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vithigar, in 6÷2(1+2)

What’s especially wild to me is that even the position of “it’s ambiguous” gets almost as much pushback as trying to argue that one of them is universally correct.

Last time this came up it was my position that it was ambiguous and needed clarification and had someone accuse me of taking a prescriptive stance and imposing rules contrary to how things were actually being done. How asking a person what they mean or seeking clarification could possibly be prescriptive is beyond me.

Bonus points, the guy telling me I was being prescriptive was arguing vehemently that implicit multiplication having precedence was correct and to do otherwise was wrong, full stop.

Socsa,

Without any additional parentheses, the division sign is assumed to separate numerators and denominators within a complete expression, in which case you would reduce each separately. It’s very, very marginally ambiguous at best.

wischi, (edited )

👍 That was actually one of the reasons why I wrote this blog post. I wanted to compile a list of points that show as clear as humanity possible that there is no consensus here, even amongst experts.

That probably won’t convince everybody but if that won’t probably nothing will.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

When I went to college, I was given a reverse Polish notation calculator. I think there is some (albeit small) advantage of becoming fluent in both PEMDAS and RPN to see the arbitrariness. This kind of arguement is like trying to argue linguistics in a single language.

Btw, I’m not claiming that RPN has any bearing on the meme at hand. Just that there are different standards.

This comment is left by the HP50g crew.

ryathal,

It would be better if we just taught math with prefix or postfix notation, as it removes the ambiguity.

ook_the_librarian, (edited )
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Ambiguity is fine. It would tedious to the point of distraction to enforce writing math without ambiguity. You make note of conventions and you are meant to realize that is just a convention. I’m amazed at the people who are planting their feet to fight for something that what they were taught in third grade as if the world stopped there.

You’re right though. We should definitely teach different conventions. But then what would facebook do for engagement?

DeepGradientAscent, (edited ) in All lives rule
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I hate this 2-party system, and I loathe the DNC and the neo-liberal elite. That said, the Republicans haven’t fielded a palatable candidate in my entire lifetime.

Thus, like many Americans I’m forced to politically pinch my nose and vote for the geriatric, corporate-and-billionaire funded elite of the American “left” because the alternative after the dust settles after the primaries is unthinkable.

The American citizenry is fucked, and I fear the only way out from under the boot-heel of the billionaire class is armed bloody revolution, of which I’m terrified of due to what typically comes next, historically.

Orwell and Huxley were supposed to be warnings, not manuals for sociopathic murderous political cults. Then again, maybe things will turn out like Zardoz.

menemen, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Finally cyberpunk begins. We need more neon lights, but thanks to LEDs I am looking positively towards our future.

yum, in This Event is True. Image is false.

Why do we need to include a relatable caption when the original one is funny already?

can,

Because whoever took the screenshot included it.

yum,

That clarifies it. Thanks.

otp,

Sometimes jokes build off other jokes

MBM,

90% of Tumblr screenshots for some reason

Merwyn, (edited ) in Muoöe

French “vache”: Meuh

SpeakinTelnet,
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s only a vache if it’s from the Vachier region of France otherwise it’s a sparkling bovine.

cantstopthesignal,

Le moo

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meaux.

supercriticalcheese,

Meuglement pronounced Moo

Rooskie91, (edited ) in Now let's not go making this a habit...

This is a death note, huh?

Sure would be a shame is Charles Koch joined his brother…

zcd,

Really glad nobody mentioned Rupert Murdoch either

58008, in 80085
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

You rang?

cosmicrookie, in do you guys have this movie?
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

We don’t have it but you can rent it from us for a ‘small’ fee on top of our subscription price

TurtleJoe,
@TurtleJoe@lemmy.world avatar

There are some movies that just don’t exist on streaming. I’ve torrented movies, then looked them up to see what service they’re streaming on, and you just can’t watch them, not even an option to pay for it.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

But we won’t serve it to you in the full resolution unless you use our approved devices.

Jessvj93,

Oh is that an approved device? Well the resolutions have their own pricing, 4k’s gonna cost ya!

Mango, in Hurt like me.

Can someone unwoosh me please? That’d be great.

scops,

Here is the KnowYourMeme page. Note the Alternative/Minimalist Interpretations section.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
Mango,

Oh my fuck.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

gottem.

Frozengyro,

Don’t worry, you’ll see it everywhere now.

Potato_in_my_anus, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

That’s their trademark, as soon as you see it you know it’s a Hallmark romantic, cheesy, family movie.

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

My grandmother loves these movies. Some channel started playing them since July and she’s basically watched and rewatched all of them by now.

_dev_null, in Banal SCP
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

A month? More like 35 years. That’s how long ago some of those lids were actually made. I hated washing those fuckin things, with their shitty ass ripple design getting food all stuck up in there.

marcos, (edited )

They are 35 years model, with a measurable age of 35 years. But the researchers actually got brand new products, of current models from the store yesterday.

Rudee, in Chances are never zero.

Cows kill more people every year than sharks do

cows_are_underrated,

And that’s only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.

Rudee,

Speak for yourself, I haven’t spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f9f31764-2829-4529-8c46-2d8d53755c76.jpeg

cows_are_underrated,

That was not what I meant.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Your username should have been cows_are_udderated

cows_are_underrated,

Lmao

explodicle,

OMG I didn’t even notice your username until just now!

Shard, (edited )

Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.

Sharks don’t actually like the taste of humans because we’re a little too lean. So they won’t actively hunt you unless they’re starving. There’s only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There’s many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.

A big herbivore will fk you up because he’s having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you’re in a path of a stampede.

cows_are_underrated,

Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.

How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.

Poggervania, in Flirting
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

That’s when you move diagonally behind her and whisper “I’m gonna en passant you” as she crumbles to dust from being en passant’d

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Holy hell

NataliePortland, in Make sure to use your freebie
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Ah man I set a fire once. So dumb. My friend and I ditched Hebrew school and lit some books and a bush on fire in a department store parking lot.

Then we felt so guilty we called to fire department and confessed! The fire chief made us come in and take a fire safety class and write an essay. We were such dorks.

RuikkaaPrus, in Columbine vibes
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

ReakDuck, (edited )

He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.

RuikkaaPrus,
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter

But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess

Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases

Mrderisant,

No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy

Randomocity,

Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn’t work he was forced to buy it anyway.

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