s always shit not working.

Getawombatupya, in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are

RIP Danger Doom

not_woody_shaw, in Therapy's getting too expensive

Oppan Gangnam style!

Xraygoggles, in Fuck the moon

The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

https://media.tenor.com/ngkmP9H6QGIAAAAC/reference-captain-america.gif

hdgdlfiuebdtus, in 10/10

10 out of 10 out of 23 are like 100%

Querk, in 10/10

Unix people today : “NICE NICE”

Unix people today from 20:28:10 to 20:28:20 GMT : “NICE NICE NICE NICE”

FancyLad, in every time
@FancyLad@lemmy.world avatar

This explains why Tom Cruise is the way that he is. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7dbc938e-dc84-4766-9f7c-fe60d2d9dabb.jpeg

WereCat,

This explains why planes have a Cruise control

ShittyRedditWasBetter, in Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 2023

You can fill an American sized shopping cart for $450.

LaurelRerun, in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.

This is my hole! It was made for [MY CHICKEN SOUP]

corship, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Nerds: mate

JoeMomma, in Fuck the moon

In other words my screws are loose
In other words I’m a loon

Seraph, in Therapy's getting too expensive
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Where and what are you getting that is only $5 but lasts 12 hours?

j_roby,

youtube.com/watch?v=cmoFNya6P4Q

can,

LSD? Though 12h is a bit of an exaggeration.

RamSwamson,

Yeah $5 isn’t realistic. I would say it’s more like $10-$15

can,

$10 CAD for a tab has been standard here for a while.

RamSwamson,

I was referring to the 12hr trip. So in maple dollars we’re talkin $20-$30?

tryptaminev,

LSD is active for 10-12 hours. Usually the effects peak around 2-4 hours and then slowly get less, but they are still very much there.

Manifish_Destiny,

LSA?

sicarius,

I get them £3.60 a tab.
Helps to buy them in bulk. I’ll buy 25 at a time and that ‘should’ last me and the wife the year.

fosforus, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

You can pour a deciliter of sugar into your cup of black tea and it will taste the same as mountain dew.

petersr,

My cup is only a deciliter in size. Now there’s tea all over the place!

Sabre363, in Fuck the moon

What did the Moon ever do to this guy.

NocturnalMorning,

It stares at him most nights.

VikingHippie,

He’s just really into natural darkness…

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the sun he should be hating, then, all the moon is doing is reflecting sunlight.

VikingHippie,

True, but I don’t think a guy who wants to beat up celestial bodies has thought about how things work a lot…

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