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crandlecan, in I just assumed he was like the character "The Knights Watch" from GoT

But instead he was…? 🧐

Pavidus,

Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, Redwood Original. SAMCRO.

10_0, in When the calories burnt equate to food you can then eat maybe it's a problem...

Well good luck running for 24 hours to burn off the 2k calories you just ate

EmpathicVagrant,

2k? I must be having light snacks.

SexyTimeSasquatch,

If you ran for 24 hours straight you’d have burned off a ton more than 2k calories…

Sludge,

I did this a few years ago (100 mi ultra marathon). Burned roughly 10k calories over 26h.

Mkengine,

This seems to be in line with this guy here

Custoslibera,

Out of curiosity, how many calories do you think you need everyday just to survive?

tdawg,

Back when I was doing high intensity interval training in college I would regularly hit ~2k calories burned a day. Few things satiate the kind of hunger that gives you like a burger

ImplyingImplications, in When the calories burnt equate to food you can then eat maybe it's a problem...

If you’re actually trying to manage your weight, do not increase your physical activity. Reduce how much you eat.

Most sites say running burns around 60 Calories/km or 100 Calories/mile. The average person burns 2,000 Calories a day by existing. If you ran a 10k every day, then you’d be using 2,600 Calories a day.

The difference in effort between “existing” and “runs a 10k every day” is massive, but the difference in Calories burned is equivalent to a large fry from McDonalds. So would you rather run a 10k or just take the fries out of your order?

Mkengine,

Physically I agree with you, but psychologically it is much easier to control what I eat when I regularly go to the gym because when I work out and eat too much it feels like I am wasting my time there. So even if I only burn 300 kcal, I feel like I am taking care of my body and pay more attention to what I eat over the day.

CookieOfFortune,

It’s more complicated than that. Decreasing calorie intake can also decrease your basal metabolism, whereas exercise can increase it.

For some people exercise is more effective than simply eating less.

miss_brainfart,
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And then comes the fun part where your body, built for pure energy efficiency and nothing else, will try to offset burned calories by subconciously moving less throughout the rest of the day

andyMFK,

I mean, it’s weird to encourage people not to increase their physical activity if they’re trying to manage their weight.

While it’s true you can’t out-train a bad diet, exercising, even for just 30 minutes every other day will go a long. Running a 5k will take about half an hour depending on your fitness level and will burn a good 350 calories or so, more if you’re overweight. Do that 3 times a week and that’s the equivalent of a about 2 meals you’ve burnt off (or one really unhealthy meal). Plus getting outside and exercising is good for your mental health.

Dkarma,

Until u realize that person is eating 3x the cals they burned as soon as they’re done running cuz now they’re hungry from running.

bandario,
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In a past life I took a bunch of physiology and advanced physiology courses at uni, as well as epidemiology/ population health focused courses and worked with a lot of people on their overall health and fitness. There are so many good reasons to make time for cardio. Ignoring calories for a minute, it has an overwhelmingly positive effect on mental health and wellbeing as well as significantly reducing disability adjusted life years, maintaining balance and strength into old age and reducing the risk and severity of falls as well as a host of cardiovascular diseases.

Heavy cardio also has a startlingly fast positive impact on the visual appearance of your body even in caloric balance, which can go a long way towards keeping you motivated with any dietary changes you may be making.

Having said all that, I find that for those who are just starting their fitness/weight loss journey cardio exercise can set off an absolute rocket of hunger that can potentially undo a lot of good work. I know for me, that hunger after a really hard run can far outweigh the calories I have just burned on that run.

For sedentary individuals just coming to the table, I had way more success in terms of both results and adherence by using programs where the cardio component kicked off with fast paced walking or hill walking for many months before trying to introduce running, swimming or other forms of higher intensity exercise. All of this backed up by a solid resistance training program.

Once you are starting to see concerete progress towards your goals with something as easy as WALKING and a few weights multiple times per week it’s way easier to stay on track once the hunger kicks in after your first few runs.

The battle is real.

RQG, in Time to go dance in the rain
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Spoilers. Once you completed your actual last exam. Like ever. Shit gets bad real fast. Welcome to the corporate hellhole of having a fulltime job.

SolarNialamide,

When I’ve done my last exam I get to grade exams for the rest of my life lol. I love teaching though but grading isn’t the most exciting part

chris,
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Nope. I still would not want to go back to school. Ever! Fuck exams! Fuck school!

Rayspekt,

Haha that was my first thought as well. Still it's a fine achievement on its own for OP.

0x4E4F,

Yeah… “buddy, you have no idea what’s waiting for you out there 😒” was my first thought.

InEnduringGrowStrong,
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I’m glad school’s over… but then at least school was meant to have an ending, unlike this grind.

JulyTheMonth,

Jokes on you. I got both going on for me. Not a fun time.

avater, (edited ) in Favourite kind of american
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isn’t he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

MartinXYZ,

He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I’m not certain it’s him.

avater,
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

thank god, thought I was crazy.

MartinXYZ,

Also, for what it’s worth: from the pictures I’ve found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

floofloof,

There’s two?

Holzkohlen,

I also immediately thought of that guy

joel1974,

From NZ too

avater, (edited )
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

but he “only” lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

lambda, in The Discords I regular, will not even respond...
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We’re not worthy!

shiveyarbles, in The Discords I regular, will not even respond...

Are these organic? I only do organic

lelgenio, in eepy
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar

This is called “art”.
This is the legacy and heritage of the West.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice and die for.
This is victory.

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sexy_peach,

They don’t know that all these statues were painted in bold colors back in roman times xD

InfiniWheel, in Entities Revive Plants vs Zombies

For a moment I thought it was some weird parody of mobile game ads, but nope, quick look at the viewcount and channel content tells me its just kids content. Jesus

sexy_peach,

No that’s a kind of satire I think. It’s a big meme right now.

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited ) in If only dreams came true

Reminded me of an old joke, (no idea it’s origins.)

A programmer finds a genie -

genie “You have 3 wishes”

Man: “I wish for a trillion dollars”

Genie “done”

Man “I wish I had a hot girlfriend”

Genie “dude just ask your crush.”

Man “I’m scared of planes, so I wish for a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there”

Genie “come on, do you realize how much engineering and logistics that will take. Not to mention all the international permits I’ll have to deal with. Try something easier”

Man “okay, ummm…I wish my program UI was understood by everyone who uses it”

Genie “how many lanes?”

halcyoncmdr, in You guessed WRONG!
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

Chocolate chip cookies shouldn’t look like an Oatmeal Raisin cookie. Totally different textures. Are people just not looking at what they eat at all?

SerJunkan,

Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are not uncommon.

halcyoncmdr,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

I have literally never seen these in my life somehow.

Catsrules,

Sounds like you need to try some recipes and start banking.

emptiestplace,

Do you think it would still be worthwhile if I just did one at a time?

ColeSloth, in The whole situation sickens me

I thought it was “he’s already dead”?

idunnololz,
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Literally unplayable

Track_Shovel,
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2/10 elbows too pointy

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I’m so happy this is basically the only comment. OP has failed us and deserves to have his internet revoked for at least 3 days.

fastandcurious,

Tbh, this is the only thing that is true, even if israel and hamas magically stop or are forced to, those children are gonna have some serious PTSD for the rest of their lives

taggart_mccallister, in I lose mine last month :(

I just bought a new phone and put it next to the other four I have.

flashgnash,

You’re either really good at holding onto those things, or really good at losing/breaking phones

blindsight, in You guessed WRONG!

You’re all heathens. Oatmeal raisin is the best grocery-store cookie option, followed by white chocolate macadamia nut.

Even better is oatmeal cookies with diced apricots. So good.

Oatmeal cookies should be chewy. Crunchy chocolate chips wreck the texture.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Keep your rasins and apricots out of my oatmeal cookies! They are better without them. Stop ruining a good thing!

KingThrillgore, in Anti Homeless Architecture
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

“Overwatch, deploying spikes.”

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