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balderdash9, in And video games made me a monsterfucker
567PrimeMover, in Them Duke boys be at it again
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In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you're over the limit.

scrubbles,
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Damn straight. Hillbilly douche bro blaring country music while driving his pickup at 55mph through downtown?

It’s okay, I know his dad and they’re good people.

Out of towners/poor people/“lesser stock”/or people they plain just don’t like?

you didn’t use your blinker long enough to signal. Sorry, nothing I can do about it, $200 fine.

ares35,
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they can sniff-out those out-of-state plates from miles away. they know you aren't likely to come back to hickville to fight that traffic ticket.

KoboldCoterie,
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I’d heard this happened but I didn’t believe it until I moved from Maine to Massachusetts and went back to visit for the first time. Got pulled over and ticketed for doing 59 in a 55, on a road I (and everyone else) used to drive 65 on every day. Only difference was the MA plates.

andrew_bidlaw, in Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
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Their replies are too long. Why aren’t they like two lines at max? They space out real conversations.

trollblox_, in I am above average!

fuck im 17 for only 9 more months wtf do I do

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Lower your standards?

Pringles,

Jokes aside, it’s all about confidence. If anything, fake it 'till you make it. I was terrible with girls for a long time until I stopped caring and just went for it. Then I was amazed how easy it was.

rotopenguin,
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That is excellent good advice that everyone should follow and implement fully.

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u202307011927, in Wasn't that difficult
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  • Sir, I see your glass is empty. Would you like to have another one? :)
  • Why would I want to have two empty glasses?! (ノ´ з `)ノ
lud, in Watch out guys.

That looks like the rebellion (or whatever they are) from papers please.

NotNKVD,
@NotNKVD@lemmy.ml avatar

Ezic. That’s what they’re called.

YellowTraveller, in let them have it.

Honestly, I could be watching the most innocent thing on the internet, I will always Win+D when someone walks into my room

funkless_eck,

The real sneaky is to have a WIN+CTRL+D second desktop with a couple of innocuous windows open and WIN+CTRL+RIGHT arrow to switch to it.

HappyMeatbag, in Hon Hon hon
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My brain insists that this is terrible, but, I’m laughing, so…

beforan, in Hon Hon hon
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Baguette is pain

xusontha,

Average Fr*nch creation be like:

OurToothbrush, in I am above average!

Virginity is fake and made up.

Also sex is fun but not some revelatory experience(but what do I know, Im just a lesbian, a group which famously has many more orgasms than average), eo not base your self esteem on having it or not having it.

It also isn’t a substitute for intimacy, which when I talk to people who are weird about not having sex, I see them conflate needing a hug or to express their feelings with having sex.

Rant over.

Bongles,

To be fair, Someone that has “more orgasms than average” saying not to worry about it is like a rich guy saying money doesn’t buy happiness.

OurToothbrush,

No, it is like a rich guy saying “Money doesn’t make you more mature, spiritually enlightened or a better person”

Conyak, in Not today, sorry.

This is really hard for me but I have had to put my foot down in recent times. It still makes me uncomfortable but I just can’t support this anymore. If I’m sitting down at a restaurant with a server I tip 20 - 25% but I’m tired of tipping for takeout and I absolutely refuse to give extra when checking out at a store.

Rolder,

What about at a coffee shop or something similar?

Conyak,

I don’t go to coffee shops but I wouldn’t tip there either. I don’t think I should be responsible for paying employees a living wage. Charge me appropriately for the item and pay your fucking employees.

yozul,
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I agree that’s how it should be, but how things should be doesn’t pay the bills. Don’t take your anger out on the employees. Those are the only people you’re hurting.

Conyak,

And don’t put the blame on the customer. Demand better wages. I’m not taking it out on anyone.

FunkyMonk, in Not today, sorry.

Just another example on how easy it is to divide us and how the class war was lost long.. long... long ago.

dingus,
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It’s the tipped employees who don’t realize they are getting fucked and maybe their clients shouldn’t be the people expected to fill the shortfalls of their paychecks instead of, you know, their boss. It’s not the people who work regular jobs themselves where they are not tipped.

Source: Working the first tipped job I have ever worked and motherfucker these people are entitled. Delivering pizza to poor people living off of disability and judging them for not tipping. It makes me fucking furious. I live in a state with one of the highest minimum wages in the country, it’s not like these people are being paid $2.13 an hour. Depending on the day they can make $30+ an hour when you include tips. They’re so fucking angry and shitty and petty when people don’t tip. It’s like, I guess fuck anyone who just wanted some comfort food in the middle of their shitty lives and it’s not their fault your boss doesn’t pay you better. I have previously only worked jobs where I was never tipped but still had customers acting entitled. People who demand or expect tips on top of the highest minimum wage in the country are fucking crybabies angry at the wrong fucking people. That’s on them, not the people tired of the bullshit tipping culture.

SuperSleuth,

It’s as much on the customers as it is on the workers. Why continue supporting companies that don’t pay livable wages?

Haywire,

The workers don’t want to see tipping go away. They make bank in tips.

Hexarei,
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The unfortunate truth is that they do until they don’t - Anyone I’ve spoken to in the service industry has basically said that they love the good busy nights and the rest is stressful. Nobody should have to worry that they might not get generous enough customers during their workday, else basically starve. What a horrible way to live.

Kalkaline, in Not today, sorry.
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Tipping culture is capitalists telling workers it’s their fault for not making enough money. It’s true though, because workers don’t organize nearly enough to change the culture. People should stick up for themselves and their fellow employees and demand a better wage and benefits.

Vej, in Oof ouch owie

What happens if you just say no to them, because you don’t have the money as inflation makes it that you can only afford beans.

Marketsupreme,

They garnish your wages!

duxbellorum, in These labels mean much less than you'd think

People who advocate against animal cruelty are a special kind of stupid. Totally destructive of any (fundamentally not so bad) businesses that give time the time of day, and utterly ineffective at actually meaningfully changing the mass cruelty of the meat industry. Absolutely catastrophic virtue signaling. PETA “shelters” have a higher kill (euthanasia) rate than any other organization.

Phil_in_here,

What the fuck are you try to say? Because one bad organization does bad things, no one can say we should move away from torturing animals for extra profit?

Floey,

If you actually care about animals dying in kill shelters the solutions are to open more shelters, do more to stop abusive conditions for animals before they get out of hand, and most importantly stop breeding animals. Animals are killed either because shelters don’t want to take them in do to their condition or they are too full. You can blame the no kill shelters as well, because they don’t take in every animal. But they aren’t really to blame either, people who support the industries that breed pets are.

duxbellorum,

Preaching to the choir here.

muddi,

How is it virtue signalling? That’s when someone brags verbally about their position or perspective based on social expectations.

Based on your use of the word “destructive” I assume you’re talking about radical animal activists like the ones who sabotage industrial meat factories, often secretly and anonymously for their own safety.

So, do you really think these really are people who are ineffectual and desiring social reaffirmation of their views? If anything, this group of individuals are exactly those I would call to mind as ones who are not afraid to make actual change in the world they want to see, whatever it takes. Forget if you agree with them or not. It seems absurd to call them ineffective virtue-signallers.

TheCaconym,

utterly ineffective at actually meaningfully changing the mass cruelty of the meat industry.

There should be no “meat industry” at all you despicable fucking ghoul

“fundamentally not so bad” ? you morally bankrupt imbecile, go watch Dominion

Stop murdering and eating sentient beings

PETA “shelters” have a higher kill (euthanasia) rate than any other organization.

Close to a million cows are murdered daily (not to mention pigs, ducks, etc.) - almost universally after a life of torture or soon after birth - but yeah, sure, shelters kill more, makes total sense

Since you obviously feel guilty (consciously or not) but do not seem to have the basic morality to stop profiting from the mass torture and killing of sentient beings for your personal pleasure, at least have the decency to keep quiet about it instead of trying to jump through logical hoops justifying yourself

duxbellorum,

It’s more the fact that this movement spends all its energy shutting down Fois Gras and Angora and has had ZERO impact on the wholesale slaughter of sentient beings across the meat industry except to shift a growing portion from farms in the US and Europe where there are some meager standards to farms in asia that have zero scruples and will torture without reserve to make an extra juan.

Fucking useless caricature of activism. All your outrage would be more effectively spent on literally anything else.

BelieveRevolt,

“Animal cruelty is fundamentally not so bad, and we shouldn’t shut down animal abuse farms because someone else would abuse the animals anyway”

ok

Literally the same argument as “we shouldn’t pollute less cuz India and China”

duxbellorum,

Jesus fucking you ARE THE PROBLEM.

It’s not “no point in opposing polution because china would”

It’s literally the same people and they are providing a service that YOU consume (whatever form lf food you eat, any shit you buy off amazon, the car you drive, the phone you use, etc…) all you have said is “it’s fine if you pollute as long as you do not do it in front of me” “it’s fine if you torture animals if it’s not in front of me”

threeduck,
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The incoherent ramblings of the ill informed.

I think most of the people you’re yelling at don’t actually eat animals. It’s not “don’t do it in front of me”, it’s “don’t do it”.

duxbellorum,

What percentage of the us population do you think is vegetarian?

threeduck,
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

I dunno, I’m not american. Google it

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