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dditty, in Put the fish down.

Living in the Midwest, this is also super common on women’s dating profiles. I’d estimate probably more than 1 out of every 10 has a fish

BonesOfTheMoon,

Yeah I’ve seen that on Facebook. I don’t get it.

Kusimulkku,

When do you have pics taken of you? Especially as a man it can be that you have a very limited selection of pics. Selfies are another matter.

BonesOfTheMoon,

With friends and stuff.

Kusimulkku,

Lmao

EmergMemeHologram,

Look at this guy, with his friends!

I’m joking, but of my friends I’m the only one who brings a camera to stuff and takes pictures, and everybody groans when I do it. If I weren’t there there’d be no pictures, and there are no pictures of me because I’m behind the camera!

Most guys just don’t take pictures of each other.

Kusimulkku,

And a lot of guys don’t honestly have that many friends. Compoud those two and you won’t have much pics of you taken.

EmergMemeHologram,

My wife’s circle of friends is much larger than my own, so this wouldn’t surprise me.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

I saw a study from Finland that said that most men only have a few friends, a lot don’t have any. I guess I’m typical in the sense that I have a few friends and we don’t see that often. So not many photos of me taken by friends.

Of course there’s cultural aspect here, we Finns are what we are and also maybe other languages or cultures use the word more casually etc. But from what I’ve seen and read online, I don’t think having zero to only few friends is a Finnish peculiarity but rather pretty common at least in the West or maybe just Northern Europe and similar-ish cultures.

RIP_Cheems, in Put the fish down.
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You want fish? Common, pick a fish.

Omega_Haxors, in They forgot about Rankine

Joule is the best unit you can literally apply it to everything because it’s essentially a raw unit of energy.

DeathsEmbrace, (edited )

Joules is unfortunately a vector because it’s over a distance in a direction. Temperature is a scalar. Sometimes scalars are better than vectors.

Edit:Ok for those who don’t actually understand joules in its units J=KG•M^2/s^2 or N•D, it’s force which is a vector over a distance, this requires a magnitude and direction. This is because force is a vector and Joules is using force. All of you are starting to be confidently incorrect… Joules is a vector you can search it up.

Omega_Haxors,

If you set one of the axis to 1 than it’s effectively a scalar that’s why I love it so much.

poinck,

Please, someone fix the meme. Joule x a vector (represented by angles measured in radians).

wischi, (edited )

Joules is unfortunately a vector because it’s over a distance in a direction.

What? Joule is an energy unit and energy is a scalar quantity and not a vector. There is no “energy direction” and no “distance”.

Edit: even your edit doesn’t make sense. Provide a source that says that energy or joule is somehow a vector.

squiblet, in Put the fish down.
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I know a fair amount of girls from Minnesota and Oregon who would like that because they're into fishing themselves. They grew up fishing with their fathers.

MargotRobbie, in Put the fish down.
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I think someone is really fishing for compliments here.

This smells a little bit fishy.

MargotRobbie,
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I can neither confirm nor deny the rumor that Ryan Gosling’s trailer on set always smelled of fish.

mxcory,

There is no need to be on such a high perch about all this.

ICastFist,
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Margot, it sounds like you’re a bit jelly of the fish

MargotRobbie,
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I’m an actress, not a jellyfish, you silly billy!

sour, (edited ) in Put the fish down.
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do fishkeeping

is science and more interesting

whatwhatwutyut,

Highly agree. I love fishkeeping, so finding a dude that likes it too would be great… as long as they semi-understand what they’re talking about. No tropical fish without heaters, or tanks that aren’t properly cycled for example…

Mac, (edited ) in Put the fish down.

Men on dating sites:
Posting one of the few photos of themselves they have
Posting a photo they have where they’re actually happy and feeling a sense of accomplishment

GBU_28,

I’ve never taken a selfie but I do have some fish pics

BonesOfTheMoon,

Nobody wants to see dead animals on dating sites. I appreciate you have hobbies but you can just list them as an interest.

Yokozuna,

I was talking shit about this to a group of friends one day, saying that how the hell do you think that’s a good idea and one of them piped up that he had a picture of him with a fish he caught and justified it as “showing them they can provide food”. I might as well have a picture of me in the fucking grocery store with a cart full of food with that logic. I asked him to ask some of his matches what they thought about it but I dont think he ever did. Needless to say I don’t think that man has actually gotten laid in a decade.

Mac,

Oh i don’t fish. Nice assumption.

Kusimulkku,

I wouldn’t have though seeing fish would be such a big deal to some. Then again, never used dating sites so wouldn’t know

Letstakealook,

Only to be ignored by any actual women. Guaranteed to be accosted by bots and time wasting sex workers.

I don’t know how there are any straight men left on dating sites other than the “top 10%,” of course.

Clbull,

I dunno either.

And people wonder why incels are a thing…

c0mbatbag3l,
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90% of incels would be fine if they would get out of their own heads and stop being misogynistic.

I’m 5’5" and get laid plenty, I’ve seen ugly guys get laid, guys with small dicks get laid.

It’s a personality problem.

EmergMemeHologram,

Incel is a mindset, plenty of women will look past looks for people who make them laugh, or are interesting, or who do fun things with them.

When you show women 10000 photos and ask them to choose from them, yes they’ll go for looks, that’s all the signal they get.

My advice to incels is to find some fun hobbies, could be hiking or solitary things, as long as it makes you happy. When you’re happy, people will be drawn to you. If you focus on being butter and angry, people will sense that and avoid you.

Letstakealook,

There isn’t any excuse for incel behavior. Those guys are trash.

Clbull, (edited )

You misunderstand. I am not excusing the incel community. Any sympathy I had for them died years ago, and frankly I think any guy who thinks women deserve retribution because they won’t sleep with them is a fucking coward.

But here’s the thing, I think it’s a horrific symptom of our societal ills, not a cause. Inceldom is an economic issue first and foremost.

We are a society that profiteers from human misery in so many ways. Men are judged quite harshly for their wealth, status and their ability to provide, even when we’ve made great strides to bring about equality between the sexes. Wealth inequality has created a predominantly male underclass. This affects many things like being able to afford a home, access to physical and mental healthcare, etc.

Another thing that I think doesn’t help is how we’ve commodified sex in so many ways, but that’s a very deep subject that would take me way too long to go into.

Online dating specifically is a monopoly headed by just two parent companies. They want your experience to be as miserable as humanly possible so that they can sucker you into paying the cost of several MMO subscriptions just to use the premium tier of their apps.

The problem isn’t women, it’s that Bumble Inc and Match Group couldn’t give a flying FUCK about the integrity of their platforms. Socially awkward people depend on these apps to find love and their world view is being poisoned by a lack of interest from anybody who isn’t a bot, sex worker, scam artist or a lady from the other side of the world seeking to marry their way into their country.

Letstakealook,

I can understand that. Thank you for expanding on it.

RuikkaaPrus, in Put the fish down.
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YOOOO LOOK AT DIS BARBIE! I found these fishes inside the car

Aria, in Put the fish down.

Bears love men who fish, they’re trying to attract bears.

Omega_Haxors, in spicy in spicy out

Do not eat the giant purple carrot. (It is inadvisable)

clark, in Put the fish down.
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I don’t know. I really like those fish selfies.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
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Bongus, dude.

DriftinGrifter, in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately

Miguel 100%

Alsephina, in IDF be like

Popular meme on the Chinese internet apparently

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/c5cf1511-23eb-4d8b-bee1-f74742cb40d2.png

buzz, in Put the fish down.
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Too dramatic, so the guy likes fishing and is showing it - sue me

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