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mrbubblesort, (edited ) in Aberdeen
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https://www.politico.com/news/2023/11/06/trump-civil-fraud-trial-00125515

“I’m not a windmill person,” he said at one point.

“I have a castle,” he said at another.

Of his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland, he testified: “At some point, maybe in my very old age, I’ll go there and do the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen. Aberdeen is the oil capital of Europe, very rich,” Trump began to say, but he was interrupted by the judge shouting, “Irrelevant!” Trump murmured, “It is.”

Hours into his testimony, Trump attempted to read from a piece of paper he retrieved from his pocket. “I’d love to read this, your honor, if I could. Am I allowed to do that?” Trump asked. The judge said no.

On his way out of court, Kise further applauded Trump’s performance, telling reporters: “In 33 years, I’ve never had a witness testify better.”

This would be a blockbuster comedy if it wasn't real

MedicatedMaybe,

That’s sad in 33 years of pratice the best testimony he has ever gotten from a client is just random rambaling.

Rhynoplaz,

Oh, that was the defense lawyer? I assumed that was the plaintiff.

EmpathicVagrant,

It’s nothing but yes-man speak. Remember that’s the only kind of person he surrounds himself with.

Knusper,

Hours into his testimony, Trump attempted to read from a piece of paper he retrieved from his pocket. “I’d love to read this, your honor, if I could. Am I allowed to do that?” Trump asked. The judge said no.

Now I’m just imagining him reading a chapter of Shakespeare or something, like he thought he was in literature club.

Not that I could imagine Trump visiting a literature club, but I can imagine him thinking it.

Kase,

I am so curious what he paper was. I like to think it was a haiku he wrote

statist43,

A haiku he wrote l, and then turned into an irrelevant essay about some golfclubs and pussygrabbing.

Sry Im not american and dont know what shit he talks about.

Kase,

Haha dw, that was spot on!

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof,

Everything he does feels like a comedy sketch but it’s real life and I hate it.

Bananigans,

The way reality keeps pirating the onion’s articles, it’s a wonder they’re still in business.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Of course they are still in business. Otherwise where would reality get ideas from?

maeries,

I didn’t know testifying was a competition or smth

TheBat,
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And he’s got a cult.

Amerikkka is fucked.

10_0, in When the calories burnt equate to food you can then eat maybe it's a problem...

Well good luck running for 24 hours to burn off the 2k calories you just ate

EmpathicVagrant,

2k? I must be having light snacks.

SexyTimeSasquatch,

If you ran for 24 hours straight you’d have burned off a ton more than 2k calories…

Sludge,

I did this a few years ago (100 mi ultra marathon). Burned roughly 10k calories over 26h.

Mkengine,

This seems to be in line with this guy here

Custoslibera,

Out of curiosity, how many calories do you think you need everyday just to survive?

tdawg,

Back when I was doing high intensity interval training in college I would regularly hit ~2k calories burned a day. Few things satiate the kind of hunger that gives you like a burger

registrert, in Gascar
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    Track_Shovel,
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    Your mother said the same thing about you and your siblings ;)

    TheBeege,

    Saved

    Track_Shovel,
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    https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/2a5e7e9d-2f3b-4b58-8369-e8e8767f0366.webp

    Ragdoll_X, (edited ) in eepy
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    Relevant playlist

    Edit: I just added like 10 more videos lol

    thatsTheCatch,

    Saved, thanks for making this!

    cashews_best_nut,

    That’s weirdly specific. I commented about common treatments that work.

    Holzkohlen,

    No one has named Hbomberguy yet, but at least he is featured in this playlist. I can’t remember how often I’ve watched his video on Pathologic

    riot,
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    Thank you for sharing. I’m adding that to my list of video essay playlists.

    And throwing these YouTube playlists in the ring:

    Classy,

    Don’t forget Knudsen’s most recent video, an almost 6-hour epic on the history of EVE Online

    callyral, in I lose mine last month :(
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    what is that

    ILikeBoobies,

    For taking SIM cards out of phones

    callyral,
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    oh i never had one of those i just use one of those metal thingies that i don’t remember the word for

    Ozzy, in eepy

    24 hours of useless fallout facts

    ummthatguy,
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    Idunno about you, but looking at the state of things lately, imma start fashioning some bottle-cap mines.

    Kit,

    I love putting on these videos while I work. It makes the day so much more interesting.

    Mr_Dr_Oink, in I lose mine last month :(

    Wallet, coin part with a zip to keep it safe. It sits next to a random quarter i was given as change (im from the uk and it was given in place of a similar looking uk coin) a silver 1 pence coin (apparently they are rare and worth about £60 but as if my lazy arse is gon a sell it (and who actually buys these things anyway?) Some guitar picks and a franc (defunct french currency)

    spacesweedkid27, in eepy

    Damn you look nice

    abraxas, in I lose mine last month :(

    Mother fucker. I have one of these that I’ve been playing with all week, swearing to GOD if I don’t put that shit away it’s gonna vanish.

    I just put it away where it belongs so I don’t lose it.

    FlyingSquid, in Aberdeen
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    Wow. This is true.

    ElcaineVolta, in What is Marxism?
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    or veganism

    blindbunny,

    Watch omnis down vote us now.

    PlasticPope, in I lose mine last month :(

    I keep mine with the sim size converters and there’s prestik in it so as to keep it in place. But found paper clips to work perfectly well too.

    Ram_The_Manparts, in What is Marxism?
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    lenin-laugh

    ColeSloth, in The whole situation sickens me

    I thought it was “he’s already dead”?

    idunnololz,
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    Literally unplayable

    Track_Shovel,
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    2/10 elbows too pointy

    EdibleFriend,
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    I’m so happy this is basically the only comment. OP has failed us and deserves to have his internet revoked for at least 3 days.

    fastandcurious,

    Tbh, this is the only thing that is true, even if israel and hamas magically stop or are forced to, those children are gonna have some serious PTSD for the rest of their lives

    Siegfried, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

    Oppai, nice

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