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doublejay1999, in I don't want more issues
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

Take it.

3 of anything for £5 is a good deal in this economy.

helpImTrappedOnline, in Planes :)

what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

“I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay“.

Well, it’s literally balls touching so…

MashedTech,

True, my balls touch each other… I must be gay…

LemmyKnowsBest,

what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

Ok but why didn’t you mention those sweet airplanes?

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

Why did you quote the entire comment?

Also I thought about mentioning the airplanes, but couldn’t think of any good puns to fit in. Looking at the other comments, they’re better at it than me, go read those instead.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I quoted the entire comment because sometimes the context of responses get lost the further down the comment chain they are.

brb,

It just adds clutter to the chain

LemmyKnowsBest,

Sry 😔

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Don’t worry, it’s r/relationship_advice, so it’s entirely made up

helpImTrappedOnline,

Oh I know, I spent much too long trying to sneak a plane pun in there…but never had any good ideas take off.

kautau,

Let your dreams take flight and you’ll land a good pun eventually

jaybone,

Yeah this is unfunny troll.

lurch,

Well it is a bit gay if you’re an army seargent and your privates have the same gender as you.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It stops being gay when you’re in the Navy

Pinklink,

This happened to me irl. My cousin said he doesn’t wash his asshole in the shower cus of this. Ignoring the glaring bs, me and my other cousin just told him “wash yah ayse”

lorty,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

Still not as bad as the guy that didn’t clean his ass and his gaming chair smelled so bad his girlfriend was begging him to clean it.

MashedTech,

Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don’t touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming “GAYYYYYYYY”. I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That’s why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.

Raxiel,

Or dads who refuse to change infants in their care because “peedo”

helpImTrappedOnline,

By that logic, mommy shouldn’t change the kids either.

Knusper, in Is this what people think about Tor browser?

I don’t think ‘people’ think about Tor. Most would not know what that is…

JokeDeity, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.

Duke_Nukem_1990, in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!

cringe bloodmouth humor

wafflez,

100%

tacosanonymous, in True

My biggest concern with “AI” is people trusting it. It seems to be wrong a lot and people are misinformed enough already. I don’t think this is solved by people owning the means of production.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

That’s not a problem that’s unique to AI, though; and misinformation would be much easier to address if you remove the profit incentive. Misinformation sells.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

The incentive to oversell the capabilities of AI and market it as being more than what it is stem directly from capitalism though.

UlyssesT, in True

No arguments here.

Vuraniute, in Planes :)
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

literally me. one time my english teacher used “A10” as an example for a highway and i said “thats a plane” so she used “B52” as another example and i said “thats also a plane.”

Kusimulkku,

“Fine! F16!”

“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”

Vuraniute,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

“okay, okay. uhhh… what about P51?”

“old one, but still a plane”

Jabaski,

They just didn’t use a big enough number. Like F111 is unremarkable, definitely not a plane.

Vuraniute,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

F111 is a plane too, but since Planes have large differences in their numbers, F117 cant be a plane!

Vuraniute, in True
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

holy shit

communist e/acc

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I think the concern being solved is: In capitalism AI makes owners lives better and workers lose jobs. In communism AI makes workers lives better because they’re all the owners.

Certainly not all the issues. And in theory.

unoriginalsin, in Planes :)
Honytawk, in True

What? No!

Or do you think propaganda and misinformation is only created by capitalist countries?

What about generating child porn, or mail scams?

Those AI problems can definitely not be solved by overthrowing Capitalism.

TheFogan,

Well those aren’t uniquely AI problems.

AI generated or human artwork created CP is also kind of debatable in terms of harm causing vs potential harm reduction. (IE the question is, does availability of fake CP in which no one is harmed in the making of it, lessen or raise the amount of actual offenders).

Misinformation, scams etc… all just as likely to happen via shops of cheap labor

The problems of AI that I believe this post is talking about, are the labor displacement issues, IE when AI gets good enough to outperform humans at tasks… how will the economy deal with unemployable people. Which is a specifically capitalism problem. IE the fact that work is based on supply/demand… and lowering the supply of work while keeping peoples demand of needing income… leads to people starving to death.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Ok, not all. The concerns OP was referencing were likely concerns related to mass job displacement and unemployment.

riodoro1, in Planes :)

I dont wanna know how much greasy, oily mess comes out of the aft end of an M28 but it needs to be hosed down, not wiped.

ours,

When 17, fully-kitted Polish paratroopers start popping out the back, it’s time to see a doctor.

jdf038,

Especially if Russia is anywhere near. It could get violent.

isolatedscotch,

plane bidet sounds so funny

Flaky, in Planes :)
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Whoever owns that M28 needs to take better care of it.

drolex, in I don't want more issues

I got 99 problems and one of them is that I lost £165 stupidly

fatman, in Today I will teach you about democracy packages
@fatman@fanaticus.social avatar

Sorry about the quality spent the minimum wage on comics

DaMonsterKnees,
@DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world avatar

Like military-grade duct tape, people that know, know.

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