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Mordachai_Shedbacon, in The Discords I regular, will not even respond...

Ave! True to Caesar!

pseudo, in Get out and vote!
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What are you guys voting for ? I mean… Which election is it ?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Its a state and local election where our democracy’s rubber hits the road. Literally the bare minimum of civic duty in America.

hungryphrog,

Fun fact: other countries exist.

kofe,

My state is doing a special election. No fucking idea what on, but thankfully they’ll have info outside the polling stations so I’ll do some googling before submitting a ballot.

Fleur__, in Pew pew
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair the Shepard’s are unbeaten to this day

EmpathicVagrant,

The shepard‘a what?

nephs,

Are unbeaten, to this day.

bestusername, in We are going to get through this, I promise you.
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

I think I’m on the wrong website.

runswithjedi, (edited ) in Google now

What about XMPP?

Domille, in i missed my true calling

would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment… unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.

Aggravationstation, (edited ) in I made a mistake that everyone should learn from

What the fuck happened to your car seat? Looks like some kind of explosion.

Fermion, (edited )

Random guess is this is from back when cars had cigarette lighters and someone dropped it on the passenger seat.

lemmyman,

There’s a reason they call it explosive diarrhea

TheOffice_Plant,

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  • Catsrules,

    So your saying it probably wasn’t explosive lava diarrhea?

    RememberTheApollo,

    Couple possibilities. Dropped cigarette. Electric seat heat or motor failure causing a fire.

    craftyindividual,

    There’s always a story behind these marks.

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, in I lose mine last month :(

    Goes great on a Keychain

    LordCirais, (edited )

    I did this but the tip broke off

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

    Yeah that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

    youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=nevH8H46rqgb-oyS

    Wootz,

    How is it untypical?

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

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  • Wootz,

    I did ;)

    Sabata11792,
    @Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

    I got stabbed in the thigh.

    TheAnonymouseJoker,
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    I would say that is very close to stabbing something else. Consider it a blessing. Now you can keep this pin in your poked thigh.

    Rhynoplaz,

    Mines still there! Works great for cleaning out charging ports too!

    Cupcake1972,

    Wait, why did I never think of that?

    tacosplease, in War is a business and business is good

    Meanwhile Ukraine is the meme with the boyfriend looking at the girl in the dress. I’m bummed that Israel and Hamas are sucking up all the oxygen.

    GenEcon,

    And Russia completely missing. Russia is the biggest profiteer of this war by far!

    Gork, in Anti Homeless Architecture
    Rayspekt, in Age Combat 🤡

    Fuck, marry, kill: Degen edition

    ZILtoid1991,
    @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

    Libertarians
    Fascists
    The IDF

    danc4498,

    Libertarians are fascists…

    coffee_poops,

    So are the IDF…

    bingbong,

    I think you’re on to something boys

    intensely_human,

    Right. So much overlap between those political philosophies 🙄

    Gorilladrums,

    “everything I don’t like is fascism”

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Libertarians are morons in their own right but the core philosophy of libertarianism (in the political compass sense) is the opposite of authoritarianism, which is where fascism stems from. A group that doesn’t want centralized government can’t also want a centralized government that enforces sociopolitical ideology.

    The more you throw around the word “fascist” to mean “anything right of me that I don’t like” the more the word loses meaning and becomes like the “communist” rallying cry of the boomers.

    danc4498,

    Libertarians are also hypocrites that don’t follow their own ideologies.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    True, but are they actual libertarians, then? Wouldn’t they just be conservatives? You can call yourself whatever you want, actions are what define you.

    danc4498,

    Yeah, I was just being super cynical. The elected libertarians never seem like actual libertarians.

    ICastFist, in Favourite kind of american
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    I also like the version with the caption: “dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs”

    akariii, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

    my favorite chapter of “I can’t believe it’s not loss”

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    The third and forth panel should be switched. Hope whorever repost this correct that.

    akariii,

    that could work, more of less(?

    SatansMaggotyCumFart, in We are going to get through this, I promise you.

    I forgot it’s Wednesday, I could really go for some frog legs today.

    NaibofTabr, in Dick Picts

    Careful, next he’ll ask you to take his woad.

    7of9,
    @7of9@startrek.website avatar

    That is a most excellent pun. Thank you.

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