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metallic_z3r0, in attention, attention, oh remember when....

Adjacent to this is either A) info dumping and feeling the other person start zoning out, or (possibly worse) B) info dumping and feeling yourself start zoning out mid-sentence.

SaltyIceteaMaker, in And he whines about Lemmy *tankies*

Brother this is a community for memes. Stop woth your political agenda

ivanafterall, in Wasn't that difficult
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I guess they'll hire anybody these days, shortage of willing workers and all that.

intoner, in I am above average!

Look. It’s pointless to compare yourself to others. Everyone does things at their own pace, on their own time. Who cares if someone has lost their virginity before you have? Genuinely, it doesn’t fucking matter. Life your own life, and speak your own truth.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Virginity is such a pointless concept in the first place.

DessertStorms,
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Came here to say this and share this

Hyggyldy,

The virginity is less of an issue than 31 years of loneliness. Like, people say you don’t need a relationship to be happy and that’s true, but it really doesn’t fucking help in the slightest. It’s just a pointless platitude from people who don’t understand the pain.

OurToothbrush,

Men need to be learn to be emotionally intimate with their friends instead of expecting that out of a partner. Loneliness should not be synonymous with being single.

Hyggyldy,

Much like people who think relationship and sex are synonymous, you are vastly oversimplifying the range of human relationships.

agitatedpotato, in Tis the season

The last Goth girl who I thought was gonna sacrifice me ended up just telling me she only liked me as a friend, not as a human sacrifice. Thats life I suppose.

negativenull,

The real sacrifices are the friendzones we make along the way.

trailing9, in Friendly reminder that the rights are not worthy of discussion

How can the left not link immigration with the reserve army of labor?

The right thinks that limiting immigration removes the surplus. The left knows that there will always be a surplus but they attack the right on refusing immigration instead of first explaining the reason for the surplus.

explodicle,

Because we’ve already explained to them that the king has the overwhelming majority of surplus and they’re pretending to be too stupid to understand, as an attempt at plausible deniability for racist motives.

trailing9,

You told them or you explained and developed a plan? This is all hypothetical, because immigration also creates jobs, but to somebody threatened with losing their job, it doesn’t help that they know that the king is to be blamed.

My assumption is that they believe that a unified society can change the decisions of the king. How do you convince them that the immigrants are on their side?

BTW, it doesn’t matter that the king has the majority of surplus. The problem is that he doesn’t use it to employ everybody.

explodicle,

The creation of jobs is just the tip of the iceberg; fascists are completely delusional. These aren’t smart people who were reasoned into their position. The only way to change their minds is to redirect the social pressure that brought them there.

trailing9,

Not every person of the right is a fascist.

Of course, changing the mind of a non-dillusional person is already hard enough.

The creation of jobs is everything. If your life stops being a competition for survival, people outside your social ingroup stop being existential threats.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Being right-wing has evolved pretty much into straight fascism these days. There is no real middle ground for moderates anymore.

trailing9,

Could you elaborate, please? I have the impression that calling somebody a fascist is used inflationary.

DieguiTux8623,

Nonsensical accusations can not be elaborated. When real totalitarianism will arrive nobody will listen to their cries of help because they’ve been screaming for decades.

ililiililiililiilili, in I specifically requested it.

Maybe you should ask for spooky nudes?

Flumsy, in Friendly reminder that the rights are not worthy of discussion

Everything is worthy of discussion. This posts screams closed-minded, polarized to hell and somewhat brainwashed person.

explodicle,

Paradox of tolerance

darcy,
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sorry youre right. i forgot about this concept, please mention it in every single discussion you advocate censorship (because the other side is just SO crazy)

HerbalGamer, in Talk Gooder

would of

mihnt,
@mihnt@kbin.social avatar

would of

could of

should of

programmer_belch, in This the big leagues kid
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

Knusper,

Super+F -> Firefox
Super+R -> Terminal
Super+E -> File Manager
Super+X -> Note-taking program

Classy,

Holy shit why did I never do this before.

I tried Linux and all the keybinding was a lot of fun, I gotta do it more with windows. I built my own specialized keyboard for inputting chords when I’m writing lyric sheets and I set CTRL+Tab as the keybind to switch between that and QWERTY.

Knusper,

I do composing, too, and I’ve written my fair share of shoddy scripts to automate tasks, but changing up the whole keyboard layout for a task, that’s the sort of madness I aspire to. 🙃

Classy,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7ec912b7-5285-4349-a5c7-c87ce1a31762.webp

I actually think this is slightly out of date, I combined Aug and dim into its own key with Shift for Alt, and maybe for flat/sharp, too?

flashgnash,

T is terminal for me, R would be to just run a single command in my top bar or something

Knusper,

Yeah, I had it on Super+T at first, too, but I have the command/application/everything runner bound to Super+Esc and I open a lot of terminal windows throughout the day, so I re-bound it to Super+R just because it’s slightly easier to reach.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I have never successfully run any piped video on any platform. Literally every pipedbot post has been worthless, at best, and usually actively frustrating as I’d actually use an alternative youtube frontend.

Dear pipedbots: blow me. Dear ReVanced: ❤️

Rekonok,
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

Worked fine for a month then nothing on every instances

I use Invidious now and it have a button to swich instances in case it buffering too long

luciferofastora,

Yeah, if you’ll advertise a service like that, it should work already. Otherwise, odds are I (and other people too, probably) will click it two or three times, then give up. If I see future links, I’ll remember that it didn’t work, be biased to not even try anymore, and potentially never notice if it actually did improve and start working.

It’s a common FOSS / Privacy-respecting-service issue, where someone will create something out of ideology, but the result will have poor usability, and unless you’re really really invested into the ideology yourself, you’ll probably stop using it because your free time is too precious to spend on getting frustrated over stuff that works poorly.

I feel the FOSS / Privacy Alternatives community needs to learn the lesson many bic companies have learned already or are learning now, that the quality of the User Experience is important in retaining people. Ideology can get them to try, but functionality and ease of use will keep them from running back to Google et al.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I just fired it up a new Piped instance to see if it would work. Result: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/90cab0bf-2d7f-40d4-ac56-9c84d50171d7.png

God this bot sucks.

Kecessa,

Same experience, not from a lack of trying but I finally blocked the bot this week.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I blocked it about 2 weeks ago. Best decision I’ve made on Lemmy

TheFriar,

YES. What the fuck piped? Work and I’ll use you.

Aurenkin, in Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I’m sure it’s useful to some but I just ended up blocking it

greenskye,

Same. Also all those tldr bots too

Sharkwellington,

Padme: Because you read the article, right?

Kecessa,

“The article was 7945 words long and was shortened to 248 words.”

Yeah, I’m sure I’m not missing out on anything bud

klemptor,

Welp I don’t know why that never occurred to me, I feel like a moran.

rug_burn, in Wasn't that difficult

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?

Stamets,
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AGuyAcrossTheInternet, in Talk Gooder

Thats really just you're opinion! Theirs nothing wrong with that!

pH3ra, in And video games made me a monsterfucker
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I must’ve seen a lot of The Addams Family because all I do now is fucking my hand

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