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Nice_Melt_Pleb, in eepy

Hey, I might play it

Zaphod, in You guessed WRONG!

I like raisins in cake, but they have no business being in cookies

Dagnet, in When the calories burnt equate to food you can then eat maybe it's a problem...

If you eat junk, even if you exercise a lot, you will get fat. See sumo athletes.

altima_neo, (edited )
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Sumo, while fat, are also extremely muscular though. They’re not just eating junk food, they usually have specific diets.

chooglers,

canned peaches and cottage cheese

LaVacaMariposa,

Sumo wrestlers don’t eat junk, they just eat an insane amount of calories. But the actual food is very healthy and balanced.

TheMusicalFruit, in You guessed WRONG!

Is that Honey Boo Boo’s mom?

EvilTwin, (edited ) in Give cheese

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

MoonRaven, in I lose mine last month :(
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I have many of them. At least 4.

Imgonnatrythis, in You guessed WRONG!

In what world is an oatmeal raisin cookie ever justiable when chocolate chips exist? Throat collapsing allergic reactions I guess maybe, but all other excuses are invalid.

agamemnonymous,
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Whichever alien planet I come from, where chocolate chip cookies are the disappointment.

criitz,

Cuz Oatmeal raisin are the best cookie

altima_neo, in This is no encouragement to waste energy
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Gotta get that shower warmed up while you take a naked poop.

phourniner, in Get out and vote!

Doesn’t voting not matter because it all gets decided by the electoral collage anyway?

psycho_driver, in I lose mine last month :(

I have like 7 of these in a container next to me. I don’t think responsible is the word that would be associated with that behaviour.

PS - paperclips work fine for this purpose.

BCsven,

Evolution

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6af6ebff-12c5-43ad-a361-b6d669949250.jpeg

s_i_m_s,

IMHO the one in the middle is the most comfortable to use.

TwinTusks,

Damn, I have never seen any of these shapes before.

dyc3,

I used the pins on an Arduino to pop my sim tray because I didn’t have any paper clips near me. There are a lot of things you could use.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I always end up using my wife’s earrings.

Draconic_NEO, in I lose mine last month :(
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Paper clip is better, these things are very flimsy, but also phones and Tablets don’t always come with them.

captain_aggravated,
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Funny, the one that came with my Galaxy is actually pretty sturdy.

Draconic_NEO,
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That’s good, I’ve usually found the flat ones made with sheet metal are weaker and more bendable than ones made from steel wire, or just using the small sized paper clips. Which is problematic because I like to keep them in my bag in case I need to use them and if they end up bent up it’s not great.

I think the reason the ones I’ve gotten fared so poorly is because they’re aluminium as opposed to steel like the paper clips. Which always fair better in my bag than the flat stamped ones do.

captain_aggravated,
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The one that game with my S10e is surprisingly heavy; it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s made of steel. It does seem to be punched from sheet metal.

Blackmist, in I lose mine last month :(

Had to use a paperclip for mine. Didn’t even come with one.

notannpc, in I lose mine last month :(

I still have it and now phone is eSIM only. But I can’t bring myself to throw it out.

Resonanz, in any Death Grips fans here?

Soon your crew will be serving sandwiches named after me (8)

FR0578Y73,

Vietnamese style, fool!

IndiBrony, in The whole situation sickens me
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Except we’re not exactly seeing a bunch of people rushing to hold back Israel, I guess.

Rudee,

Was about to say that the bottom panel is missing a “Nobody” label over the waiters

riodoro1,

The US should be handing Israel a gun

NightAuthor,

I don’t get the downvotes, are we (US) not arming Israel?

Count042,

I would guess a combination of two things:

  1. People who want to defend Israel.
  2. People who don’t want to give Israel guns, misreading the comment as implying we should be.

i.e confusion from both sides that causes downvotes.

Just a guess, though.

DashboTreeFrog,

I assume you mean that, in the context of the meme, a person labeled the US should be handing Krusty a gun to make it more accurate?

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