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sirico, in My beloved
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The real monster was the seasonal plastic inside all of us

IzzyData, in Business is going well
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Having an invite only service seems like a risky move. If you make the sign up process too difficult people will give up and never return.

pixelscript,

At this stage that’s kind of the point. It’s an intentional demand-curbing measure. The number of people trying to switch to BlueSky outstrips hosting infrastructure. They’re scaling up slowly and carefully.

I presume once it’s out of open beta and they have the infra they need to launch properly, it will stop being invite ony.

IzzyData,
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Understandable, but at that point it may be too late as people will have cemented themselves with some of the competition such as Mastodon or wherever it may be. At least for me I am very unlikely to use BlueSky at this point or in the future because I was unable to go to the site when I had heard of it and sign up.

pixelscript,

I think those of us that treat social media services this way are a minority in the grand picture. If BlueSky continues to be effective, network effect will pull in a steady stream of users, including ones that may have balked before.

It is poising itself to be a 1:1 drop-in replacement for Twitter. Federated services like Mastodon aren’t that (and aren’t trying to be).

I wholly believe that the majority of Twitter users have no interest in federated platforms as alternatives. By comparison, platforms like Mastodon feel vaguely like Twitter but more fractured and isolated. Everyone was on Twitter. Comparatively no one is on Mastodon. Discovery is awful and micromanaging instances and subscriptions is tedious busywork. “Why can’t it just be all in one convenient place, like on Twitter? This is so stupid and complicated,” I expect most would complain.

Federated platforms are loved by us because we value the fine control and we like putting in effort to curate our feeds. The complexity is the appeal. But I think it’s negative appeal to the type of person who has gotten accustomed to an algorithm doing all of that for them, and I think that’s most people. You can use federated platforms out of the box and they’ll “just work” without all the tinkering, but it will be very bland and vapid. It only becomes great when you put in work to make it great for yourself.

The thing BlueSky seems to be promising is that big, monolithic platform that Twitter was and most people want. And I think they’re the only notable player in that game, so they’ll completely corner that market. As long as they don’t trip over any footguns (and I don’t believe making the beta invite-only is one of them), I believe they’re going to succeed greatly.

Holzkohlen,

But the sign up codes are the only reason people care about it. Yes, people are just THAT shallow.

Gamey,

Centralized serives tend to have server issues once they get more popular so it’s not really a surprise the new Twitter shithole did so too!

dangblingus,

Facebook started as an invite only service.

IzzyData,
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So did Gmail, but it was a different time without any good competition.

sirico, in Business is going well
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

It’s dead lets move on to intresting things

Holzkohlen,

Twitter or Bluesky? It’s both actually and you can add threads to that list as well.

joseangel,
@joseangel@lemmy.world avatar

Neither, a lot of celebrities, companies and media outlets are in Mastodon. A lot of artists are moving to BlueSky.

ThrowawayPermanente, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

Fake. There are no women here.

Ddhuud,

I have moobs and long hair, just keep dancing bro.

calculusqu33n,

Real. There are a few women here

Pixelle3D,

Woman reporting in.

Honytawk,

Yeah, and I am the real Tony Hawk!

OurToothbrush,

Yes there are. Stop being weird. (Am woman)

pinkdrunkenelephants, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Lol yeah, who would want their own personal vehicle they can use to go where they want and on what route they want without having to share with total strangers who can and will hurt you when you can ride the filthy, bedbug-ridden, urine-soaked train next to the crazy homeless guy jacking off right in front of you?

ThePac,

Nooooooo public transit is perrrrrfect you should want to deal with raving lunatics during your commute.

Gabu,

Seems more like you’re pointing to other systemic issues of your shithole country.

ThePac,

That’s fine. I deal with the symptoms as needed.

explodicle,
pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Thinking anyone who has ever seen violence on a bus or a train gives a shit

Thinking women in third world countries who are sexually harassed on public transport should just put up with it to make you happy

Thinking “enlightened, developed” aka white countries are free of violence simply because they are in line with what you want

You’re not going to sway anyone into giving up their autonomy just because you don’t like the way they live. If you’re so butthurt about it, why wouldn’t you just band together with the other NPCs, put a pot of money together, buy a shitload of land out in the boonies, incorporate it into a separate county and just build a walkable city of your own?

But you won’t, because you’re too lazy, selfish, and lack initiative, and that’s why you’ll never get the world you want.

TheDankHold,

You know the issues you’re bringing up aren’t caused by public transit, right? You’re so emotional over this and tear down the idea of public transit instead of giving a shit about mental healthcare in your country.

So now neither issue is solved, interesting perspective. You ever consider that traffic might be better for people like you who are deathly afraid of interacting with others if more people use public transportation?

Because no one’s talked about forcing you on a bus or flatly banning the existence of cars. You’re latching onto a hyper exaggerated scenario so you can act hysterical while feeling justified. You aren’t, you just have a small mind that’s easily manipulated into being against your own best interests.

As it stands now everyone needs to invest thousands of dollars to acquire and maintain something that is essentially required to participate in modern society. If you like doing that then more power to you, but everyone else just wants to have a choice.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

No, they do, you just didn’t read the article and you don’t care to because the only one getting emotional about this – and trying once again to derail the conversation because you think this about winning – is you.

You are never going to solve sexism and you certainly can’t do it overnight, and if I can’t convince you to put your feelings to the side and stick only to facts in a simple forum conversation, how the hell do you think people are going to undo millennia of toxic sexist ideas in time to implement car bans and avoid needlessly jeopardizing other people?

That’s right, you won’t, because ultimately, you don’t care about the safety or well-being of others. You just want to get rid of eyesores.

explodicle,

If you don’t give a shit about dying… then I can just be lazy and wait I guess, no need to argue. 😉

theDeck,

Cars are fine, they’re just a terrible default for everyone.

emergencyfood,

total strangers who can and will hurt you when you can ride the filthy, bedbug-ridden, urine-soaked train next to the crazy homeless guy jacking off right in front of you?

What post-apocalyptic hellscape do you live in? And here I was, thinking I live in a third-world country.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Most major cities with extensive public transport have these problems. You’re the one living in denial. And denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

emergencyfood,

I live in a major city and frequently travel by bus and metro. I go to my hometown once a month or so, by train. Haven’t experienced these horrors (yet).

BlinkerFluid, in The Economy
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Blockchain hype

Dead, buried, brought back to life, shot, brought back to life again and grafted to AI, beaten with a shovel, and currently laying in its own piss hoping 2024 is better to it.

Oh and Swift is apparently using chainlink for bank transactions, although most are wondering why on earth this would make chainlink holders any richer instead of the dev team and Sergey himself.

(it won’t)

Thcgrasscity, in Good show!
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Lemmy doesn’t like penis jokes… Well people here do, but “lemmy” doesn’t.

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

“lemmy”…what a bunch of dicks!

AllonzeeLV, in Dear bosses everywhere,

You’d sooner squeeze blood from a stone than shame from a capitalist.

They’re incapable of shame.

Schnitzel_bub, (edited )
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He’s not an idiot because he’s a capitalist. It’s that capitalism encourages the idiotic type to try shit out, because those are the ones with most self-confidence. They’re mostly also the least likely to really consider the responsibilities such as: your employees depend on you now, if you fuck up majorly, you’ll screw over all your employees’ lives, potentially their families too, potentially irreversibly

So yea, the function of “CEO” naturally attracts cretins.

And God forbid such a moron’s business becomes even slightly successful, because guess who suddenly feels smarter, less accountable for his terrible character flaws and toxic behavior? That’s right. Usually, businesses which make it are mostly just lucky. But you can’t explain this to cpt douchebag, he thinks he’s magically smarter and better at life than anyone.

And the better the company does, the more the Boss will indulge in his dysfunction and craziness.

That’s why, statistically bosses are highly probable to be the scourge of humanity. It’s not just capitalism. it’s just the toxic mix of luck, power and stupidity - all three combined with whichever the boss’ character flaws and weaknesses are. Only in capitalism, power usually takes the form of money, that’s all. But the issue is even deeper with people.

(i hate capitalism too, but I think blaming it all on capitalism and calling it a day isn’t gonna address such a fundamental issue with people. I come from an ex communist country and that shit is just equally toxic if brought to it’s extreme version - and for the same reasons to do with the human psyche too.)

Adalast,

Don’t forget a healthy dose of Dunning-Kruger suppositories.

simple, in Dear bosses everywhere,
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

Do the flowers come with extra cheese and pepperoni?

roo, in Dear bosses everywhere,
@roo@lemmy.one avatar

Same guy. I don’t see anyone different.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

I think you’re statistically right.

witheyeandclaw, in It's coming.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Dass93, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

What about convert the old cars to electric?

Comment105,

No, buy new fossil fuel cars.

Oderus,

There’s a heavy CO2 cost to making batteries so even if you convert an ICE vehicle to electric, you’ll have to drive it quite far to break even on the CO2 emissions from the factory.

mino, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

I am just happy to be dancing for once.

Custoslibera,

And with a partner who is undoubtedly attracted to you no less!

Look at you go.

negativenull, in Business is going well

Like the joke of old:

Internet Explorer: the best browser for downloading other browsers

Track_Shovel, in Dear bosses everywhere,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
Adalast,

I decided when I saw this that if a boss ever tries to hand me this I will hand it back and say “I am going to quit before I administer this to you rectally. Bye.” and walk out.

goddard_guryon,

I see your encourageMint and raise you a stone

HurlingDurling,

At least you can throw the rock back

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Relevant user name

I would paint ‘Fuck you and your rock’ on it before throwing it though their window

WillFord27,

Funnily enough I feel like the mint is more insulting, at least they had to pick out rocks

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s not a mint. This boss just hasn’t been taking his hard to swallow pills and is trying to delegate even that.

Devi,

Could I get some of that 6 mil I made? No? Just the mint?

Catsrules,

Oh, those mints are fun. Go in a dark room and bit them it makes a little “spark” in your mouth.

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