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Alue42, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

200ok,

It really does suck

hunter2, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

Wait a minute, you guys got free time?

purprain,

Ya I have about 4-6 hours of free time a day. After work and chores.

criticon,

Sometimes during work…

Aurenkin, in *cleans room*

If you’ve got time to ponder the futility of human existence you’ve got time to clean.

chatokun,

My ADHD brain can’t focus well on cleaning unless I get that weird hyperfocus on it. Last time I got it it lasted a couple days and I got a Lotta things done. It was nice.

ChillCapybara,

Please tell us how to get there 🙏

UlfKirsten,

Don’t clean for months

EvolvedTurtle,

Ok now what

AgnosticMammal,

Ok now think of a clean house + an opportunity to discover once cherished treasures

interdimensionalmeme,

Ah yes, turn the important but not urgent task into an important and urgent task ! But it’s a balancing act to keep it below the “overwhelming task feels impossible so let’s just ignore it” threshold

Vilian, in We all scream.

i didn’t understand :/

kambusha,

I scream, you scream, we all scream, for ice cream!

Without ice cream, there are only screams.

BlackPenguins, in dark tower deck supremacy

I have to ask. Why is this. 34 and a couple weeks now I’ve woken up with my lower back hurting.

slazer2au,

Generally sitting too much/ bad posture/not enough exercise.

CommissarVulpin,

Is there a way to undo/reverse it?

HooPhuckenKarez,

Get younger.

skulblaka,
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Thanks, I'll get right on that.

On an unrelated note, got any virgin blood?

lugal,

The good news is you can order adrenchrome online

KrankyKong,

Just look for DnD meetups on facebook.

DokPsy,

As someone who just had a one shot with three couples and one guy who murderhoboed until he had to leave to take care of his pregnant wife, I find this stereotype funny as hell.

DmMacniel,

Play the Uno reverse card.

virku,

38 here. Back pain started last year. Exercise is the way to go. I do weights about once a week now and the pain is gone and I am in better shape in general.

Catoblepas,

See a physical therapist. They’ll train you on how to perform strengthening exercises properly to take pressure off your spine. It can be expensive depending on your insurance (if that’s a concern), but if you are consistent with the exercises it can definitely make a huge difference.

spankinspinach,

I (somewhat cynically) recommend yoga. I hate that it works, but over the past 6 years I’ve gone from inflexible achy gym rat to the strongest/most flexible I’ve ever been. And old injuries seem to be fading, but that might be unrelated. Either way, can’t deny that it did something really good

capital,

Mine was so bad I had to get my wife to put my socks and shoes on for me for a few weeks. I was only 30 at the time…

A friend got me this book and taking its advice was the best thing for me.

Chiro didn’t do shit for me but physical therapy (this book) did. Now I work out regularly to include straight leg deadlifts and my back feels great. Still working on flexibility but that has also improved.

Chapo_is_Red, in dark tower deck supremacy

Me, realizing I’m nearly middle aged

Son_of_dad, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

My look throughout my childhood. My mom was a hairstylist too so I have no idea why she went this route

CarbonIceDragon,
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Maybe after work she was tired of hair and just wanted to do what was fastest and easiest?

LogicalDrivel,
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Same reason professional chefs eat ramen and grilled cheese when they’re not working.

Designate6361, in How Israel deals with racism
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RoyaltyInTraining, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer
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Capitalists need workers to oppress. Without them, they would have nothing to give them a feeling of superiority. Mincing people into fertilizer would surely be a fun pastime for the rich, but it’s hardly a sustainable hobby

SuperCub,

Capitalists don’t care about sustainability.

Honytawk,

They would if those workers were trying to unionize.

Free Market Capitalism would bring back slavery if we let them.

RizzRustbolt,

Free Market Capitalism

Oxymoron

phoenixz,

You have a rather one dimensional moustache twirling view of the world. Let me guess, communism is the one stop solves all problems in the world solution without any negative side effects?

You do understand that that is not how the world works, or for that matter, how anything works?

Seriously, your comment is plain nonsense. Yes, captialism has a shitload of issues. Yes, there are rich and abusive people out there. Yes, communism is responsible for countless millions of deaths and tortured…

Instead of making up weird fantasies, how about to try to come up with an idea that would actually make things better?

AVincentInSpace,

I missed the part where the person you’re replying to mentioned communism at all.

Faceroll,

Don’t worry, The dude was just hurt that his world view was challenged and felt the need to strike out

Honytawk,

If this one of the people the post mentions?

Neat! 📸

RoyaltyInTraining,
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Thinking about how to make the world better starts with fantasizing, and moves on to theorizing and debating ideas. Calling the many decades of socialist and communist thought just fantasies goes beyond all reason. At this point you’re just ragebaiting. This is not how you talk to people.

Saltblue,

Communism as Marx described, has to do more with the complete automatization of the means of production, and the subsequently change of the structure of society, as a result of post scarcity.

Remember that just past Mars humanity has a near infinite repository of resources, it’s only on this earth that we are subjected to the rat race, when we have the wealth of the universe so close.

You may think that I’m dreaming, but if we let capital unchecked, it will destroy us, and destroy earth. We have nothing to lose but our chains.

phoenixz,

if we let our capital unchecked

I am all in favor for heavily regulated and checked capitalism. Like it or not, its the most successful system and it can be a source for good when heavily regulated and used as an input source for a socialist system that takes care of all.

Selmafudd, (edited ) in Very misleading name

I came ridiculously close to blowing my hand off as a kid, the one kid in my circle of friends with the internet printed out a few copies on his dot matix printer… anyway one Saturday morning a group of us decided to try make a tennis ball bomb, it was just snapped off matchstick heads and the strikers stuffed through a small cut in a tennis ball and then tape the ball up. So pooled all out money together and go a dozen boxes of matches, tennis ball and a roll of duct tape and sat at a table in the park snapping off match heads. Once we made it we headed back to one of my mates flat and someone threw it up again a wall while the rest of us hid behind a wall looking over and… Nothing it hit the wall and bounced off and rolled around before stopping on the ground, we all waited and after a few minutes someone gave it another go with the same result, after about 10 attempts we were all out and just picking it up immediately off the ground and throwing it again. After about 15mins it just turned into a game of us throwing a ball against the wall and catching it before it hit the ground… Now I ran to catch the ball off someone else’s throw and i was about a foot off catching it when it exploded with a fucking boom, bits of tennis ball flying all over the place, you couldn’t see the shit but you could feel it hitting you on the way passed. Our reaction was fuck that was cool, let’s make another one…

0Xero0, (edited ) in All pollinators are important but...
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me when I see either: grabs flamethrower

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in dark tower deck supremacy
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Windows 3.11 trauma just kicked in

virku,

Wait this was 3.11? I thought these were in 95?

ShrimpsIsBugs,

95 definitely had those

DeathbringerThoctar,

3.11 did too

virku,

Oh I see! I barely remember 3.11. Propably the same exact executable for solitaire then.

Klear,

3.1 even.

Chetzemoka,

They started in 3.11 and were nostalgia legacy for a couple more iterations of Windows

Siegfried, in Americans

Jokes aside, there is no better way to learn geography than studying war. Shit just starts sticking in your brain.

Americans you are not alone

JJROKCZ,

A game called terra invicta (HOI4 mixed with xcom) has really been helping my modern geography of late

mcmoor,

That’s why Paradox games are best games for geography!

MrGerrit, in dark tower deck supremacy

Bottom right, the hand. Liked that sometimes a card would come out of the sleeve for a second.

Sharkwellington,

That is specifically why I would pick that one! Did any of the others have Easter eggs like that?

jabib,

Beach scene, the sun would smile with sunglasses iirc!

poppy,

They did. I think spooky castle either window light flickered or bats moved? It’s definitely been a long time but I do remember watching them.

TWeaK,

Yeah all of them had something, but some were pretty boring animations.

Zimeron,

This right here! Also, no back pain, take care of yourselves my friends.

Mostly_Gristle, in Very misleading name

I haven’t flipped through one in since I was a kid but, if I remember correctly, it actually did contain a bunch of recipes for cooking meals. Pretty much all of them were horrible ways to add marijuana to spaghetti and stuff like that.

Selmafudd,

Fuck yeah this does ring a bell

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