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Mothra, in Quien de ustedes fue?
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Finders keepers

db2, in We live in a society

Someone’s bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Sir, this is the Air Force…we don’t do that sort of thing.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

*Chair Force

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Abso-fucking-lutely

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in I choose to believe

If my heart sees that, for the love of noodles, I pray you please put me back in the darkness.

db2, in Quien de ustedes fue?

Omelette du fromage?

Waker,

More like tortilla de queso

db2,

¿Que?

gnygnygny,

Crème de marron maison

workerONE, in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

Politicians shouldn’t have to do any fundraising, or to be allowed to. They should be given a budget by the government.

vonxylofon,

That could be pretty easily abused, imagine, by straw men siphoning state money without any prospect of winning.

At least in Europe, there are campaign financial limits so things don’t get too out of hand. Corruption, therefore, is done via other means.

anton,

Iirc here in Germany you get some funding based on the votes you got last election.

This reduces reliance on outside funding without enabling freeloaders, but sucks for first timers.

vonxylofon,

Yep, same in the Czech Republic.

sharkfucker420, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?
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Used to happen on jerboa but I haven’t noticed it in a long while

SaltyIceteaMaker,

That’s cause you can still scroll if the post takes your entire screen (at least i can) and if you click on the post you can just exit with the arrow at the top left corner

LemmyKnowsBest, in We live in a society

Nice to see there are some military members who aren’t so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

That’s most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.

tryptaminev,

How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can’t condition him to wear an uniform and shave?

LemmyKnowsBest,

IKR?! 😆

dsemy,

You’d be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair

justabigemptyhole,

Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin

ALostInquirer,

Would specialized velcro for beards help?

NaibofTabr,

Men, it’s just a job.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

NaibofTabr,

Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

Honytawk, (edited )

So you are in the military

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Probably the japanese one

AngryCommieKender,

What color is your favorite flavor?

humorlessrepost,

Orange

vivadanang,

signal soldier I see.

Kusimulkku,

some

lol

turkalino,
@turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don’t look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Exactly. It’s the lower enlisted people who haven’t been in as long and aren’t fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

TooLazyDidntName,

That and the guard!

shasta, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

Bidet

LongbottomLeaf, in Blessing from God

God be praised!

EdibleFriend, in Art imitates life
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but no seriously one of you motherfuckers bring me some Baja blast

PunnyName,

I can’t even remember the taste, or if I liked it

Chev, in FYI

What is a december region of the year?

XTornado,

Is near the November region but far up in the future. Well that is if you want to go the next December region.

If you wanted to revive going to last year December region well… not possible yet. Maybe in future updates.

Chev,

Now I’m even more confused 😅 Thanks for trying anyway.

Squid, in We live in a society

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  • Dirk,
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    I’m sorry for you. Now finish up my coffee order, I have work to do!

    theangryseal,

    Do what I do. Drive around and scope out the deadest businesses you can find. I’m talking if there’s more than 1 or 2 customers an hour, keep looking.

    Apply inside. They usually don’t do online applications.

    Once you have the job you can sit and play Steam Deck and Switch all day. Dust and mop once a week to keep it looking sharp, and then play games or take a call center at home job and do it from there. Learn an instrument.

    It’s much more fulfilling than slaving away and “growing” for some other muhfucker.

    At this point I can play the guitar like a mothafuckin’ riot. Doot doo doot dee doot do doo. Dunt duh dunt duh duh nuh.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Sounds like someone needs to cut their hair, polish their boots and have their soul beat out of them by exhaustion!

    theangryseal,

    It’s funny you say that. I haven’t had a haircut in almost 2 years. :p

    I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

    llii,

    I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

    I feel this, although it’s just 2 months for me.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!

    Orbeatle, in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!

    That’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

    bmsok,

    Fred Durst would like some hot dog flavored water with that to really keep things rollin’

    Rolive,

    Fred Wurst.

    DmMacniel, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?

    can’t you configure your app how it handles those long images to prevent inline scrolling?

    Cosmicomical, in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!

    This is the kind of thing that will get you cancelled in a few years when specism starts getting recognised for what it is

    ShrimpsIsBugs,

    Even in a world where everyone is vegetarian or even vegan (but remember that this wasn’t always the case), this is still a somewhat funny joke. I, e. g. don’t eat meat, but found it hilarious.

    Cosmicomical,

    I'm not vegan either tbh, but I do think the way we treat animals is relentlessly cruel and whoever denies it has salami slices over their eyes

    snor10,

    A farce?

    Cosmicomical,

    This kind of reaction is what they allude to in the Matrix when they say "if he's not one of us, he's one of them". You are already ready to fight to defend a system of slaughter and oppression.

    ZenFriedRice, (edited )

    It’s all word views. Obviously a Christain who believes in souls has no reason to respect an animal if it doesn’t have one.

    But, I just think we are matter, so I imagine that matter inherently experiences. In that case, humans are no longer the obvious protagonist who has no reason to feel bad about abusing the rest of those out there.

    Edit: And the fact that racism likely comes from people looking different, acting different, having resources we want, difficulties in communication, and/or leaders having an incentive to support it, it is pretty easy to see how specism exists. Whethere or not you care about that is up to you.

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