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tdawg, in it's a trap!

People really do this?

MindSkipperBro12,

I wouldn’t know, never had a girlfriend.

lightnsfw,

Yeah, your GF is probably telling her friends all kinds of embarrassing shit about you.

tdawg,

Sure whatever people talk. But doing it in front of your so is just kinda rude

lightnsfw,

It’s a way of passive aggressively calling you out for shit and yea it’s rude as hell. I’d argue airing out dirty laundry to their friends at all is pretty rude regardless of if you’re present or not. I know I’ve had shit I’d rather people not know get out because of GFs gossiping with each other.

tdawg,

Sounds like some college bs tbh

lightnsfw,

It’s not. I was at a barbeque last weekend and all the wives were going off. If anything it’s worse in the 40+ crowd.

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

It can be a passive-aggressive way to call you out, but not necessarily. If you and your SO have a healthy relationship, discussing problems in front of others shouldn’t necessarily be seen as an attack. In my experience, if a situation like this comes up, it’s usually either:

  1. A way to help a friend who that might not realize they’re in a toxic/abusive relationship. For example, “Sometimes, Niels is really impatient with me being late, but he doesn’t demean me or put me down” can be a way of inviting me to provide some context or show that I’m not perfect but also that there are hard lines that shouldn’t be crossed
  2. A way to empathize with a friend that is coming to grips with the fact that no relationship is perfect. It might not be a conscious invitation to participate, but it does potentially allow you to provide another way of thinking about the issue. For example, “Tell me about it; I’m always picking up after this guy” is not mean-spirited or passive aggressive, IMHO. If it seemed like they actually wanted me to participate rather than just have a way to vent, then depending on the friend I might jump in with “oh man, my ADHD has been really bad since the new project started at work! I’ve been a mess and it’s been really awesome that you’ve been able to help me out”

It’s still not an excuse for an SO oversharing something that you told them in confidence, and it’s not an excuse for turning an ongoing point of contention into a full-fledged argument in front of others, but it’s not necessarily cause for concern. If you’re a very private person, and you ask an SO to not discuss certain things with others, that’s a little different. But on the other hand, they do need to be able to discuss concerns with others to some extent, so maybe differentiating between “good friends are OK, but not that friend” would be helpful.

Hello_there, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Reminder that farmers can spend something like a dollar per cow per year to allow their cattle to roam through public lands to cause erosion, shit in streams, spread giardia, and give farmers reasons to kill coyotes and wolves.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Also a shame that cow farts emit a lot of methane.

Miqo,

They surpsingly release most methane through burping, not farting. Even more surprising is that they burp so much methane that it is measurable from space

Edit: boost isn’t displaying links with custom titles. Here it is: www.cnn.com/2022/04/30/us/…/index.html

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Thats crazy. We need cow filters on all the holes.

Freylint,

The solution to bovine methane emissions is to install a cowalitic converter inside their mufflers. Just like we do with quad udder milk exhaust collectors.

KingOfNexus,

On a serious note i read a while back that they are looking into a type of gut bacteria to give to cows which will significantly reduce the methane produced by the cows digestive system.

1847953620,

Send it.

Smoogs,

And how much more water goes into growing meat

TxTechnician,

Large heards grazing is necessary for grasslands to thrive.

They till the ground, knock down tall dead plants, graze (but not “browse” the grass), fertilize, and water the grass.

Deer and other fauna do not knock down the grass the way bovine do. We used to have millions of Buffalo. Now we use cattle as a substitute.

If we don’t do that, we have to burn the grassland. Or it dies.

That’s what we used to do in Kansas. It was quite fun. And the government paid us to do it.

Anyways. Here’s some evidence to back up what I’m saying: TED TALK

Hello_there,

In some places, sure. But not everywhere they are. And you could/should reintroduce bison where they can go instead of using cattle. And the government should get more than the pittance they get per head.

The_v,

This is mostly done in the western U.S. It also takes around 40 acres of land/cow. In drier areas it takes 200 acres per cow.

In an irrigated field, with annual crops, and rotational grazing, we can feed 2-4 cows/acre depending on the location.

We do not need to use 95% of the land we use for pasture.

Jelly_mcPB,

These numbers are highly inflated

The_v,

A 1,200 lb lactating beef animal needs around 3% of it’s body mass every day. So around 35lbs of dry matter forage per day. Works out to around 6.4 tons DM/year.

Under irrigation, In areas without freezing temps, 25tons DM/acre is possible (not easy) or 4 cows. In areas with freezing temps 12-15 tons DM/acre can be accomplished or 2 cows (1 cow if the growing season is short)

10-15" rainfall zone produces around 600lbs DM/acre of which around 50% is available (timing issue) this is around 0.15 tons DM/acre. 6.4 tons DM for one cow is around 43 acres.

In a 5-10" rainfall zone it reduces to under 200lbs DM/acre total. Or 0.05 tons DM/acre or around 128 acres per cow. With that much walking their energy needs increase by as much as 50%. Or around 200 acres/cow.

Guess who grew up on a ranch with BLM grazing ground :-) My grandfather decided going bankrupt was a better than listening to a younger more hotheaded me.

Jelly_mcPB,

Cool cool cool, guess who grew up in Texas around 100 ranches? You aren’t accounting for how many times / much hay can be harvested from an acre of land, especially when you are talking about bahaia. While it may cost you a little more, to transport it to northern states its not 100 acres per cow. If your grandfather was a rancher, he definitely isn’t taking his cues from one granddaughter, especially if that’s how he raised your parent. We are a omnivores. We can get everything we need from both plant and animals, but as far as full chain amino acids- proteins, it is far more efficient from animals. The sad thing is we import a lot of meat, oddly enough from countries that don’t have near the land mass, and more people per acre than we have here and less regulation on how said how the meat was raised, so tell me if it take 100 acres of land to raise 1 head of cattle is possible?

The_v,

Well that settles it. You too ignorant on the subject to make a coherent reply.

Jelly_mcPB,

Hey mathematician, there are nearly 40 million cows in the US between beef and dairy, times that by 100 hundred, and that means we would need 4 billion acres to sustain them. There is only 2.4 in all of America. You dolt.

The_v,

Lol. A swing and a miss. Not even close to what I said. Try again. Since your from, Texas perhaps your should see a Dr about concussive brain trauma.

Here’s a hint. Divide 40million by 2 cows per acre and you get 20 million. That’s about how many acres we need to use to feed every cow in the U.S under irrigated annual crops production. Instead we use around 800 million acres (grassland plus forest).

So 97.5% of the land are we are using to graze cows, we don’t need to use. We do it because the government subsidizes archaic agricultural practices and makes it affordable.

Jelly_mcPB,

Read your first comment goober. You said it takes 40 to 200 acres per cow depending on the climate. SMH.

scottywh,

While this is true, BLM land doesn’t exist everywhere and as such it isn’t true of all cattle farmers.

MindSkipperBro12, in Paying rent in capitalism is not so bad with this simple trick

Capitalism is when rent.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty much, yeah.

samus12345, in Fuck the moon
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
bungle_in_the_jungle, in Cheese

What a ding bat

LuckingFurker,

It’s actually very clever, because the aim was to distract from the “wine and cheese nights” thing - if people google “Boris Johnson cheese” this story is more likely to come up than anything else. He’s clever enough to play the buffoon, and that’s worrying

Z3k3,

It was the same thing when mogg did the lieing down in Parliament. It broke the search term Jacob reec-mog lieing

LuckingFurker,

We are just lucky that Rees-Mogg doesn’t have the charisma of Boris Johnson, at least Boris is only after satisfying his own ego

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

And when he said he likes painting model buses to distract from this false campaign:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8tX_hOWsAM9T5K.jpg

Z3k3,

That one clearly worked well. I had no idea he tried it for the red nhs bus

Hyperreality,

Haha, funny boris like cheese. How relateable!

Meanwhile, these cunts were having a party while their incompetence and corruption contributed to the death of 200,000 people.

Cunts are still running the world.

LuckingFurker,

Preaching to the choir, I’d have them all tried for every single one of those deaths

Cloodge, in home is where you know how to adjust the shower....

And when you get it right, it oscillates between nice and somewhat cold :(.

Fashim, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

If you are drinking tea for the caffeine content it’s best to steep the bag for as long as possible, iirc it takes about 15 minutes for ~95% of the caffeine to extract. One teabag usually has 60-80mg of caffeine so equivalent to one cup of instant coffee.

tigaente,

It’s also gonna be super bitter at this point.

yukichigai,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

That's why you load it with a half cup of sugar.

Or just slam it like you're doing a Jager Bomb

tigaente,

That’s an energy drink for cheapskates then.

lauha,

You can always coldbrew it

TheActualDevil,

Tiny bit of lemon fixes that pretty well.

tigaente,

Will try next time I forget that my tea is still brewing ;)

devils_advocate,

Add milk until the colour of He-man

fushuan, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Monster White is my bane. It’s so good. It also has lots of caffeine. Send help.

AngryCommieKender,

Monster White sounds like slang for cocaine

fushuan,

I guess, it’s the one that tastes like medicine.

OurToothbrush, in History

No, the genocide is still ongoing, it didn’t happen it is still happening.

SexualPolytope, in Fuck the moon
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
StarshotJohn, in 10/10
@StarshotJohn@lemmy.world avatar

Nice

silverwing, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”

AngryCommieKender,

Ahh, is that why I don’t have a caffeine addiction? Hadn’t put that together till now.

jeremy_sylvis, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
@jeremy_sylvis@midwest.social avatar

I consider the privilege of choice in taste of one’s preferred stimulant to be one of the few small joys to late stage capitalism.

AngryCommieKender,

What if one doesn’t have a preferred stimulant?

At least I’m not a caffeine zombie like the rest of you. My housemates love it though, cause I’m up first and despite hating coffee, I am told I make a good pot of coffee, so they can stumble into the kitchen and get a fresh cup about a half hour after I wake up.

Dagwood222, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

[off topic] Chocolate covered espresso beans. Expensive as platinum but worth it. Check out high end candy shops and gourmet stores.

db2,

The ordinary chain grocery store has them here.

Dagwood222,

I’ve seen them in various places. Sometimes coffee shops have them.

ScreamingFirehawk,

Are a really easy way to accidentally give yourself heart palpitations and be awake for the next 36 hours?

Seriously those things are really good and before you know it the packet is empty and you are afraid for your life.

Dagwood222,

Who doesn’t want a candy that can accidentally kill you?

AngryCommieKender,

Someone is gonna dip Carolina Reapers in chocolate and sell them…

Dagwood222,
general_kitten,

couldn’t you just make that by adding chocolate powder to regular coffee beans?

Dagwood222,

No. It’s like a peanut M&M except you have a candy shell around an espresso bean. You eat them like candy. Also, if you want to make hot chocolate with a shot of espresso, make them separately and then mix. Don’t try to cook them together.

RobMyBot, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Mountain Dew isn’t only the worst caffeine fix.

Mountain Dew is the worst soda in general.

AngryCommieKender,

Allow me to introduce you to Jolt soda. They make/made(?) cola, and a Mt Dew clone, but with something like 3-5 times the caffeine. That shits disgusting.

los_chill,

I think Mountain Dew is the best soda.

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